Post by Boxer on Sept 8, 2008 18:12:48 GMT -5
Last Week...
::Boxer is warming up in his locker room. He's waiting anxiously for his match against Trash. There's a knock on his door. He answers it and some backstage crew member hands him a note. Boxer reads it, rolls his eyes annoyed, and throws it away. He grabs his gym bag and leaves the building::
*Wrath commercial*
This Week...
::Boxer is at his home. He's talking to someone on the phone::
Boxer: How the hell are you still in business? What right did you have canceling my match? So, Trash no-showed. That means I'm victorious by forfeit...you want me to do three promos?...that's the new rule huh?...well, I suggest that YOU give me someone that's WORTHY enough for me to put in that kind of effort...Oh, you did already, did you?...of course I wanna know who my opponent is...Cloudstrife?...your World Champ...if I beat him you have a surprise for me?...you're trying to teach ME a lesson?...do you even know who I am?...Listen very carefully, Scotty. You're lucky I even agreed to join your little company. I was getting much bigger and better deals elsewhere...why did I choose this place?...because I was feeling generous. I'm here to save REW. You should be thanking me...well, I don't care if you like my attitude or not. I get it done in the ring. Tell the Champ he's in for a long week...oh, you want ME to do it?...alright, I'm on my way to the arena right now...yeah, whatever.
::Boxer hangs up the phone, then heads upstairs to pack. His wife, Jamie appears from the master bathroom::
Jamie: Who was that?
Boxer: Scotty Raven. He's on my case, because I didn't bother cutting three promos on an opponent that wasn't even worth my time to begin with. He's lucky I cut ONE promo.
Jamie: Your opponent didn't even show. Why is he on your case?
Boxer: He thinks I'm being too cocky in my promos.
Jamie: You're just being you out there. You're just telling it like it is.
Boxer: Exactly. What Scotty Raven and the REW roster needs to realize, is that nobody can touch me. I'm a multi-undisputed Champion. I can't remember the last time I've had a real challenge. Anyways, I gotta get going. Scotty Raven's trying to "punish" me by making me face the REW World Heavyweight Champion.
Jamie: That doesn't sound like much of a punishment.
Boxer: It's not. Hand me my CwO Universal Championship would ya, babe?
::Jamie heads over to the closet and pulls out the belt. She hands it to her husband. He thanks her, shoves it in his suitcase, and closes it::
Boxer: Alright, I'm off to make Scotty Raven look like an ass.
Jamie: Good luck, baby.
Boxer: Thanks, but I don't need it.
::He kisses his wife good bye and heads downstairs. He throws his suitcase in the back seat next to his gym bag. He gets in the car and drives to the airport::
*Boxer vs. Cloudstrife commercial*
::Boxer pulls into the arena parking lot. He grabs his bags and heads inside. He finds his locker room and goes inside. After he changes into his gear, he heads over to the gorilla position. His music hits and he struts on the stage. There's a mixed reaction from the crowd. He continues to strut down the ramp. When he gets inside the ring, he grabs a mic from the ring announcer::
Boxer: I'm no expert on business management, but I'm pretty sure that canceling matches isn't the best way to keep a wrestling company running.
::There's a mixed reaction of boos and cheers from the crowd::
Boxer: I'm also sure that demanding that a main event star cut three promos on a jobber is also not the best way to run a wrestling company.
::The mixed reaction continues::
Boxer: I definitely know this one's bad for business. Bringing in a main event star from another company and then ATTEMPTING to teach him a lesson about being cocky. That's definitely the wrong direction to go.
Crowd: R E DUV! R E DUV! R E DUV! R E DUV!
Boxer: I'll get right to the chase. Scotty Raven is treating a million dollar business like a candy shop. He's acting like the father I never had...and never wanted. Here's how I came to be in REW. I was working for FCW when I was approached by Scotty Raven. "I heard you're really good. We could use someone like you at my company," he said. I asked him if he's seen any of my work. He said that he watched one or two of my promos. Now, I failed to ask him HOW LONG DID HE WATCH MY PROMOS and that's my fault. Scotty, you gotta watch more than five minutes of a promo. As for this whole me being cocky thing...well first things first. I'm not being cocky, I'm telling it like it is. I'm a multi-undisputed Champion and in REW, I'm undefeated. In fact, had Trash showed up, I'd still have kicked his ass. As for this three promo rule, you made good on your promise. You gave me someone that's worth putting three promos up against. Although, that's to teach me a lesson, which I find laughable. I don't care how good your Champion is. I'm just that much better.
::The crowd still has a mixed reaction::
Boxer: The only lesson being taught tonght, will be you do NOT mess with a multi-undisputed Champion like myself. But enough of Scotty Raven. The rest of this goes to my opponent, Cloudstrife. What is this, Final Fantasy? Were you high on angel dust when you came up with your name? That's worse than calling yourself, Trash. I've had former opponents come up to me and ask what kind of name is Boxer. I'd answer them, by knocking their ass out. What are you gonna do to me? Blow pixie dust on me? I hate to break it to you, Cloudstrife. But...this ain't neverland. You're in the real world. In the real world, I hurt people. I end careers. But, most importantly...in the real world, I win Championships.
::Half the crowd roars it's approval::
Boxer: Speaking of Championships, let's talk about a REAL Champion from a PAPER Champion. A REAL Champion NEVER EVER loses a title match. A PAPER Champion is a Champion that only holds a belt for a week or only wins by dumb luck. I have four belts that I never lost, Cloudstrife. How many Championships do you have? Tonight, I'm exposing you for the paper Champion that you are. I'm sure you've heard that I guarenteed that I'd be World Champ within a month. Tonight, I'm gonna show the world just how easy it's gonna be. When I do, Cloudstrife. Do yourself a favor...STAY DOWN! Now, I'm going to walk...do you hear me, Scotty? I'm going to WALK to MY LOCKER ROOM...so I'm NOT leaving the building....and I'll do an interview as soon as you get off your lazy ass and send someone over to me. I'm a star, Scotty. Don't you ever forget that.
::Long Way Down blasts through the speakers. Boxer drops the mic and rolls out of the ring. He still receives a mixed-reaction from the crowd as he heads to the back::
::Boxer is warming up in his locker room. He's waiting anxiously for his match against Trash. There's a knock on his door. He answers it and some backstage crew member hands him a note. Boxer reads it, rolls his eyes annoyed, and throws it away. He grabs his gym bag and leaves the building::
*Wrath commercial*
This Week...
::Boxer is at his home. He's talking to someone on the phone::
Boxer: How the hell are you still in business? What right did you have canceling my match? So, Trash no-showed. That means I'm victorious by forfeit...you want me to do three promos?...that's the new rule huh?...well, I suggest that YOU give me someone that's WORTHY enough for me to put in that kind of effort...Oh, you did already, did you?...of course I wanna know who my opponent is...Cloudstrife?...your World Champ...if I beat him you have a surprise for me?...you're trying to teach ME a lesson?...do you even know who I am?...Listen very carefully, Scotty. You're lucky I even agreed to join your little company. I was getting much bigger and better deals elsewhere...why did I choose this place?...because I was feeling generous. I'm here to save REW. You should be thanking me...well, I don't care if you like my attitude or not. I get it done in the ring. Tell the Champ he's in for a long week...oh, you want ME to do it?...alright, I'm on my way to the arena right now...yeah, whatever.
::Boxer hangs up the phone, then heads upstairs to pack. His wife, Jamie appears from the master bathroom::
Jamie: Who was that?
Boxer: Scotty Raven. He's on my case, because I didn't bother cutting three promos on an opponent that wasn't even worth my time to begin with. He's lucky I cut ONE promo.
Jamie: Your opponent didn't even show. Why is he on your case?
Boxer: He thinks I'm being too cocky in my promos.
Jamie: You're just being you out there. You're just telling it like it is.
Boxer: Exactly. What Scotty Raven and the REW roster needs to realize, is that nobody can touch me. I'm a multi-undisputed Champion. I can't remember the last time I've had a real challenge. Anyways, I gotta get going. Scotty Raven's trying to "punish" me by making me face the REW World Heavyweight Champion.
Jamie: That doesn't sound like much of a punishment.
Boxer: It's not. Hand me my CwO Universal Championship would ya, babe?
::Jamie heads over to the closet and pulls out the belt. She hands it to her husband. He thanks her, shoves it in his suitcase, and closes it::
Boxer: Alright, I'm off to make Scotty Raven look like an ass.
Jamie: Good luck, baby.
Boxer: Thanks, but I don't need it.
::He kisses his wife good bye and heads downstairs. He throws his suitcase in the back seat next to his gym bag. He gets in the car and drives to the airport::
*Boxer vs. Cloudstrife commercial*
::Boxer pulls into the arena parking lot. He grabs his bags and heads inside. He finds his locker room and goes inside. After he changes into his gear, he heads over to the gorilla position. His music hits and he struts on the stage. There's a mixed reaction from the crowd. He continues to strut down the ramp. When he gets inside the ring, he grabs a mic from the ring announcer::
Boxer: I'm no expert on business management, but I'm pretty sure that canceling matches isn't the best way to keep a wrestling company running.
::There's a mixed reaction of boos and cheers from the crowd::
Boxer: I'm also sure that demanding that a main event star cut three promos on a jobber is also not the best way to run a wrestling company.
::The mixed reaction continues::
Boxer: I definitely know this one's bad for business. Bringing in a main event star from another company and then ATTEMPTING to teach him a lesson about being cocky. That's definitely the wrong direction to go.
Crowd: R E DUV! R E DUV! R E DUV! R E DUV!
Boxer: I'll get right to the chase. Scotty Raven is treating a million dollar business like a candy shop. He's acting like the father I never had...and never wanted. Here's how I came to be in REW. I was working for FCW when I was approached by Scotty Raven. "I heard you're really good. We could use someone like you at my company," he said. I asked him if he's seen any of my work. He said that he watched one or two of my promos. Now, I failed to ask him HOW LONG DID HE WATCH MY PROMOS and that's my fault. Scotty, you gotta watch more than five minutes of a promo. As for this whole me being cocky thing...well first things first. I'm not being cocky, I'm telling it like it is. I'm a multi-undisputed Champion and in REW, I'm undefeated. In fact, had Trash showed up, I'd still have kicked his ass. As for this three promo rule, you made good on your promise. You gave me someone that's worth putting three promos up against. Although, that's to teach me a lesson, which I find laughable. I don't care how good your Champion is. I'm just that much better.
::The crowd still has a mixed reaction::
Boxer: The only lesson being taught tonght, will be you do NOT mess with a multi-undisputed Champion like myself. But enough of Scotty Raven. The rest of this goes to my opponent, Cloudstrife. What is this, Final Fantasy? Were you high on angel dust when you came up with your name? That's worse than calling yourself, Trash. I've had former opponents come up to me and ask what kind of name is Boxer. I'd answer them, by knocking their ass out. What are you gonna do to me? Blow pixie dust on me? I hate to break it to you, Cloudstrife. But...this ain't neverland. You're in the real world. In the real world, I hurt people. I end careers. But, most importantly...in the real world, I win Championships.
::Half the crowd roars it's approval::
Boxer: Speaking of Championships, let's talk about a REAL Champion from a PAPER Champion. A REAL Champion NEVER EVER loses a title match. A PAPER Champion is a Champion that only holds a belt for a week or only wins by dumb luck. I have four belts that I never lost, Cloudstrife. How many Championships do you have? Tonight, I'm exposing you for the paper Champion that you are. I'm sure you've heard that I guarenteed that I'd be World Champ within a month. Tonight, I'm gonna show the world just how easy it's gonna be. When I do, Cloudstrife. Do yourself a favor...STAY DOWN! Now, I'm going to walk...do you hear me, Scotty? I'm going to WALK to MY LOCKER ROOM...so I'm NOT leaving the building....and I'll do an interview as soon as you get off your lazy ass and send someone over to me. I'm a star, Scotty. Don't you ever forget that.
::Long Way Down blasts through the speakers. Boxer drops the mic and rolls out of the ring. He still receives a mixed-reaction from the crowd as he heads to the back::