Post by johnmwhite on Dec 30, 2012 13:39:37 GMT -5
New Years Revolution
Since our fifteen managers are all awol, except one who seems to have forgotten how to pin something onto a notice board, I'm giving you guys a card. Never let it be said that I didn't at least try. Good luck.
REW World Championship
Sung Ho vs Trash
Sung Ho has been nipping at the heels of the top competitors in REW for some time, but has never managed to seal the deal. This is his final chance, and in all likelihood the final contest REW will ever hold. Where will that historic title, held by such greats at John Michael White, John Michael White and John Michael White end up? In the trash? Ho, ho, ho.
Winner... and NEW REW World Champion Sung Ho!!
White Widow vs Nathan Priest
Because this way we might actually have two matches with a post in them.
Winner... White Widow.
Santas Little Helper Match
[/b]Since our fifteen managers are all awol, except one who seems to have forgotten how to pin something onto a notice board, I'm giving you guys a card. Never let it be said that I didn't at least try. Good luck.
REW World Championship
Sung Ho vs Trash
Sung Ho has been nipping at the heels of the top competitors in REW for some time, but has never managed to seal the deal. This is his final chance, and in all likelihood the final contest REW will ever hold. Where will that historic title, held by such greats at John Michael White, John Michael White and John Michael White end up? In the trash? Ho, ho, ho.
Winner... and NEW REW World Champion Sung Ho!!
White Widow vs Nathan Priest
Because this way we might actually have two matches with a post in them.
Winner... White Widow.
Santas Little Helper Match
Sara Stone vs Toothpick Teddy
The obligatory eye candy contest, both competitors will be dressed in their version of a sexy Santa suit, or as an elf, or something equally festive. No holds barred, one fall to a finish.
Winner... Sara Stone.
Final Chance Battle Royal
You care about REW? You show up here. You make an effort. You maybe even get involved in other matches. You give the liquidators a damn good reason not to pull the plug on New Years Day.
Winner... The Liquidator. REW doesn't make it for another tax year. When a wrestling ring is abandoned in a dusty arena and nobody is around to fight in it, does it make a sound?
Card starts NOW, ends at midnight on New Years' Eve, New York City Time. I know that's less than two days, but you guys have had all month, you knew the situation. This used to be the norm. The deadline is the deadline. When the ball drops, we'll see if REW's roster dropped the ball.[/center]
