Main event finish (JMW, Sirius, Phoenix)

[Trash]

The time comes for the main event.

Sirius and Icy have made their entrance, shaking hands with Toothpick Teddy.

The crowd sits in silent anticipation as the lights dim.

The spotlight shows REW champion JMW in the front row, watching his main event.

Toothpick Teddy's huge frame is enveloped by darkness. Only a shadow of the boot on his head is seen.

The commentary chatters through the silence as a replay of the earlier event is shown to the fans at home.

Allyson : Trash, Sirius and Phoenix up next in a three way

Simon : You make it sound hot Allyson...

Allyson : Shut up you pervert. Trash got his just desserts earlier tonight

Simon : Pfft, an underhanded attack by Sirius to weaken Trash for the match...

Allyson : Exactly what Trash wanted to do when he burst into that room!

Simon : Now Trash has to fight these two for a chance at the title, but it might as well be a three way with the way those two lovebirds have been acting lately.

Allyson : Dont be silly Simon, Phoenix and Sirius wont let the fans go home unhappy! They're going to take out Trash and then fight it out between them. It was a good plan that paid off when Trash tried to sneak attack them before the match!

Simon : No way Allyson. Trash just wanted to wish them luck!

Allyson : With a copper pipe?

Simon : You know, copper prices are hitting record highs. He just wanted to give them a gift...

Allyson : Isn't that gold?

Simon : Oh yeah, thats the only reason JMW hasnt melted his title down...the price of gold is still going up.

- ~ | A flash of a pyro. | ~ |



The fans cheer as Trash straggles through the curtain and down the ramp, holding his ribs in clear pain. The Sanity Assassin is in no shape to wrestle after that attack but he's not going to let his chance at John's title let go so easily.

Trash with a grimance slips through the ropes and slumps in the corner, not paying attention to Toothpick Teddy's attempt to give him a hand.

The larger man shrugs his shoulders.

Sirius and Phoenix go to their respective corners and Toothpick Teddy demands a fair match before the bell rings. John M White smiles and gives Toothpick Teddy a thumbs up, obviously not concerned with the fact that Teddy placed himself in this match.

Sirius and Phoenix exchange words as Trash just sits slumped in the corner. The two encircle Trash, slowly coming at the man. Suddenly Trash rushes on his feet and tries to clobber Sirius, but the son of Dreamer slips aside, blocking most of the hits with his arms and pushes Trash down onto the mat.

Phoenix starts to stomp on Trash's face, hitting and then slapping him with her hands in a fit of anger over Trash's words and attempts at hurting her mentally and physically earlier.

Trash rolls from the shots and slides outside the ring to catch a breather, leaving Sirius and Icy in the ring. His opponent's motion for Trash to get back inside but Trash smiles and wags his finger, inviting them outside.

Trash's smile is erased as he is tapped on the shoulder. The Sanity Assassin turns around to see John M White poking him with a cane.
With a silver microphone, John M White dictates his orders.

John M White : "Get back in...or I'll fire you."

Cursing through teeth, Trash complies, hobbling back into the ring. Sirius runs but Trash pulls the ropes down, sending the son of Dreamer nearly into the comissioner. Sirius gets up and smiles at John, pointing at his title.

Allyson : "Sirius knows he has this in the bag and he's warning the commisioner against doing anything foolish!"

Simon : "Foolish? Foolish and JMW doesnt go together...well unless you say John isnt foolish...or if you say John has shown how foolish Goldenboy is...nevermind."

Allyson : "John isn't impressed"

The lawyer scowls at Sirius.

John : "You want a shot? earn it! back into the ring!"

Trash has managed to hold his ground against Phoenix's assault, using his experience to prevent the woman from getting a pinfall. That party is about to end however, as Sirius steps back into the ring, the ringing of fans drawing to a high as they see the match about to end. Even Toothpick Teddy looks oddly concentrated, knowing that he is about to have to pull through a 3 count.

Sirius stalks Trash and the Sanity Assassin steps back to the ropes, but it won't work twice as Sirius approaches patiently, planning to finish the match here and now. Icy approaches from the side, grabbing Trash by the foot to prevent him leaving the ring and setting him up for Sirius' upcoming assault.

Suddenly JMW gets up from his chair and rushes at the ring. The fans at first thing he is trying to make sure Trash doesn't escape the ring again, but instead the Lawyer clubs Trash with his cane...over and over again.

Toothpick Teddy rushes across the ring calling for the bell.

*DING* *DING* *DING*

Allyson : WHAT?

Simon : JMW attacking Trash for no reason!

Allyson : Screw that, Sirius is about to get DQ'd! Thats why you dont let amateurs referee!

The fans boo as JMW smiles for the cameras.

Katie : "And your winner...as a result of a DOUBLE dqisqualificaton...The Sanity Assassin, The new number one contender....TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!"

Allyson : WHAT? HE DQUED BOTH OF THEM?

Simon : Well they were both holding Trash down when JMW attacked him! Looks like their plan failed!

Allyson : *sigh*

Teddy approaches the battered Trash, who lays still outside the ring and looks confused, not knowing if he should pick him up to raise his hand or what.

Sirius looks incensed at the Lawyer realizing that his title shot has evaporated once more. JMW smiles, now having only to defend his title in a match where he will have to face a man who has suffered through two beatdowns in the span of a week.

JMW pats Teddy on the back as Sirius and Phoenix simply stare with malice at him.

*fin?*


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