Post by The Outlaw on Dec 11, 2011 21:20:20 GMT -5
We're in a dieing business, the fame isn't as world wide as it use to be, the zeros on the checks get smaller and smaller and for many of us we now have day jobs such as running a wrestling school for some and as for others, well they do battle in the court room to get paid and keep their mind sharp.
Today for one man, that of course being John M White, is no different from any other. He sat at a large desk, there was however no client sitting beside him and in usual fashion John expected nothing less from the scum bags he usually represents. But today as the judge made his way into the room and the crowd rose to their feet and sat down whomever John was to represent was still nowhere to be found. With the bang of a gavel the Judge put the room into order and spoke...
[Judge] "For the first order of business..."
He looked at his docket reading three names and then to the room where only John sat.
[Judge] "Are all parties even present?"
John stood up and prepared to speak but before one word could fall from his silver tongue the doors to the court room swung open and in walked The Outlaw and at his side was Aaron Sirius....
[Holiday] "Sorry I'm late your honor, I took a few too many sleeping pills last night to replace the usual alcohol that puts me to bed, I wanted to make sure I was sober for this one!"
Aaron and Aaron, or Holiday and Sirius to be less confusing made their way to the plaintiff's desk and the Judge shook his head as he spoke.
[Judge] "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, far too stupid for you to make up even so for that I'll excuse you. Now lets move things along. According to the docket you Mr. Holiday representing yourself and Aaron James Sirius are here due to a breach of contract by the hands of Mr. White correct?"
[Holiday] "Yes."
[JMW] "WHAT?!? This is ludicrous!"
[Holiday] "Your honor let it be noted on record that, that man's word is not to be trusted for the sheer fact he IS a lawyer. Furthermore it is record ably know that he is manipulative to get what he wants."
[JMW] "OBJECTION! What does this have to do with anything?"
[Holiday] "I'm allowed to attest to the character of the defendant."
"BANG"
The gavel hits the podium as the judge reclaims order in the court.
[Judge] "Okay Mr. Holiday, in your own words, please tell me why we are here."
[Holiday] "As a former commissioner of Real Extreme Wrestling I signed several talent contracts and most of them all have the same things written in their contract. However Aaron Sirius is an exception to those "Usual" contracts and in many different ways. He was not to be booked until a certain date and he was, he is also exempt from being fired without the complete discretion and unison vote of the REW board consisting of Me, John Michael White, Scotty Raven, Seth, Cloudstrife, and I think there's some girl involved. My client was booked before he was set to perform any job duties and furthermore was fired for not showing and it was at the discretion to book and fire him by one man, John Michael White."
The attention of the court room gazes upon the shine dome of one lawyer....
TBC?