Post by johnmwhite on Dec 3, 2011 12:23:06 GMT -5
Main Event--Bath Tub Match
"The Standard" Blake Worship versus "The Super Awesome Sexy Ladies Man" Jaxson Kyzer
No show would be complete without Blake Worship and Jaxson Kyzer hogging the limelight, and that is why they get their automatic, assumed place in the main event! And this main event will be very special, taking place in a bathtub in the middle of the ring, where both men must compete to complete their soak before the other. With only one set of faucets, one bar of soap and one towel, whoever washes and dries first will be declared the winner and receive the bragging rights that come with knowing you can take a bath faster than somebody else!
Winner: Double No-Show. Blake Worship got a post up but it was an hour after the deadline. Since neither man made it, both are fired.
Semi-Main - Aaron on a Pole Match
Aaron Holiday versus Aaron Sirius
REW has too many people named Aaron on the roster. Holiday and Sirius will have to battle in a VERBAL debate in which they will need to discuss the contributions made by people named Aaron to the world. After each debate question being answered, the "Aaron" name card on the pole lowers a little bit. First one to lower it and grab it wins the rights to be named Aaron and renames the other guy to anything they wish.
Winner: Double No-Show. Aaron Sirius is fired. Aaron Holiday at least made it to the building, so he gets to keep his name and his job, for now.
No-One Will Show Match
Titus Thompson vs Pulverizer vs Dolla Billa vs J Fives vs Blake Worship's Modesty
None of these guys have been seen in the REW StarMaker arena for quite some time. Will any of them show up and claim an easy victory? Probably not. At least one of them may not even exist!
Winner: Five Way No Show. Blake Worship's modesty managed to enter into negative existence territory. All are fired
[/b]."The Standard" Blake Worship versus "The Super Awesome Sexy Ladies Man" Jaxson Kyzer
No show would be complete without Blake Worship and Jaxson Kyzer hogging the limelight, and that is why they get their automatic, assumed place in the main event! And this main event will be very special, taking place in a bathtub in the middle of the ring, where both men must compete to complete their soak before the other. With only one set of faucets, one bar of soap and one towel, whoever washes and dries first will be declared the winner and receive the bragging rights that come with knowing you can take a bath faster than somebody else!
Winner: Double No-Show. Blake Worship got a post up but it was an hour after the deadline. Since neither man made it, both are fired.
Semi-Main - Aaron on a Pole Match
Aaron Holiday versus Aaron Sirius
REW has too many people named Aaron on the roster. Holiday and Sirius will have to battle in a VERBAL debate in which they will need to discuss the contributions made by people named Aaron to the world. After each debate question being answered, the "Aaron" name card on the pole lowers a little bit. First one to lower it and grab it wins the rights to be named Aaron and renames the other guy to anything they wish.
Winner: Double No-Show. Aaron Sirius is fired. Aaron Holiday at least made it to the building, so he gets to keep his name and his job, for now.
No-One Will Show Match
Titus Thompson vs Pulverizer vs Dolla Billa vs J Fives vs Blake Worship's Modesty
None of these guys have been seen in the REW StarMaker arena for quite some time. Will any of them show up and claim an easy victory? Probably not. At least one of them may not even exist!
Winner: Five Way No Show. Blake Worship's modesty managed to enter into negative existence territory. All are fired
Myst Match
Jason Myst vs Trash
Two computer terminals will be set up in the ring and the winner will be the first person to install the 5CD epic PC game Myst.
Winner: Trash squeaks by after solving the puzzle and getting the right game installed. The only competitors to make an effort in their match. Well done, guys.
Reverse Match
K.C. James versus Cloud Strife
The match has two falls and starts off with them pinning each other and they have to wrestle backwards. First one to walk backwards up the ramp and backstage wins a fall. The next fall starts with the other guy being pinned and same rule applies.
Note : all moves have to be done backwards, so they have to compete at letting the other guy throw them backwards.
Winner: Double No-Show. K.C. James is fired. Cloud Strife at least let me know he couldn't make it, so he gets to hang on.
Opener--John Michael White Can't Be Bothered Any More Match with Special Guest Bikini Babe Phoenix
John Michael White w/ Phoenix versus Apathy
John Michael White is bored, old and tired. That is why the lady Phoenix, aka Icy Holiday, aka Sara Stone, aka Icy Cold, aka... I forgot the rest, but the point is she's hot and she's going to stand around in a bikini trying to entice John Michael White into giving a crap about wrestling again. That's all women are good for in this business, right? They are prizes for us to win, trophies for us to collect and display. And perhaps Icy Holiday will pick an appropriate outfit and assist John Michael White in defeating Apathy!
Winner: JMW put up a valiant effort, assisted by a sexy Holiday who at least demonstrated to the world that you can do something different and still have a little fun in this game and don't have to rant about how your existence just makes you the best all the time. However, Apathy eventually broke down the lawyer's defences and clearly won the night.
Card Starts now and ends Friday at 11:59PM New York Time
**Anybody forgotten or simply interested in being added to the card, please do not hesitate sending a pm to any member of REW management or utilizing the c-box to say so**[/center][/color]
