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Post by Sexpert on Sept 7, 2011 11:37:28 GMT -5
The REW camera shows Sexpert, laying on his sofa, leaves of tender plants covering his beat up body - the result of a daring but unsuccesfull attempt at becoming REW world champion. Sexpert rises, slowly, seductively, looking at the camera.
Sexpert : "REW...what is a champion? Just a guy with the belt? Or a face...a face of the company that he is the champion of? I think the latter. Who is our champ? John?
That insolent bald headed impish gnome is the face of REW?
Are you happy with that folks?
Why settle for John M White...or even the goblin like Holiday or or the dwarflike KC James or the pale wanna be twilight Trash or the bum like Toothpick Teddy when you could have somebody...somebody like me?
Even after the unfortunate...injuries...my face still shines brighter than theirs. And REW, its about time my face becomes the face of this company because I'm not giving up til my star shines and all the filth and scum is removed from Real Extreme Wrestling...FOREVER!
Sexpert reclines back, smiling and popping a grape into his gorgeous mouth. The camera closes up to show him chew the grape slowly down...
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