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Post by Toothpick Teddy on Sept 3, 2011 20:59:05 GMT -5
The fans are on their feet (as opposed to being on their heads or on their asses with tentacles growing out of their asses right into their heads) and cheering for KC James as the youngster has just issued the BIGGEST challenge in recent REW history.
Allyson : WOW! That was the BIGGEST challenge in recent REW history!
Simon : That was the ONLY challenge in recent REW history you stupid bucket of hair!
The fans continue cheering as KC James smiles self servingly at the ramp.
The lights go out, one by one, ominiously announcing the arrival of quite possibly just about any big name in all of wrestling today. Who else would have the steel marbles needed to face KC James when he's all hyped up like a bunny rabbit on a jumprope made out of carrots.
The music hits!
The fans sit their asses back down to watch who dares challenge the man they all fell in love with despite not seeing him here for a year or whatever.
On the ramp appears none other than part time REW megastar, the better pick himself, Toothpick Teddy! Dressed in a plain white shirt with a meowing cat on the front and some sweatpants, Toothpick Teddy walks down the ramp with a microphone hanging out of his ass pocket.
Teddy brings the mic to his mouth, standing midway across the ramp.
KC James : Is this a F'N JOKE? Who the **** are you and what do you think you're doing coming out to answer my challenge? Is this the best REW can do? I expected a wrestler, someone the quality of Cloudstrife, of John M White, of Holiday, of...
Toothpick Teddy roars into his microphone like a kitten roaring into a plate of milk.
Toothpick Teddy : I really don't give a f*** who you expected or if I am a trained wrestler or not. But you wanted someone to answer your challenge and it looks like the cake stops here!
KC James shakes his head.
KC James : Listen, I see you might not be all right in the head so I'm going to give you ONE chance to turn your fat ass around and head to the back and tell them to send me a REAL damn wrestler before I kick your fat ass across this arena!
Three of the fans get up cheering loudly while the others get bored and fall asleep because fans have the attention span of a common e-fedder.
Scared of such an imposing challenge the better pick, Toothpick Teddy takes a step back and brushes his beard, finding a raisin in it and eating it as he responds.
Toothpick Teddy : Listen I dont know what all this wrestler business is about, but you challenged someone to go toe to toe with you and damn it, Ive always been told that I have some big ass toes so if this is a toe measuring contest you want, well baby, you got it and a plate of milk cookies!
A random fan cheers and everyone looks oddly at him.
Allyson : I dont think KC James is too happy with this idiot coming out here trying to make a joke of this challenge!
Simon : I dont think Toothpick Teddy's making a joke Allyson...thats just who he is, he's our loveable TOOTHPICK TEDDY! You heard his musiv Allyson, he just doesn't give a f*** about anything!
Allyson : Well I bet he chose a wrong time to be out here!
Did Toothpick Teddy chose a wrong time to be out here?
Its about 10:00pm?
Should he have gone out here at 9:37PM?
ITS YOUR DECISION!
TBC
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Post by K.C. James on Sept 3, 2011 23:08:05 GMT -5
K.C. wants to clarify a few misconceptions as his challenger still stands at the top of the entrance ramp, so James lifts the microphone up to his mouth with a small smirk on his face.
K.C: You've got it all wrong what was your name Chewedup Fatty? I'm bad with names, anyways..I challenged any man, woman, or child with balls. And even though yours are hidden under layers and layers they're clearly big enough for you to step out here.
K.C: I don't need to face a world class athlete, if you hadn't show up I would have simply picked a fan. Anyone really will do for me to work off my ring rust. But I'm glad you came out here.
Toothpick Teddy continues to search his beard hoping to find more than just the raisin.
K.C: I like your style kid, so what do you say you waddle your way down to the ring and you can measure my toe while my foots headed towards your face?
Allyson Cowell: I don't know what Toothpick Teddy was thinking here. He may be lovable, but he's definitely not invincible.
Simon Layfield: Well it looks like K.C. is going to break in his new boots tonight using them to stomp all over Toothpick.
Niko Cade ducks under the middle rope and heads to the outside of the ring furthest away from the ramp way as Teddy waddles down. The referee on duty holds the ropes apart as Teddy tries to fit through. After a few grunts and a little tugging by the referee Toothpick Teddy pops his way into the ring.
K.C. wastes no time and as soon as the bell rings he charges forward trying to spear Teddy to the mat, but his belly is too enormous and K.C. simply bounces backwards. He rolls through to a vertical base quickly. Toothpick smiles a little adjusting his pants.
Allyson Cowell: This is going to be an interesting matchup to say the least.
Simon Layfield: Its a good thing K.C. is a high flyer and not Toothpick Teddy, I don't think the top rope could sustain his weight.
Teddy thumps forward and The Main Event Element uses his quick wit and springboards off the middle rope attempting a body splash but Teddy catches him mid air and slams him down to the mat. K.C. quickly rolls out of the ring to regain composure as Teddy picks a wedgie.
Niko Cade offers a few words of encouragement and a peck on the check and K.C. is ready to go for take deux.
James needs to use his speed to gain any decisive advantage so he runs around the ring and slides in under the bottom rope and as Teddy turns around he's caught in the jaw with a quick roundhouse kick followed by middle kick to the back of his knee. Toothpick drops to one knee and The Innovation Sensation goes for an enziguri to the back of his downed opponents head but Teddy manages to duck.
K.C. lands sternum first on the mat and is ready to quickly recuperate, but Teddy jumps flat onto his back. K.C. grunts under Teddy's weight but seems defenseless. Toothpick Teddy locks in a camel clutch and James can't seem to move to get to the ropes. His only change to break the hold is slip out of it, but how?
TBC
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Post by Toothpick Teddy on Sept 4, 2011 17:08:50 GMT -5
The one man teeth picking utensil spree has KC James in a camel clutch as the fans go wild, cheering for KC James to break the heavier man's dangerous hold.
The referee checks on KC but KC keeps fighting. The ropes are too far away, but what isn't far away is KC James' elbows! The superior athlete slips an arm through Toothpick's hold and drives the elbow with great force in the big man's belly.
*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
Teddy lets out a big, pained breath and releases the hold.
Allyson : KC James breaking out of that hold! But how much did it take out of him?
Simon : Really Allyson? We've got a great match going and you're thinking about take out?
Allyson : *facepalm*
The main event element jumps to his feet, noting the opportunity and catches The Better Pick with a jaw dropping neckbreaker. Teddy falls to the mat along with KC James who ditches making a statement and rolls Teddy for the quick 3-count.
The referee finds his way to the mat and begins slapping it.
Yeah, that mat deserves it.
Slap it baby...
One!
Two!!!
Th...damn why'd you stop? Oh.
Toothpick Teddy gets his shoulder up and KC immediately gets on his feet, kicking Teddy in the face and chest as the fans cheer him on. Suddenly KC James does a cut-throat symbol, looking to end the match as the fans go wild in the stands!
Simon : Here it comes Allyson!
Allyson : You actually ordered some?
Simon : WHAT?! NO, its KC James' signature move, the...
James flies into the air, twisting and hitting a picture perfect standing shooting star press on the entire mass of Toothpick Teddy. The impact is so powerful that Toothpick Teddy's massive sweatpants slide off a bit, revealing some ass crack!
Allyson : WHOA!
Simon : I told ya, this kid's going places
Fans : KC! KC! KC!
With Teddy down and out, KC James quickly hooks the big man's leg again and smiles as he leans back into the cover, looking at the lights and expecting the ding ding ding of the bell to play any second now!
TBC
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