Post by The Outlaw on Sept 1, 2011 20:29:42 GMT -5
You want to make a name for yourself so you challenge the baddest mother fucker in the yard, I get that....You act like a patriot and defend your fed...I get that too....You punctured a freakin' monster truck tire with a little dagger and have me pose as a white trash Detroit city street thug? You merely showed the world how pathetic and clueless you are in my world and merely highlight me as THE FUCKING GAME and you a player with a handicap.
So in case you didn't notice, I got fired, I'm taking the fed down on my way out...and you just thought I'd let you try to take a piece of my pride? You're dumber the the transvestite in your picture looks...
And by now you and the rest of the staff are wondering, is this added segment to how our story ends Ring Performance or just Off Color Comentary from my behalf? It's whatever you want it to be because I'm under and over it all just the same.
So obviously we're dealing with a lot of shit made in China, and yes by that I mean cheap crap...The damn tires popped on a little prick, and no I'm not talking about Vengeance, the damn thing is made to CRUSH and destroy metal for GoD's sake! So like those cheap ass tires, the plastic handcuffs on my wrist snap in two....Yeah I Sold about as GooD as Vengeance but as they say an eye for an eye...
The eyes of my assassin widen for he knows he can't stack up to The Outlaw, he can't trade blows with The Hardcore Legend and he isn't man enough to look The Icon in his eyes. A swift kick to Tong Cats little nuts is more than enough to stop him where he stands and the tazer falls to the floor as my infamous smirk appears on my face as I turn to Vengeance....
[Holiday] "Heh, you say I won't mock you or the fed? How 'bout I just kick your teeth down your throat and wipe my ass with REW? Better yet, did you ever hear about the time a jobber stopped me and I gave a shit?...'Cause if you did I don't remember it!"
I rolled my head back on my shoulder popping my neck and Vengeance made the smartest move of the night, he turned the other way to run! As he took off my hand grabbed him by the back of the tights and he ran right out of 'em! With the cameras on him and rolling he turned around now to face me with his manhoo....
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[/color][Allyson] "What in the hell is that?"
[T Money] "That's some sick shit right there!"
[Simon] "Please, you all act like you've never seen a hermaphrodite before. No wonder he..or she, calls themselves Vengeance, it's obvious now they're just pissed off at the world for being a deformed freak of nature!"
As the commentators spoke and I threw up in my mouth a little bit I still stood face to face with the lady boy called Vengeance.
[Holiday] "So this ends one of two ways...you get on your hands and knees and bow before me and beg for forgiveness or I beat true fear and terror in you....What's it gonna be punk?"
See how I avoided that whole OSBD thing like we all thought I would do? Now lets let the little girl continue it so she can feel like a big man....
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