Post by Trash on Aug 23, 2011 21:29:38 GMT -5
As all the action finally cools down and Holiday is left with a dissapointing note in hand, Trash decides that it would be a good time to enter the fray.
So, since it wouldn't make sense to walk out into an empty arena or declare it at a house show, Trash grabs a phone and dials the comissioner's phone number.
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Yes, the sanity assassin using phones.
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The phone rings and a pleasant woman picks up.
Woman : "You have reached Mr. White, attorney extraordinaire, ring wars legend, REW world champion and comissioner. What is your business?"
A secretary on a CELL PHONE?
Only in the lawyer's world.
Trash : "Tell him I have an offer he might be interested in"
A pause.
A creak.
A breath.
JMW : "So, got my note Aaron?"
The smugness and satisfaction can be felt through the phone line...um, invisible phone line that is. Damn it Cell Phones.
Damn cell phones.
Trash : "While I am sure Aaron got your note by now, I don't think he would be calling you about it. I'd be surprised if he could figure out how to use a phone in the first place, unless he's smashing it into somebody's face. No. Mr. White, this is Trash."
Another pause. A change of tone. Dissapointment.
JMW : "If this is about your little adventure with Mr. Slater, then yeah, you got a match at the next event and I'll make sure its something to your liking"
Like the paper sent to Holiday...
Trash : "No."
JMW nearly having hung up the phone...uh, pressed the red button. Damn it cell phones.
JMW : "What? What then?"
Trash smiles a grin of his own, rivaling JMW's trademark grin in viciousness.
Trash : "How about we have ourselves a little rumble. A lot of folks here want a tussle and a chance at the champion...that being yourself. Why not give them what they want and treat the fans as well? A battle royale. Trash. Colt. Aryan. Sexpert. Holiday.
The winner of the royale joins in with Brutal Mirror in a 3 way to face you.
The winner of the royale joins in with Brutal Mirror in a 3 way to face you.
Another pause...the gears in John M White's head, that fortress of strategic planning and world domination hit into action, spinning, turning...processing Trash's offer.
What will be the answer?
Let's hope it's not "No."
TBC by JMW?
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