Post by Sexpert on Aug 23, 2011 8:55:08 GMT -5
The fans cheer as Holiday and Colt may have their match set. The disgusting mouths are gaping wide open, drooling, bits and pieces of uneaten popcorn falling to the floor, sweaty bodies rubbing against each other as they scream through the slime covering their throats.
Of course they are gonna cheer for two ugly people like them to have a match.
As Colt and Holiday stand in the ring, Brutal Mirror still down from that wicked Holiday Hang Over...the stage darkens. Holiday looks eagerly, licking his fat lips with his coarse tongue imagining the hairless molerat about to come down and make the match official.
Allyson : Here we go! The GM on his way to the ring!
Simon : You think White's gonna fall for this?
Allyson : What choice does he have?
To their surprise, its not the GM, but instead...
Steam rises on the stage.
The fans cheer. The women hold their breath. Holiday looks annoyed.
Through the steam steps the most beautiful body to have ever walked the earth...or anywhere else. The abs of Sexpert glisten with sweat as he soaks in the adoration of the women...the jealousy of men. His sexiness adjusts his towel teasingly before speaking as the sound of women and men moaning in pleasure stops playing on the speakers.
But before he can say anything, he is interrupted.
Holiday : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? SHOULDNT YOU BE BACKSTAGE JOBBING TO SOMEONE? THE BIG BOYS ARE TALKING BUSINESS? OR DID WHITE SEND YOU BECAUSE HES TOO SPINELESS TO COME HIMSELF?
Sexpert lowers the mic and slides seductively between the ropes, standing between holiday and colt...
Smiling.
Allyson : Thats such a beautiful smile! Ohhhhhhhh ahhhh o
Simon : Get over it, if he keeps talking to Holiday he may not have that smile for long!
Sexpert : Why so glum chum? Well, dont worry, I can understand. Your jealousy can be seen from a mile away. But alas, I am not here for a beauty contest. You see, both of you think you deserve to be number one contender, but you see....
You don't exactly strike me as someone that looks good on a pay per view poster. This company needs a fresh face. A beautiful face! This company needs MY face!
Colt : There wont be much of a face...
Sexpert : Relax kid...you look...halfway decent. Anyway, since we're talking contendership...how about we make it...a *pause* 3-way!
Allyson : I'd love to be in a 3 way with Sexpert!
Colt jumps before Sexpert.
Colt : What makes you think you deserve anything?
Sexpert : This.
Sexpert grabs Colt and brings him down with a T-Bone suplex, shaking the ring. Holiday rushes forward and sends Sexpert into oblivion with the famous Holiday Hangover! Both men down, Holiday grins.
Holiday : COME ON JOHN! You know what I want, you know wh...
Brutal Mirror pulls himself on his feet from the earlier hangover and smacks Holiday in the head with a strong kick, sending the obscene man on the floor with the much better looking Sexpert and the disgusting bounty hunter Colt!
The #1 contender stands over all three men who want his shot.
