Post by Toothpick Teddy on Jun 29, 2011 21:28:36 GMT -5
As Holiday and White gear up to fight, the cameraman finds his way backstage along with Scoop Daniels to get a look at all the fans who are waiting for the match. While most sport Holiday gear, there is also a fair share of John M White marks in the arena.
One man however is not sporting affiliation with either man. He's not wearing a Holiday shirt. He is not a rocking an official licensed JMW "Devil's suit" (tm). As a matter of fact, he's not wearing a shirt at all.
This catches scoops attention.
_Scoop : Excuse me, can I get your thought, as an REW fan on tonights epic main event, a historical encounter?
_Man : What?
_Scoop : Tonights main event, your thoughts?
_Man : Oh sorry im hard of hearing. Yes, I agree, the congress should pass no laws regarding an establishment of religion at the dinner table. Now pass the sault.
_Scoop : Uhh...well, who are you here to root for?
_Man : Myself!
_Scoop : Yourself?
_Man : Hell yeah did I stutter?
_Scoop : You came here to an REW event to cheer for yourself? You're not in a match! You're not a wrestler! This is nonsense, oh, can we cut this? Lets find a REAL fan...
Scoop waves for the cameraman to shut the camera off and walks off frustrated...but the shirtless man suddenly flicks a toothpick from his mouth into the cameraman, grabs Scoop by the shoulder and powerslams him into the toothpick on the floor.
_Man : Listen up sunshine and a chance of clouds. I am not a fan. I am THE BETTER PICK himself, I am the one and only legendary...Toothpick Teddy and damn it, I'm going to be the new number one contender after this night is over or my name isn't toothpick teddy!
Scoop groans from the ground.
_Scoop : Well does your birth certificate say Toothpick Teddy?
Toothpick Teddy laughs and flings another toothpick at Scoop before walking off. It seems he has an endless supply of them and since he isn't wearing a shirt, it's safe to assume he keeps them in his beard. The question you at home should have is...will Toothpick Teddy play a role in the main event?
Toothpick Teddy...cause life's better when you got a toothpick in your mouth!
