Post by The Outlaw on Apr 18, 2011 19:32:54 GMT -5
Wrapped up in bed with the hottest lady of Real Extreme Wrestling the sheets covered the naked bodies of myself and Icy as the cameras come on in our room. Perched on the wall before us was a larger than life T.V. and playing upon it was the latest promo of "The Scare Crow" Jason Myst.
I turn to my wife, laughter etched across my face....
[Holiday] "Is he serious? I mean obviously the murder was staged but he's really taking his career from decent and flushing it right back down the shitter!"
[Icy] "Something tells me that he spent the entire day watching the Crow movies and listening to that God awful clown music."
[Holiday] "OR he woke up and snorted a big line of stupid....thank GoD you have me here to sell out arenas or this place would be headed in the same direction of his career."
[Icy] "All I know is I'm tired of all this Dark Lord crap, people with razor fingers and all the paronormal things that go along with it. It seems like all they want to do is kid nap me and hurt me because I'm pretty."
[Holiday] "Perhaps I'll take the time to turn these side show freaks into true Superstars, but only after I beat Trash! And you of course have to beat Dreamkiller as well."
[Icy] "You know I will, I still can't believe you made John the referee though. But I don't want to talk about wrestling now..."
[Holiday] "You wanna pull these sheets off and play cowgirl?"
[Icy] "Maybe, but I'm thinking more like watching Monday Night Raw!"
Will Holiday score? Will Wrestling be watched? Do YOU even know what "Cowgirl" is? And also, have YOU voted for the Trash vs Holiday stips yet?