Post by The Outlaw on Apr 1, 2011 6:32:26 GMT -5
The scene folds out in a rustic old looking bar, the back shelf is filled with various liquor bottles but interestingly enough the walls are filled with replica title belts and some actual trophies such as the UVCW Ultra Violent Championship, the 2010 Wrestler of the year plaque and 2009 and 2010 Best Heel Award, and what every piece has in common is they all bear the name of Aaron Holiday upon them.
It should be no surprise this is the bar owned by the REW Champion Aaron Holiday and it is known widely by the locals, the fans, and as a hot spot in the community as The Outlaw Saloon. Sitting at the vacant bar except for the bartender is The Outlaw himself as he enjoys an ice cold frosty adult beverage and the cameras zoom in on him for this shoot promo.
[Holiday] "Welcome fans and all of the wrestling world to my famous saloon. I've taken it upon myself to cut into my leisure time to give you this special web-casted promo because well...that's what a working champion does. Dreamkiller of course can't bring you any kind of message because as you all witnessed I broke his freaking jaw for laying his hands on me and my wife! Now in my off time I had a copy of a letter delivered to me written by John Michael White, though I couldn't help but notice my name on the top of the list, it inspired me to do the same. I realize that after being in this business as long as I have and having accomplished all that I have that most of you peons in the back fear me and I can respect that! But you need someone to light a fire under your ass, so this is the part where I speak my mind about all of you!"
I take the last gulp from my frosted mason jar mug and hand it to the bartender who fills it back to the brim...
[Holiday] "Topping my list likewise as I topped his is John Michael White. I love him, I hate him but no one can deny his success! Johnny despite what my wife said so long as this is my house, and REW for a long time will still be The House That Holiday Built, you are always welcome...besides you can't leave till I have the chance to beat you.
"The Ice Queen" Icy "Sarah Stone" Cold Holiday...and of course she has to be towards the top because I want to get laid tonight and she doesn't seem to approve of the escorts I hire. Sweetie we've had our ups and downs and you've made your own way since our separation and now it's kind of cool because I can call you by two names in the bedroom so it's like I'm banging two chicks at once. Congrats on reclaiming your commisionership and don't worry we'll get your title back!
Trash....of course I haven't forgotten about you, you're the only person helping me find my faceless assassin who can without a doubt be the same man who attacked you, the spineless bottom feeder known as Fifty Cent! Without me you are this feds leader and as promised the person who helps me catch my assassin will receive a title shot!
Dreamkiller....you are a talentless hack who will undoubtedly find some dark voodoo magic to heal your broken jaw. You are a coward hiding behind a razor glove, the same glove I'd like to remind you I shoved up your ass as promised. I give you the same advice I did your closeted lover Freakula, drop the hocus pocus bull shit and step into the real world and to the plate and give me a challenge.
Jason "The Freak" Kuu....I don't like you even though it is sweet you still pack your lunch to the gym in an Aaron Holiday lunch box, remind me to autograph that for you some time. But as much as I don't like you, you have done something most people can't...you've earned my respect!
Cherokee, Dozer, Rac, PsYcho....self exiled legends in their own right, if you're watching this get your ass back!
Cloudstrife, Jayson Ray, Jaxson Kyzer, Blake Worship....it is the dawn of the season for you to return and with a fitting champion at the helm you all have damn good reason to!
Titus Thompson and Sexpert, you both have quite a bit of talent, make it a habit of showing up and I'll make it a guarantee you'll find yourself in the main event!
And I think that's about it....
The bartender sits down a shot glass of Southern Comfort....
[Tommy The Bar Tender] "Ahem, you forgot about someone important!"
[Holiday] "Who? Emily Money...she's not important, I saw her sleeping in the dumpster out back when I left the hotel."
[Tommy The Bartender] "NO Not Her you idiot!"
Holiday cocks an eyebrow and the watching audience is stunned Aaron's help would speak to him that way, until his face comes into view on the screen...
[Holiday] "Shut up Dreamer...you lost the bet fair and square and now you have to be my slave until I lose the title....and to think you bet against me in the battle royal! Now make me a Jager Bomb!"
Fade To....well it's a web-cast video so I guess the replay button!