Post by Sexpert on Mar 21, 2011 11:23:13 GMT -5
Trash leaves the locker room of Jason Ray after chatting up his, what? eight year old daughter?
Anyway, the door to the room swings open again and everyone in the arena sigh in excitement, expecting J-Ray to run in and kill Trash, Madness and anyone else who talked or as much as looked at his daughter.
WRONG boys...its not J-Ray's ugly beat up, unshaven, unwashed face.
No. Its those perfect lips, those glowing gems of eyes, that perfect nose, the luscious berry red lips.
It's Sexpert!
Micky and Cierra are playing games as Sexpert walks in, his jaw dropping to the floor. He rushes up to the child, bending to one knee, looking into her pretty eyes.
Sexpert : Hey little sweetheart. I see your father hasn't been paying attention to you! When was the last time you got a haircut?! Oh dear, oh dear. We need to fix you up so you can look good. Have you ever used make up honey?
Cierra : YEAH! I stole moms makeup but dad got mad!
Sexpert : Well you were right...
Sexpert opens up his bag and starts taking out vials and vial of makeup, including brushes and nail polish. Sexpert then uses ALL of the makeup on Cierra's face making her look like a cross between a circus clown and a picasso painting.
Sexpert : There we go honey. All better! Now for a haircut...
Sexpert takes out a pair of scissors and grabs a lock of Cierra's hair. Before he could cut it off however, the door handle turns. Sexpert turns around and...
(to be continued by whoever)
