Post by johnmwhite on Mar 20, 2011 21:19:22 GMT -5
--Icy Holiday stands in the ring, her ultimatum made. Will the lawyer answer? Is there any reason for the operator of RW:REW to come down from his high office and answer this mere underling? Nah, not really, but he's really. really bored. The lights go out, the spotlight hits the stage, and "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence blasts across the speakers. One John Michael White makes his entrance, as obnoxiously long and grandiose as ever, and soon he is standing in the ring nose to nose with the Cold One. JMW raises the sterling silver microphone to lips curled cruelly in contempt.--
John Michael White: Sara Stone. Icy Holiday. You wretched woman, you believe that you can summon a demon in the dark and order it to do your bidding? You want your job back, you want a Faustian bargain, then give me some reason for walking all this way.
Icy Holiday: If you give me this match, I'll... I'll do anything you want. You want me in some stupid paddle on a pole match, fine. You want me over your own knee because it gives you a little splinter of wood in that dead dick of yours, so be it! I am ready for you, and I know it won't ever come to that.
--And so the lawyer smiles, flashing that devilish grin of his.--
John Michael White: You're ready? Then let the match begin.
--JMW drops his microphone and takes a swing. Icy throws up a hand to block, and the duo make contact. As if blasted by a shotgun, JMW flops to the deck, quivering on the canvas.--
Allyson: Go for the cover!
Simon: What the hell?
--Icy stands shocked for a moment, but the killer instinct soon kicks in, and she drops to her knees. A referee rushes in and starts slapping the mat as Icy covers JMW.--
Crowd: One... two... three!!
Allyson: YES!
Simon: NO!
--Icy stands, raising her arms in the air. Jubilant yet confused, she watches the serpent uncoil from the canvas. JMW picks up his microphone and speaks once more.--
John Michael White: Well, looks like we have a new sheriff in town. I sure hope Mr. Holiday enjoys working for his wife! Ahaha.
Allyson: He did this just to screw with Aaron Holiday?!
Simon: Well, at least one Holiday has a victory over JMW now.
--JMW cackles to himself, pleased at his the chaos he has sown. Icy gives him a bemused look, then goes back to celebrating her return to Commissioner status.--
TBC by ?
