Post by Tommy Sirius on Jan 1, 2011 20:39:57 GMT -5
Male Voice: Are you tired of feeling inadiquate? The feeling as though all your short-comings in life has constantly come back to bite you in the ass? Are you tired of being laughed at? Made fun of? Or being a minute man?
The screen opens up to a white image and from the left side the "Standard" Blake Worship walks, a suit in tie and his million dollar smile gleaming from ear to ear.
Blake Worship: Now I wish I could say I feel for ya...but the simple fact of the matter I don't. I mean come on...im the squall making...wall ripping....kidney scraping....on man roto-rooter. And no, I don't ghost hunt on the side....the only white thing I chase is...well..anyways...
Blake Worship: How many of you are tired of looking at yourself in the mirror after the most embarrassing two minutes of your life? Or after cleaning this piss from your ballsack because your not long enough to shot over them? And how many of you are tired of being forced to piss like a woman? And how many of your are just straight up being tired of being a bitch?
Blake Worship: As Im sure if you asking any male card carrying member of Americas Youth...they'll tell you it sucks!
Pulling his hands from behind his back, Worship holds a bottle up beside him.
Blake Worship: So with just $29.99 a month and two of these pills a day, your life will change. But! Don't just buy the original extense...
Pulls his other hand from behind his back with a larger bottle..
Blake Worship: ...get the Blake Worship eddition. Now...you may not reach the level of this dark chocolate anaconda...but when your bigger then your forearm and your woman is screaming....OH JEEBUS...you my friend have just gotten one step closer to The Standard!
And with the the scene fades away with the ending credits.
Extense or Blake worship is not responcible for the explosion or imblosion of any cracker cocks. This product is strickly for real men...and no...this isn't a mirracle worker...so you STILL won't be able to please Icy Cold if you take this...
