Changes to REW (ALL READ!!!)

[Tommy Sirius]

The original plan was just to view, take notes and help guide changed that need be. He was retired, strickly behind the scenes. Lending a hand, free of charge, in trying to guide things in a better direction to solidify the base of REW further to mold it into a juggernaut it needed to be for it's evolution.

But it seems as though with recent developements it was time, to once again remove the boots from the mantle and lace them up. REW had once again returned to it's state of people standing around wanting hand outs because thier friends. People standing around doing absolutly nothing....no promos...no worthwhile matches....and still collecting a check signed by REW...and Scotty Raven. It's time to call forth the diety once again to spark a furious fire beneath the asses of each and every member of REW...all the way from the ring-crew and greenhorns....all the way too the staff and owners.

The scene opens up in the back of a limo as the Ultra-Violent Icon...the Deathmatch Diety sits with a cellphone pressed between his ear and shoulder and a utter look of aggrivation plastered on his face. Beside him sat a rather young and hot woman, dressed in a mini-skirt white button up; with her black hair pulled back and black rims rested upon her nose. Sitting in her lap was a larger clipboard, a pen twirling between her fingers.

Sirius:[/color]Right...Scotty and Seth gave the fucking Hall of Fame to Jayson Ray! Who back in the day deserved it...but he hasn't done shit for some time!

Sirius sat there listening to the other line, reaching to the side taking hold of one of five shot glasses sitting securly on the arm rest, tossing it up he gulps down the contents.

Sirius: ...yeah I'm pissed that Holiday didn't get it....fuck I'm pissed the John Michael White didn't get it...and lets be honest...when have I EVER sided with that weasel? It is time to fucking change things...I know it may be early to annouce anything...but its now or never and I have to protect my investment!

Noticing something on her clipboard the young lady quietly brings it up infront of Sirius, tapping the clipboard with her pen to grab his attention. Slightly distracted by the phone call her quickly glances over the piece of paper and nods it off.

Sirius: So everything is final on the papers?....Good, flip it on REW 24/7 and you'll see what's going to happen...

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Scoop Daniels: Ladies and Gentlemen...sorry to interupt you from your replays from REWs Big Bang FPV...but I come with pressing matters and news! At 4:30 am this morning I recieved a phone-call by...none other then the Ultra-Violent Icon Tommy Sirius!

The camera zoomed out to reveal a rather tired and worn looking Scoop Daniels standing in an empty lobby, beside the rather large and scared Sirius, dressed in his red and black suit...aviators covering his gray eyes.

Scoop Daniels: Now I couldn't help but wonder how things could get more exciting!? I mean we just heard the announcement of REWs 2010 Hall of Fame winner none other then Jayson Ray! But now it seems as though you have decided to come from the shadows once again and return to REW!

His eyes can't be seen, but his stonelike facial expression pain the portrait before his lips even part.

Sirius:Right...the 2010 Hall of Fame winner. Let me ask you Scoops....when was the last time you saw Jayson Ray acually preform for the REW...much less shoot a promo?

Scoops: Well not for some time, but Jayson has had some very serious and pressing real-life issues keeping him from doing so....I....

Sirius: So someone who has been gone for a good portion of 2010 won it over two guys who have not only whipped his ass from one side of the arena to the other, but have been the top draws of REW all year? What kind of sense does that make Scoop?...

Scoops goes to awnser, but Sirius quickly cuts him off.

Sirius: ] None what so ever! You know what happened? A failure in management! You see I've sat back and watched REW be ran as if Seth and Scotty were blind-folded. They had a dumb little whore in Icy Cold running this shit...I'm surprised the dumb bitch can even put a tampon in correctly!]

Scoops: Well...uhm...?

Sirius: They did how ever make two correct decisions....giving JMW...as much as I hate saying this...some power. Though I may not like him...or agree with him the man has sense about him and won't bend over for the first dumb blonde bimbo that will send him nude pictures.

Scoops: ]Wait...what?

Sirius: But you know...Seth and Scotty did make one mistake...that as it may be bad for them...it's good for REW.

Scoops: And what's that?

Sirius: Making me staff so long ago, giving me a contract to call shots and....well make bid on REW market shares....

Scoops face goes pale, fearing where this interview was about to turn.

Sirius: You see, there has been rumors flying around that Ring-Wars was making it's return to the wrestling world...a third coming of sorts. Though this time there will be no Arcanum or Myth running the show....nor will there be Goldenboys rim-jobbing bitch...Posh. You see, the third coming of Ring-Wars will be stronger....better.....more entertaining. Ladies and Gentlemen...your looking at the new 100% owner of Ring-Wars.

Sirius pauses, removing his aviators from his face to hand them to his secritary off-screen. A large lump grows in the throat of Scoops as his eyes go distant, images of the past flashing into his mind.

Sirius: Which brings me back to the point just a few moments ago...Seth and Scotty made a mistake when they gave me powers and abilities to fumble around in the REW contracts...you are also looking at 60% owner of....

Scoops: No.....

Sirius: ....Real...Extreme Wrestling.

Sirius finishes rather dramatically with his sadistic smile.

Sirius: Go ahead Seth...Scotty...scramble to your papers...your lawyers to see the truth in this. You fucked yourself...big time. Though I don't have complete reign...I still have enough power to either crush REW...or turn it around. Which...brings me to my third and final annoucement.

A pause as the young woman off screen hands Sirius a piece of paper, who holds it a slight distance away from his face to read.

Sirius: Once the year of 2011 hits, at an undisclosed exact time and date....REW will suspend it's individual rights as a promotion and step beneath the banner of Ring-Wars as one of two premier Ring-Wars territories. Scotty Raven will still have control over the forthcomings of the fed, but under the vigilant and watchfull eyes of one Tommy Sirius.

Scoops is rendered speechless in shock, not sure how to take this new bit of information.

Sirius: There is no reversing this Scotty...none what so ever. It's said and done....the only thing you can do is sell me your share and let me take REW completley...which im guessing your not smart enough to do so.

Sirius: So members of the REW Roster...what does this mean for you? It means that for the next week you have one of two options.....one....you could do nothing..as you all have done. And Scotty will continue to pay your paychecks for you to just...rot. OR you could find me somewhere in this arena and pledge your allegence for the NEW REW....RW-REW. Where the money is better...and the future is brighter. But be warned....if I don't hear from you within the next week or two...you will be marked as an enemy and you WILL be obliterated.

Sirius Choose wisely men..and women....your decisions here soon could drastically change your future in the world of wrestling.....

And with that the scene when black.

Who will choose to side with RW-REW?
Who will stay with REW?
It all will be known...soon

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[The Outlaw]

The scene all but fades to black as the cameras continue to roll as Sirius stands side by side with Scoop Daniels when in the background something is picked up on scene that was definitely not expected. A voice boomed out in a drunken shout...

[Holiday] "Lexus!! Where are you woman, I paid for the whole damn day!"

Scoops and Sirius turn around and quickly shield their eyes...

[Scoops] "OH MY GOD!"

[Sirius] "Heh, this is got to be GooD!"

In all of his glory The Outlaw stands completely nude with a bottle of beer in his hand and a smile creeps on his face as he sees his best friend...

[Holiday] "Dreamer!! Dude I didn't know you were here, by chance have you seen my escort? Oh and HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

[Sirius] "It's still 2010."

[Holiday] "No, today is New Years!!"

[Sirius] "No today is New Years eve."

[Holiday] "Ohh, well that'll explain the missing escort Lexus and why she kept saying her name was Tahiti."

[Sirius] "You've been banging Jayson Rays wife?"

[Holiday] "Guess so, serves him right for screwing my sister!"

[Sirius] "So why are you naked?"

[Holiday] "I'M NOT DRUNK!"

[Sirius] "That wasn't the question but never the less I think you've answered it."

[Holiday] "So why are you here and why did you want me naked?"

[Sirius] "You were naked on your own accord but I'm here on Ring Wars business, remember the last time you seen me and you signed over your rights?"

Tommy stares as Aaron as he makes circular pelvic thrusts...

[Holiday] "Helicopter, Helicopter, Helicoptor..."

[Sirius] "AARON!"

[Holiday] "Fickin' Holiday! That's me man!!"

[Sirius] "Were you even listeni...STOP THAT!"

[Holiday] "Heli...yeah I was listening and sure man, I love you like a brother you can borrow my truck."

[Sirius] "I was talking about your rights to..."

[Holiday] "I thought we did that last time? Was that not the right contract? Just come up to my room and I'll sign over HIW as well, but it's gonna cost you a liter of Southern Comfort and some Sprite!"

[Sirius] "No Jager?"

[Holiday] "No man, Jager makes me stupid, see how much better I do on the Whiskey? Helicoptor...Helicoptor!

And as The Outlaw continues to make his junk spin in a circle Tommy "Dreamer" Sirius plots his next move...

["Scarecrow" Jason Myst]

The scene comes in on the back of the REW where we see Scoops Daniels standing by with Dreamer and Holiday. Holiday which is standing there in the nude, drunk as hell. Standing in the shadows of the arena is yours truly "God of Darkness" pacing back and forth of the parking area with fingertips interlocked. My eyes glare in the darkened part of the room, watching from the shadows. I have a choice and everyone else has a choice to join up with this new thing that is going on.

Would it be smart for me to sell out and move over towards the new development of RW-REW, or stay where I have been for all of theses years here in the iREW. It is safe to say that I am in sort of pickle but soon enough they will have my answer. Walking from the shadows the lights begin to flicker as I stand behind Dreamer, with my opened up glowing eyes. Scoops catches a look of eyes standing behind Dreamer, taking a big gulp down the lights lift up.

Dreamer is staring at Scoops as Scoops face is in a state of fright and shock. Pointing his finger Dreamer turns on his heels and sees me staring down at him with my hands still interlocked. Dreamer backs up a bit as I open up my mouth and hot steam comes from my mouth. I bend down looking at Dreamer who is ready for anything and I do mean anything.[/b][/size][/i]

Dreamer:What the hell do you want? It seems like the freaks actually do come out at night Scoops.[/b][/size][/i]

I pace back and forth in front of Dreamer with my hands still interlocked as my head jolts up. I stop in my place and turn to face Dreamer walking up and standing only a few feet away from him. I then crumble a mumble up under my breath before answering his idiotic question.[/b][/size][/i]

Me:You can say that maybe I am tired of the same ole shit in this company. You can probably go to even say that I want some form of change. But the thing is not a big fan on walking out on the people that were friends or allies with back in the day. Now a days I could careless honestly, you see Dreamer I will join your little escapade. In other words I am on board for this Ring Wars/REW fed you guys have planned. Now what is your thoughts on that one Mr. Dreamer?[/b][/size][/i]

I stand there awaiting to hear what Dreamer or Holiday has to say on this matter. Will Dreamer accept "God of Darkness" his transition from the original REW to the newer company only thing we can do is hope for the better.

FADE TO BLACK...

TO BE CONTINUED BY?[/b][/size][/i]

[The Outlaw]

"Now what is your thoughts on that one Mr. Dreamer?"

Dreamer stands there for a second shaking his head...

[Sirius] "No DON'T!"

[Freakula] "But I thought that's what you wanted?"

[Sirius] "Dude I swear if you do that you'll regret it in the morning!"

He merely shrugs his shoulders not caring a damn bit about what the morning hold and with the infamous smirk plastered on his face The Outlaw clubs the so called "God Of Darkness" in the back of the head and grabs him by his hips and proceeds to hump him for a few seconds as the world witness the drunk and naked Hardcore Legend embarrass Freakula in a provocative display. Scoops scratches his head and looks to Dreamer...

[Scoops] "Is...he...GAY?"

[Sirius] "He use to be a part of gAY but no he's merely drunk and making an ass of himself or an ass at the expense of Freakula's ass so to say."

Freakula wriggles out of his and shoves Aaron back...

[Freakula] "FUCK YOU HOLIDAY!"

[Holiday] "You just did, now where's my money?"

[Freakula] "Money? Listen here you mother fucker..."

[Holiday] "Correction, Freakula fucker is the correct term, and if I wanted lip I'd of put you on your knees instead."

[Freakula] "I've had enough!"

[Holiday] "I kinda figured that, never expected you to go the full half hour but less than a minute? DAMN! But I still want my money!"

Freakula stands there furious and Dreamer leans forward giving him a tap on the shoulder grabbing his attention.

[Sirius] "He also accepts alcohol as a form of payment, throw in some beer and ask him about the helicopter move."

[Freakula] "This is bullshit, I'd kick his ass but I know you'd help him fight back."

[Holiday] "Actually this is High Bridge Hi-jinx, we do it every New Years eve!"

[Freakula] "You all are CRAZY!"

[Holiday] "Actually he's just kind of slightly insane in a genius sort of way..."

[Sirius] "And he's just drunk."

[Holiday] "And back in the day your mom Lady Death was kind of hot!"

So what does all the mean? Don't involve yourself without knowing the risks when he's drinking!

[Tommy Sirius]

Dreamer lowered his face in his hands, doing everything he can to keep a large billow of laughter from rushing out from within. Freakula, showing a monumental ammount of self controle, to the point of shaking. Holiday continues to stagger, the new years celebration taking quite a tole on his balance. Such a viotile situation.

Sirius: Allright...allright guys listen. Despite the buisness going on..I will agree with Holidays drunken way of saying...tonight is a night to party. I mean look, we have Aaron Fucking Holiday...Freakyula...

Freakula: ...Freak-ula...

Sirius: Right..right...but we have Freak...ula with us as well. It's thirty-minutes before the ball drops...

Holiday: ..woh now...mine dropped like forever ago! I remember when it did....I yanked my shit raw..........Helicopter!

Freakula rolls his eyes and turns to walk away, beginning to regret his decision. Bursting with laughter Sirius lays his hand on Freaks shoulder, stopping him.

Sirius: ...ha...hol...hold on man....fuckin A Aaaron. Listen freak, your more then welcome with RW-REW...a big guy like you is very usefull...trust me if we didn't want you here....instead of just humping you he would have full norman batesed your ass....no pun intended.

Holiday: SEEWWWWWWYYYYYYYYYYY! Look at them sow titties! Make you squeel like a piggy!

Aaron squeeled out in his best backwoods hick......he squeeled out normally as he stumbled towards Sirius's assistant ready to create a full boob bounce curtosy of his finger tips. Instead, she cuts him off with a hard smack....that really doesn't fase him. Instead he just looks up at her....his face going blank...towards anger...then sudden laughter...

Holiday: HELICOPTER! WOOOOO!

Sirius's Assistant: *in her best bitchy sarcastic tone* Aww....it's so cute...like one of those minature helicopters in the toy isles at walmart!

Now with that, even Freakula broke out in a chuckle.

Sirius: Damn! Don't you hate it when they tell the truth?

Holiday: What the fuck is she talking about...look it's down to my knees! I've been taking the Blake Worship sponcered extense for like a month now!

The laughter is now to the point to where Sirius has to hold himself up on Freakulas shoulder and hide his head behind him. Raising one eyebrow Freak looks down at the mini-holiday.

Freakula: Do you realise you've got panie-hose taped around your shit?

Holiday jerks his head back quickly in surprise, looking down as he squats slightly.

Holiday: Oh shit! Forgot to take that off...was using it when I was watching porn...the only thing I have of Icy's still that doesn't smell like an asian fish market being raided by a brigade of french whores!

A high pitched squall rings out through the lobby as Sirius bends completly over laughing, Freak turns to look at Sirius as Holiday reaches down...taking hold of the tape securing the panie hose to his junk.

RIPPP![/b}

Holiday: FUCK ME! That hurt worse then when you go to take a shit and it hangs up...turning sideways......you know....

Wiping tears from hie eyes Sirius straightens up and looks at holiday.

Sirius: Oh god...what?

Holiday: If I had an anus like T Money after he leaves Ravens officer....id never have to worry about it!!

The scene fades as laughter from all three men bellow out through the lobby.

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Group of People: 10....9.....8....7.....6......5......4......3......2......1!

RW-REW: HAPPY!...FUCKING!...........

Sirius and Holiday break their eyesite from the stripper that danced on the table infront of them as they all sat in the new Headquarters of RW-REW...Ring-Wars Boom Boom Lounge!

Sirius: Freak!

Jumping, the large man rips his eyes from the stripper as she squats down down to him, spreading her legs to reveal her bare...bald promise land.

Freak: ...yeah...new years...

Sirius laughs as he turns and looks around his newest purchase, watching the good looking ladies make their money and Holiday quickly giving his.

Sirius's Assistant: Sir...the bulletin has been sent out to all REW roster members of where your current location is...so any others who wish to pledge their allegience to RW-REW can come here.

Sirius: And are the Iron Horsemen posted at the doors and around the area incase some idiot decides to try and ruin the party?

Sirius's Assistant: Yes sir..

Sirius nods in approval and the assistant turns and walks away from the table, Holiday looks away from the pair of twins grinding on his lap to watch the tail end of the woman walk away.

Holiday: Dude..hic...how much to get her to show me the cowgirl in her?

Sirius: Well she makes nearly five figures a month from me...and I can't even get her to show clevage...

Holiday: Well your not Aaron Fuckin Holiday eighter!

Sirius: ha...No...No I am not.

With that Aaron shoves the twins into the floor, quickly getting up (now clothed I might add) and scoops up the large glass jug of Southern Comfort from the table as he goes on the prowl for a pinstripped young woman.

The Strip Club PA system opens, Grabbing the attention of everyone in attendence.

Annoucer: Ladies and Gentlemen...we have a couple unexpected guests....

Looking a bit baffled, Sirius stands up from his table; his eyes locked onto the stage curtain.

Sirius: What the fuck?

Annoucer: Straight from Las Vegas Nevada! One is a legend amoung men, and one enjoys power! Ladies and Gentlemen...the current leader of America's Youth and Former MWEW Commissioner...GOLDEN BOY AND POSH!

And with that "Youth Gone Wild" his the speakers as the curtains are tossed open. Jaws drop as Push comes strutting out toting a small water gun...doing his best to shoot it at the crowd in a sexual manner...whislt wearing nothing but a black pair of small...and I mean very small underwear. Right behind him, age getting the best of him, Golden boy struts out in his best Ric-Flair wanna-be jive. A cheesy suit and tie adorning him......

["Scarecrow" Jason Myst]

The scene fades back in and we see Goldenboy and Posh, make there way out behind the curtains. Me personally I am nowhere of paying any attention to the commotion suddenly my phone begins to ring, I turn and get up from the table walking to the back of the club. I then flip open my phone and put it up to my ear, the voice on the other side of the phone it is no doubt of who it is.[/b][/size][/i]

Nikki:Where the fuck are you at? I have been waiting all night and still no phone call from you. What is going on with you, you have been acting more mysterious as then usual.[/b][/size][/i]

Me:Are you fucking kidding me, Nikki grab a hold of yourself. We had no fucking plans tonight, not that I can think of. I am out with the guys having a good time drinking and celebrating the New Year. I can't tell you or disclose anything with you this moment Nikki.[/b][/size][/i]

Nikki:Your out with the boys? What the fuck does that mean? The only person that you are usually out with and hanging with the whole time is Dreamkiller, whatever happened to that. If your not out hanging with him, your usually here with me fucking my brains out until I can't take it no more. So tell me who your new friends are or were through do you fucking hear me?[/b][/size][/i]

I grit my teeth placing my hand on the wall, my anger just begins to boil up inside of me. I punch the wall that is near the bathrooms, I hit it so hard the first time that I actually crack the wooden wall. I bite my tongue and then fire off another shot hitting it this time putting my hand through the wooden wall. I snarl through my teeth and my breathing begins to get heavier and hotter than usual.[/b][/size][/i]

Me:I am about sick of your fucking bickering and nagging you dirty twat. Let me finish! If you want to break up with me then so be it, but know this if you ever threaten me or anyone again I will not hesitate to kill you. I don't care anymore is you want my honest opinion Nikki you need me, because unlike you I am not a afraid of the sun and I won't burst into flames is I am out in it. Safe to say we are through Nikki, so don't even try to make up for lost times you had your chance.[/b][/size][/i]

I slam my phone shut and then take my phone and throw it as hard as I can, it flies across the room and smacks directly into a wall about 10 feet away from me. When the phone hits the wall it shatters into a million little bits, turning my attention to the front of the strip club I go to take a step towards that direction.

Then I just realize that I had put my hand through the wall and never pulled it out. I snatch it out of the wall and walk back into the club looking up onto the stage I see Posh and Goldenboy, both with smiles on there faces. I shake my head blending in the crowd or try to at least, passing by all the pedestrians and over to the bar. I sit down on the bar stool and the bartender comes over to me.[/b][/size][/i]

Bartender:So what will it be mac?[/b][/size][/i]

My eyes lift up as I stare at the barkeep with a sick grin on my face. I point to a bottle behind the counter and bring my fingertips over as the bottle flies off the rack, I catch it in my hands and place it down onto the bar. I then realize that the bartender has placed a glass down in front of my face as he turns his back and goes back to his other customers. I pop the cork on the bottle of Jager and pour it into the glass in front of me.

Knocking back one shot after another as I begin to replay the conversation in my head with Nikki. Shot after shot I feel nothing no sorrow or pain from ending it there. It was plain and simple that I have been getting to soft, for my own good. Even if she does live eternally, and I can't die from no human means. I think to myself I am really going to miss all of the wild sex though. Then the scene begins to fade to black as I pertain to polish off the bottle of Jagermeister.

Will Freakula and Nikki mend there relationship back together? Are they truly broken up or will it just be a turning point for some awesome make up sex? What is the deal with Goldenboy and Posh in this story? Where the hell is Aaron Holiday for that matter? Well I guess we will just have to wait and find out.

FADE TO BLACK...

TO BE CONTINUED...[/b][/size][/i]