Post by The Outlaw on Dec 22, 2010 23:46:34 GMT -5
We'll just say for the good of GooDness sake that the prior baby momma drama has been settled though I'm bout sure it's far from over. We'll just call this time line, the day after. As we're coming to the close of another eventful year the periodic tapings are going on to be displayed for the watching and waiting world as the ringers and staff take holiday vacation, but for one man it's Holiday season every day. This man is of course none other than the renown Hardcore Legend, the monster once described as Hellian, The Outlaw...Aaron Holiday.
Sitting in his cozy suite high above all the others in the golden towers hotel he mindlessly clicks away surfing the net checking in on sports scores, balancing out his gambling funds and of course watching some armature porn from time to time. As he continues to go about his business an icon pops up in the corner informing him that he has mail. He checks in on it to see the newest addition of the weekly REW News Letter. He skims over it and a few things catch his eye, mainly the part describing the Awards and asking everyone to cast their votes.
[Holiday] "Heh, once again I lead the polls in being the best damn heel, yet the owner fails to realize I'm the fan favorite. I suppose it's easy to think I'm the bad guy when I'm so damn GooD at getting under your skin."
He clicks on the next poll, wrestler of the year...
[Holiday] "Wow and I lead the polls with no contest...and what else do we have here, special achievement?"
The Outlaw clicks on the button where the masses vote for who they think has done something great this year, he scrolls down seeing several mentions of John Michael White which he himself endorses but his usual infamous smirk falls flat when he sees no mention of his name.
[Holiday] "How can the people know how damn GooD I am but fall to the fact I brought this fed deliverance and life, perhaps because I tried to kill it? Before Johnny boy came along I was at the helm, busting my ass week in and week out delivering some of the best shows REW has ever seen! Not to mention I lead this fed as its champion with an Iron Fist! I'll give the world something special, something they can remember!"
Without hesitation Holidays boots his his marble floor and he takes to the door but not without grabbing his favorite toy, Dozer's LEGendary Golden Bat!
Within a matter of minutes he arrives backstage peering up at the back of the Raven-Vision looming above and the arena plunges into darkness and the sound of the great southern cowboys, Pantera, bitch smack the P.A. system as the sound of the Live 101 Proof version of "Cowboy's From Hell" tear across the speakers.
A spot light shoots down from above displaying the Hardcore Legend in all his glory as he takes center stage and poses for the flash bulbs before taking a stroll down the ramp smacking hands, kissing MILF's, and signing a nice pair of boobs as he goes until at last he hops onto the apron, over the top rope and takes the most center point in "The House That Holiday Built", that being the center of the ring.
From the back of his holy, torn, and tattered jeans he brandishes his diamond plated steel mic and brings it to his lips and waits for the silence to fill the arena, well as silent as it can get with the fans chanting for their hero...who for some reason as stated is viewed as the "Bad Guy"...Original Bad Ass is more like it! Anyway with the mic held to Holidays lips his voice booms out across the P.A.
[Holiday] "Ladies and gentlemen I am here before you in the hopes of achieving something special, something you all have never seen done before here in REW but it is something you've all seen me do against all the odds before time and time again. See I was in my room reading over the awards and I noticed that I've come second best to John Michael White again, as I've proved before I have no shame in losing to him for he is a rather remarkable opponent. Never the less I thought about the special things I've done before, like the time I beat DHS in a handicap match to win the MWEW tag titles, when I single handedly screwed over that entire stable from winning the Ring Wars Tag Titles in the finals. I've beat the best duos, the best stables on my own and I did it in style! There is one thing I haven't done though, I've never did a trifecta!"
[Allyson] "What in the blue hell is Holiday getting at here?"
[Simon] "I'm not sure but I think he's digging his own grave if he's taking this thing in the direction I think he's going."
[Holiday] "I want to beat them all, and I want to do it in a way it's never been done before, and I'm here to challenge the best. When I came to REW there was rumor of a man that could do amazing things, Jayson Ray, there was also rumor of a damn good tag team including himself and K.C. James. Outside of that there were individual powerhouses such as Jaxson Kyzer, Blake Worship and Cloudstrife. At some point in time these men have all wanted a piece of me, wanted to tear me limb from limb and though a few of them have victories over me they could never stop me and I don't think they ever can. So to all the above mentioned and hell anyone else for that matter...I challenge you all at once in a handicap match. If there's anyone courageous enough or has enough malice towards me to step to the plate I'll take the first three men alone and anyone after that by adding a partner of my choice."
[Allyson] "Has Aaron Holiday lost his damn mind? The combination of any two of those men against Holiday would destroy him for the rest of his career!"
[Simon] "Yeah but talk about going out in a blaze of glory! This would be a match of the century, especially if Holiday can put up any kind of fight."
[Holiday] "The rules for this contest are simple, the opposing team will act as a tag team and the action in the ring will be one on one unless tagged out. My objective is to eliminate you all, if however any person enters the ring without being tagged in will result in an automatic disqualification. Soo...Are there any takers?"