Post by Toothpick Teddy on Nov 15, 2010 20:58:17 GMT -5
Icy and John are talking about mysterious stuff and people disappearing when all of a sudden, John's Desk EATS all his paperwork! That's right, a huge mouth opens in the middle of the desk and swallows his paperwork!
John : What the Duke Nukem?
Say "Ahh"...
John jumps back just as the desk almost bites him on the hand. The tough as rocks, brave as stones and smart as pebbles Lawyer rolls up his sleeves.
Icy : No John! it will eat you alive!
John M White : Step aside woman, its time for an OBJECTION!
John M White rushes at the desk but the desk with the speed of a mexican cruiserweight hops into the air and swings between the two bare ropes of the room to give John a
SIX!
ONE!
NINE!
After getting 619'd by the desk, John is dazed. The desk falls on him to roll him up, but being a desk, it cant hook the leg and pin him. The desk is disappointed and stands still. John slowly gets up, stares at the desk and then at Icy. Icy just has that usual blank stare on her face...
John M White : Well, I guess that's that then. But who was that mysterious man and how did he leave this mysterious room?
Suddenly the desk burps.
Icy : Maybe the desk ate him?
John M White shakes his head...desks eating people?
What has the world come to. And where did that man go from this windowless room?
Suddenly John's laptop lights up.
Icy : Hmmm...Win...dows? Windows! I guess this room DOES have windows!
John M White : Well my laptop has windows but that still doesnt answer the question of where that man went to, what we will be doing for this week and WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A SANDBURGER?
Will these questions be answered?
Probably not! Stay tuned to monday night Poshball!
TBC ?
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