Cross The Boarder RP Event

[Seth]

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[T Money]

Enthusiastically stuffing his clothes into his bag and pilling it up onto the table to rush across the room snatching up his passport. The dressing room door slowly opens and in walks Sweet a smile on his face as he snaps his wrist closing the door behind him.

Sweet Money: Kincaid… Kincaid… Kincaid… you ready brother. Fist merry old England then straight home to Wales it’s going to rock.

Lil Money: Don’t forget big Bro we going to hang out with uncle T. then next week uncle T on cemetery oh yeah it’s going to be good.

Sweet Money: Look Lil don’t lose your head you hear me. Yeah it’s all great that we get to see the family and go home but there is still snakes out there that wants to get a shot at you I know you all happy that we give Aaron Holiday the boot but when one enemy goes another shows up.

Looking up from his wallet at Sweet. Lil stands up and slips it into his back pocket running his fingers through his beard.

Lil Money: Don’t get it twisted Sweet it’s no surprises that I didn’t like Aaron but by no means was he my enemy. Holiday was your enemy not mine brother.

Sweet Money: Look at it how your will but the facts remain the same there is always some one waiting to snatch a cheap shot at you and with a chance to get a match with the world champion it’s like a free candy shop to a fat kid.

Lil Money: You don’t have to tell me about people here I already know the facts Sweet. This is my road to the world championship and my time to make history with Razor Sharp.

Sweet Money: Fuck you really that stupid Lil… Razor is Aaron’s puppet don’t you see that he may have had a little pat on the back but he is still very much Aaron’s puppet and this time you don’t have Blake to run to for help.

Lil Money: Fuck you I don’t need to run to no one boy. I hold my own always have always will.

Snatching up his bag and throwing it over a shoulder walking for the door only stopping to give Sweet a look before throwing open the door and walking out into the hallway. The backstage area is quiet and silent as most of the production crew as already hit the road. A little overall wearing janitor stands lone sweeping up the residents of a mad building. He turns around spotting Lil standing just off the door way to the dressing room.

Janitor: Your running late. Most of the people have gone why did you hang around what you doing in there.

Lil’s eyebrow raises up surprised at the front of this janitor. Looking at the much smaller man as he stands there with his hands on his hips the look on his face is one of a demanding look awaiting for a snap answer from your Strong Style Champion.

Lil Money: Boy you better learn quick to bit your tongue when you talk to me. What I do in my own dressing room is no concern of yours now get to your sweeping before I use you as a brush and clean up this whole arena.

The janitor’s head whips back to the floor not lifting his head again till he hears the closing of the back door. When the door clicks shut he perks up rolling his head around.

Janitor: Oh real big tough wrestler. He is lucky I don’t brake this bush off in his fat black ass thinking he can talk down to me. All them Ni…

Turning while he is talking his eyes lock on to the black suite and gold and diamond increased Sweet chain hanging in front. The Janitor gulps down and slowly looks up at the heavily pissed off looking Sweet.

Sweet Money: I beg you to finish what you was saying. All Them ?

Janitor: Um I didn’t mean it. I was going to say.

Sweet stands there shaking his head slowly.

Sweet Money: Wrong answer before your you even start.

Walking past the man Sweet whips around sending a hard kick to the man’s forehead. His body collapse to the floor his eyes rolled back out cold.

Mean While in the parking lot Lil packs his stuff into the trunk of his SUV shuffling some stuff around he’s soon joined by Sweet who dump his bag down on the floor and walks to the front of the car climbing into the passenger seat. The quiet parking lot is delved into music as Sweet flips on the radio. The windows shake from the basis Lil shakes his head jamming Sweets bag into the trunk then slamming the door shut joining Sweet in the car.

Lil Money: Lets roll out brother.

Sweet Money: Oh Britannia.. Britannia rules the wave.

The sound of Sweets signing is droned out as DMX kicks in while the big silver SUV rolls out of the parking lot out on to the road heading for that airport.

Home is but a stone throw away for The Moneys and where that stone lands a title shot will be waiting.

(OOC I know it’s a little short but it’s some thing to get this thing kicked off)

[Toothpick Teddy]

Real Extreme Wrestling's groundbreaking athlete of the century, certified Weak Style champion and official money in the bank, aka the currency of Real Extreme Wrestling, the economic genius of this century, GRUFF, RUFF, RUFF, GRUFTER is polishing his Weak Style title, that REW does not recognize and is singing songs to his briefcase full of money and bank. And full of in as well.

This is when a lawn gnome appears.

Lawn Gnome : Yo homie!

Grufter looks at the lawn gnome and smiles.

Grufter : What's up Lawn-A-Matic?

The lawn gnome laughs.

Lawn Gnome : Not much Grufmachine, but listen, I am here to let you know that REW is hosting its first ever cross the boarder and become a hoarder event!

Grufter looks perplexed.

Lawn Gnome : Come on, you know you want in on it...

Grufter stares down the lawn gnome for no apparent reason.

Grufter : And what exactly do I have to do?

Suddenly a thunderbolt strikes the ground and Zeus, the ancient Greek God steps down from the skies with a golden scepter of thunderbolts. He is like 400x Grufter's size.

Zeus, ancient Greek God smiles.

Zeus : Oh mighty Grufter, hear our cries! For you must help your peons in the REW! You must come from London to Wales and meet your great hero of the day, T-Money!

Grufter nods his head.

Grufter : I can do this! I must teleport to London!

Grufter walks into the teleporters, hits the switches and a minute later he is in LONDON! In a hotel room in a London hotel where the REW stars are standing.

Grufter walks out of the teleporter and comes face to face with

Niko...

Cade!

Niko Cade : Would you stop being a moron? Look, you just dropped all the hangers and clothing in that closet! The hotel staff will be pissed! We all know you're a retard, but damn it, I just came here to let you know of the event so stop staring at me!

Grufter is confused. Apparently Zeus and the Lawn Gnome have abandonded him! But the important thing is that they gave him the mission! A mission others may call impossible, a mission some may call lethargic, a mission few will call a tasty morsel, but a mission nonethless!

And Grufter is going to DO IT!

Yeah!

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