Post by Toothpick Teddy on Nov 5, 2010 12:16:36 GMT -5
Upon not finding Icy Cold anywhere in the arena's freezer (Thank God, that would've been creepy), Grufter decides to head down to his next destination.
Antarctica!
Suddenly a Wise Man approaches Grufter
A very wise man
Wise Man : Oh Grufter the brave, how are you going to get to Antarctica in such short time? No planes go there for there are no cities but camps for scientists and you sir are no scientist, but a civilian!
Grufter smiles and then slaps his chest.
Grufter : Hahaha, you crack me up, Mr. "Wise" Man. How about this, how about, NOT "wise"? How does that sound? How about DUMB man? Cause I AM a scientists and I am NOT a normal civilian. I am GRUFF, RUFF, RUFF, GRUFTER!
The "Wise" man gets angry.
Wise Man : Listen you sure you wanna f*** with me? Look here son, I got a F'N window in my chest! You know how much that s*** hurt? Huh? You aint nothin but a p**** son. And look at my head! It's a F'N book! You don't wanna fuck with this! So listen up...
Grufter stare at the Wise Man and opens the window in his chest.
Grufter : We need some fresh air, getting musty in here.
The wise man shuts the window, like a robot...
Wise Man : Damn it, dont touch that you moron! Now go and try to get a plane to Antarctica and we'll see who is the dumb man!
Grufter spins in a circle and twirls on one foot.
Grufter : I know that I cant get a plane there. But what YOU don't know is that I can TELEPORT! So, see ya later, BOOK FACE! THAT'S RIGHT, I CALLED YA BOOK FACE!
The Wise Man gets angry but right before he could grab Grufter, our hero dissapears through a teleporation device and appears in Antarctica. The Wise Man kicks the teleportation device in anger...
Wise Man : DAMN IT!
Teleportation!
A soda can falls out from the teleportation device.
Our hero though, is in Antarctica, so let's slip on some comfy slippers and walk our way over there now. Grufter lands smack dab in the middle of some snow (YA, RLY!) and is approached by an interesting individual.
Individuality
Grufter turns to the kind gentleman.
Grufter : Excuse me good sir, have you by any chance seen one Icy Cold here?
The Gentleman quacks something and waddles away. Despite the rudeness, Grufter can't hold himself from laughing. Our hero gets up, dusts himself off, or rather snows himself off, and gets to steppin!
Grufter suddenly slips on the ice and comes face to face with another fine, young gentleman. A gentleman of great character and a multitude of talents.
Talented
Grufter : Excuse me, have you seen one Icy Cold here?
The gentleman bites Grufter on the hand.
I guess he is not a gentleman at all!
Grufter rolls around holding his hand when he is suddenly attacked by an albatross!
Gee, if Icy Cold really is here, they must've eaten her already...
Will Grufter escape/find Icy Cold/fight to the finish line?
Who cares? TBC...
