Post by Toothpick Teddy on Nov 4, 2010 10:50:36 GMT -5
The world's newest champion, Grufter is walking around the arena with his pet dinosaur when suddenly he is hit in the face with a piece of paper.
A piece of paper that announces that REW stars are to find one "Icy Cold" in this week's extremely exciting 5 star on a 6.2 scale event that fans are watching with anticipation.
Probably someone's mother.
Grufter thinks, sitting down in "The Thinker" position.
No I am NOT illustrating that. If you don't know what it is, you don't belong in Rome.
Grufter : Hmmm, where could Icy Cold be? Let's see, let's take it back to the basics. When you're looking for some flowers, you go somewhere where it's sunny and there is a lot of green grass. Because the flowers sold in flower stores are evil illusions of grandeur.
So, if I am looking for something Icy...for something Cold...for someone ICY COLD, I should be looking somewhere where it's...well, COLD? Right?
Gnome : RIGHT!
Grufter gets up on his feet and runs across the arena, straight into the catering hall and into the arena kitchen. He pushes aside the slobs who are pretending to cook food (they're only just warming it for realZ yo!!!) and breaks down the door to the back.
Chef Thomas. E. Picklewink : What do you think you're doing here in the back?
Grufter picks him up and suplexes him into another dimension.
Grufter : What I need to do! I am looking for someone that's ICY...and COLD! ICY COLD!
Two Dimensional Chef Thomas. E. Picklewink : Well, that isn't gonna happen!
The Chef tries to stop Grufter, but as the good song goes, he can't touch him, because unlike Grufter, the Chef is TWO dimensional and is paper thin. Grufter just sidesteps into the room and the chef runs back and forth in a straight line unable to get into the background.
Yes!
So Grufter walks up to the big refregirator/freezer in the arena.
Grufter : Icy and Cold has gotta be around here somewhere
Grufter opens the fridge and water pours out. It's not cold at all!
And it certainly isn't Icy!
Grufter : WHAT?
Two Dimensional Chef Thomas. E. Picklewink : Posh bought this Fridge! I told him to buy another one but he insisted that I dont know anything about refrigerators and bought this one! It broke in 2 weeks, so it doesnt freeze or keep anything cool anymore! Now that you got what you're looking for, can you PLEASE step out of the background so that I can defeat you?
Grufter : NO. Now, if it's not cold and it's not Icy here in the arena...where else can I got to find this Icy Cold person? Hmmm...
Time for a trip! FAR OUT BABY!
TBC? I doubt it but lets see...
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