Post by Toothpick Teddy on Oct 24, 2010 18:26:18 GMT -5
Who knows? Only time will tell.
Well let's ask it...
"So, time, do you know if Freakula will make it to Vegas?"
Time : "Its 6:58 PM".
"Yes it is, but will Freakula make it to Vegas?
Time : It's 6:58 PM".
I guess time DOESN'T know!
SWERVE!!!
E-P-P-P-PIC SWERVE!
Anyway back to the action.
Or lack thereof.
So, when we last left our hero of heroes, or journeyman of journeymen, our man on a mission, our traveler through the universe, our explorer of space,
our dearest, dearest own little
GRUFF RUFF
RUFF
GRUFTER.
Has been left stuck in an empty box and stuffed into a rapidly speeding FedEx truck. A truck that is on its way to Las Vegas. Right now!
But guess what's also right now?
FREAKULA CHANGING THE TIRE ON THE ROAD!
Bet you didn't see that one coming.
I sure didnt.
Anyway,
Freakula stares at the highway when he sees the FedEx truck coming at him. The fat FedEx driver doesnt see him and swerves out of the way because he is a good, kind hearted man. Just sort of doesn't pay attention to the road.
The truck bounces on the road side and Grufter's box goes FLYING out onto the highway pavement where it smashes into a BILLION pieces! No wait, a TRILLION pieces!
(That's a lot!)
Grufter falls out on the pavement and is miraculously unhurt!
Why?
Because the rent is just too damn high!
Freakula has a WTF face and Nikki has a bisexual sort of face. She likes both GIRLS and GUYS.
Wow!
Her face looks something like this...
:-------(OOOOOO)~~~~|K
That's right!
Freakula : What the fuck was that? Why are you traveling in a box?
Grufter busts into song and dance.
Grufter : "Why am I here? Why am I here? Why must you ask me this again? I am here! I am here! I am here to win the match! Ring Wars here I come, REW here you go, HIW I fight for you and we will all say MOO!"
Freakula : That makes no sense. Are you high? Wait...did you say HIW?
Grufter stops dancing.
Grufter : "Yes I did!"
Freakula : "Oh..."
Freakula then grabs the tire iron and swings it at Grufter's head! But Grufter is smart and very quick, he rolled a +13 in Dexterity stats!
Grufter rolls right under Freakula's car!
Freakula : Perfect...
Freakula runs to lower the jack so that Grufter is crushed by the car but just as he pulls it down, Grufter rolls out at the last second. Over powered you say? Remember, Grufter rolled a +13 in dexterity!
The result?
*SLAM* *CRASH* *CRUSH* *BRINKL* *SLIPS* *TROLMS*
Nikki : "Damn it Freakula what is happening?"
Freakula looks up to see Nikki has woken up and the car has crashed onto the pavement without one of its wheels. The jack also broke as the weight of the car slammed on top of it.
Grufter rolls down the hill on the other side, rolling past tumbleweeds, lizards, cacti and other desert things... (Sorry I didnt read up on my "things you find in a desert manual").
Freakula : "That idiot moron f***nut Grufter just broke our ride!"
Nikki looks concerned.
Nikki : "Are you saying that he is a competetive sort of person who just screwed up our ride so we wont get there on time?"
Freakula : "NO! I am saying that he is a...
Freakula thoroughlly curses Grufter out before looking both ways into the road. He finally drops the tire iron that he had been holding ever since he tried to attack Grufter with it. Freakula looks around...
Its a hot hot desert.
Freakula : "I guess we'll have to find someone to pick us up..."
Freakula and Nikki walk down the road looking out for a passer by to give them a ride.
Willingly...or not!
Meanwhile Grufter is waddling through the sand.
Grufter : "This sand sucks my nuts "
Suddenly a magical fairy appears.
Grufter : "What is this now?"
Magical Fairy : "I'm a magical fairy, b****!"
Grufter : "Wait are you saying i'm a hallucinating sort of person?"
Magical Fairy : "No, I'm saying you're a gay sort of person!"
Grufter gets enraged and goes chasing the magical fairy that dissed him. Grufter runs through the desert. Will he find a way to Vegas and the arena? Maybe...not.
Will Freakula and Nikki find a ride?
Uhhh...
I'll let them tell you.
TBC
