Post by Toothpick Teddy on Oct 23, 2010 11:16:45 GMT -5
Yeah so thats title doesnt make sense.
So sue me...
The scene is set. Grufter is chilling, listening to some music, bumping his head and walking around with his pet dinosaur when he sees a note on his door.
[Grufter: A note? On MY door? I wonder what it says...]
Grufter opens the note and sees its an invitation to Las Vegas.
Apparently he is going to have to find a way to Vegas and get there before the rest of REW does...
So that his team can win and all...
Suddenly Grufter sees...
WILD SOCRATES APPEAR!
Holy F*** he has no eye pupils!
[Socrates: Remember young Grufter, for if you must meet success on this quest of yours that there is more than one way to achieve everything on this life. Water can flow from the sky or from a river or from a waterfall or from the ocean or from...
[Grufter: I get it dude...]
[Socrates : Okay then, young Grufter. Then you must understand my message. There is always more than one path...more than one road...more than one way!]
Wild Socrares used Wisdom!
[Grufter : Hmmm...maybe I need to do something else to get us to Vegas before team REW...HMMMM]
Its super effective!
Grufter thinks about it after Socrates disappears.
As Grufter walks around the REW arena he sees notes posted on every superstars' door. This gives him an idea. He walks up to one of the notes and rips it off the door.
[Grufter : If they don't know they've been invited...]
Grufter walks around the hall, having ripped off every single invitation off the REW stars' doors. He stuffs the invitations promptly into his pants making himself looking even more well endowed than usual.
Grufter then walks into the REW mailing room.
[Grufter: And now to get to Vegas...EXPRESS style!]
Grufter gets a huge box that had been previously used to deliver audio equipment and speakers to REW and rips off the old labels, attaching a brand new FedEx label.
The FedEx label reads Las Vegas to the camera.
Grufter gets into the box, gets comfortable and takes out his favorite plushie toy which he hugs as he lays down in the crate. Just before the camera shuts out, FedEx workers enter the room and throw the crate into the FedEx truck.
Yeah...just like that!
Will Grufter ensure victory for HIW?
