Press Confrence

[The Outlaw]

The ring was covered in spot lights, the ropes were gone and the canvas was black and a podium sat in the middle with a mic as reporters including REWs own Scoop Daniels and Niko Cade. The lights dimmed in the arena and Hinders "All American Nightmare" played across the P.A. system and Aaron Holiday walked out from the back but he wasn't alone...at The Outlaw's side was his lawyer the ever familiar face of John Michael White and on the other side was another man with a smooth bald head recognized as Razor Sharp.

Aaron Holiday was dressed in a business suit, John adorned his trusty purple sports coat and Razor had on a pair of jeans and a classic Metallica Kill 'Em All T-Shirt and jeans. The bulbs flashed at the trio as they walked up the stairs and made their way into the ring as the music faded to a silence leaving nothing but the murmurs in the crowd as Holiday stepped up to the podium.

[Holiday] "We are all here today to discuss my possible self release from Real Extreme Wrestling. Due to the unjust decisions made upon me by the jaded and bias opinions of the staff here in REW I have decided enough is enough and I'm simply not going to take it! Today we discuss my new contract and the demands that have to be met in order for me to sign again with this company. My lawyer John Michael White has drawn up the papers of these demands and he is here to read them...."

Holiday steps away from the mic and REW's former all time champion steps up to the podium....

[JMW] "Upon further review of my clients case it has been noted that Mr. Holiday was involved in a sanctioned match by REW officials for the REW World Championship which he won, after the sanctioned match was over Chris York then pinned my client in a non legal match and wrongfully stole his title which was latter stripped for him accordingly, however the title was not returned to the rightful holder Mr. Holiday. Against my legal advisement and by the kindness and grace in his heart Mr. Holiday devised a gauntlet tournament to win his title back which had been going successfully until the events that transpired last night occurred in which yet another biased member of staff took away the actions set in place by Mr. Holiday attempting to force him to decide his bout in a three way title match."

Reminded of the events Holiday took over the mic with his cocky smile on his face...

[Holiday] "And I served justice and gave that little trap what she deserved!"

John Pulled Aaron away from the mic whispering into his ear that he wasn't helping his case...

[JMW] "Further more to quote the jaded and unfair opinions of Icy she said and again I quote..."You see Aaron there are going to be some changes around here since I am the only Mish left standing and I got the word that I can do anything I want now and its going to start this week..."....Those types of actions cannot be warranted! In order to ensure Mr. Holidays contract with Real Extreme Wrestling the following has to be met, 1) The REW World Championship will be returned to Aaron Holiday. 2) The possible contenders for the championship must face each other for the No.1 spot, and 3) To monitor and maintain balance and control in the federation to keep events like this from happening either the man behind me Razor Sharp or myself must move into a Sheriff's position of the staff to make sure tranquility is met."

John nods his head saying his final words as Aaron Holiday takes the podium once again....

[Holiday] "And if you ain't down with that I got two words for 'ya!.....I QUIT!!"

[The Messenjah]

I come out without no music and holding my jaw from what happen earlier I pull a Mic out of my pocket...

:for one Aaron I had nothing to do with that match lets get that straight ok..Now for what u asked for two of the three is not going to happen because your not going to bully me or any of the staff here. But however ur second choice of a no.1 contender I think I can make that happen if one of them wins who are they going to face? Certainly not you because ur not the champ and since one of ur demands have but met you can't quit.. what do u say now Mr. Aaron?

[johnmwhite]

--Aaron Holiday just shakes his head at this turn of events. Throwing up his hands, he steps away from the podium. His words were his last, and now he leaves his lawyer to step up to the microphone to reiterate.--

John Michael White: My client has nothing further to say to you, or to your company. Good bye, REW. My client can indeed quit because you have failed to meet all of his demands. Then, to add insult to injury, you dare come out with the bare-faced lie that this proposed triple threat match, a match proposed by you yesterday[/i] has nothing to do with you? To lie so brazenly shows utter contempt not only for my client, but for everyone in REW and everyone sitting in the stands and watching at home.

My client, Mister Holiday, is not the bully here. He is the victim of tyranny, a tyranny of incompetence which has strangled this company and driven out its stars, all the while remaining aloof and impenetrable to reason, to argument or to requests to actually pay attention to what is going on. Decisions have been made time and again based on whims and, some might allege, favoritism, rather than true skill in the sport. My client has had enough of toiling in unripe earth. He shall now search for pastures new. Ordo ab chao - I hope some order eventually comes from the chaos that is this place. Good day, REW, and good luck.

--With that, the lawyer steps to the ropes, holding them open for Aaron Fucking Holiday.--

["The Savage"Dark Wolf]

The Wolf and The Outlaw

[/size][/b][/color]

The scene comes in on the REW arena and out in the middle of the ring they are holding a press conference for Aaron "Fucking" Holiday. In other words he is leaving the REW possibly for good. As Icy stands on the ramp, JMW and Aaron Holiday are both about to exit the arena.

When suddenly a cry of a wolf can be heard throughout the arena, Icy turns her head up towards the entrance way. I stand behind the curtain awaiting my music. Icy turns back to the ring where JMW and Aaron both stand. Still nothing after the howling of the wolf, then suddenly the lights shoot out through the arena.[/b][/size]



I step out from behind the curtain with my wolf eyes showing off and the crowd jumps back. I reach over walking by the announcer's table snatching a mic from Simon. I bring the mic up to my lips and stand right behind Icy Holiday.[/b][/size]

Me: Are you fucking kidding me! Holiday you are going to run out on the REW...Just because you have been fucked out of your title to many damn time. You know what I am not going to stand here and tell you that I know how you feel, because personally I don't know how you feel. I am not going to bad mouth you on your decisions but what I am going to do is this.[/b][/size]

JMW and Aaron both look at me with the what the fuck look. I turn over towards Icy and stroke her hair, looking deep into her eyes. As soon as she turns her head back to face Aaron and JMW, a sick grin comes across my face. I reach over and pick up a platinum bat and grin evilly, lining up the shot. I fire it off....*BANG!* to the back of Icy's skull.

I motion towards the ring and slide up under the bottom ring rope, and stare at both JMW and Aaron. I reach over and grab Aaron's mic from him and bring it to my lips.[/b][/size]

Me: That was for you! my friend...Its a going away present. Have a safe and great career over in New Extreme Wrestling...Just so you know that you have someone over here in the REW that will be rooting for you brother![/b][/size]

I give Aaron back his mic and look over at him grinning. I extend my hand hoping that he will extend his, he does so and shakes my hand. I then bring him in with a grasp around his shoulders hugging him and then I walk over to JMW, and do the same thing.[/b][/size]

TO BE CONTINUED BY...[/b][/size]

[Toothpick Teddy]

Icy Cold lays out on the mat knocked out unconscious.

One could even say that she's out cold

Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Anyway, as Dark Wolf is chatting it up with Holiday and JMW, all of a sudden a voice singing "Happy Birthday" is heard on the PA system. The ramp lights up and its none other than...

GRUFTER!

Carrying a huge birthday cake.

_Allison : Whats Grufter doing here with a birthday cake?

_Simon : He's being a retard thats what! Someone should get some help for Icy!

_Allison : Simon, even Icy isn't going to bend over for you!

Grufter marches down to the ring carefully balancing the cake in his one arm and carrying the microphone in the other. John M White, Dark Wolf and Holiday stare on in confusion.

Grufter brings the mic to his lips...

_Grufter : HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREW CLAAASH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

_Allison : Um, what does this have to do with some jobber who hasn't been in REW in years?

_Simon : I dont know Allison! Somebody get some help for ICY damn it! Im worried!

JMW, Holiday and Dark Wolf are all like

Grufter smiles and looks down on Icy.

_Grufter : ANDREW! Its your birthday! Come on man...get up!!!

_Allison : Does Grufter think Icy is Andrew Clash?

Grufter lifts Icy up to her feet and she staggers up in confusion, barely conscious. Grufter smiles and shakes her hand in delight, but Icy doesnt even appear to know where she is.

_Grufter : ANDREW! ANDREW! FINALLY YOU'RE BACK! ITS TIME FOR A CLASH! RIGHT? ANDREW! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU!

Grufter takes out the cake out of the box...and suddenly smashes it into Icy's face, rubbing it in at the time. Icy falls on the floor, staggering around in confusion. She tries to wipe the cake all over her face but barely has the sense of where she is.

_Grufter : DE-LICIOUS!

The crowd is silent in shock and confusion as Grufter grabs the mic.

_Grufter : Now this is a Birthday Party! GRUFF! RUFF! RUFF! GRUFFTER!

A disco balls lowers down into the ring and Grufter breaks into song and dance, dancing and singing around the cake covered Icy Cold....

[Razor Sharp]

The music plays and the disco ball spins as Grufter dances his heart out, meanwhile the young man from Detroit who has been quietly sitting in the background finds himself a microphone and pushes his way through Holiday, White, Grufter, and Dark Wolf to knell by Icys side. He takes his shirt off revealing a white tank top underneath and he takes it off as well handing it to the Ice Queen to wipe the cake away and he pulls up his mic along with himself as he looks across the crowd and into the eyes of the four men before him.

::RAZOR:: "I must say I'm shocked at what I've seen here tonight. Aaron, Icy is pregnant and you laid your hands on her dropping her with the Holiday hangover and to top it off, you Wolf try to do her in with a baseball bat to the head? At least Grufters attack was merely humiliating and couldn't cause a miscarage!"

Aaron scratches his head for a second and leans into the ear of John...

::Aaron:: "Because that other dude hit her with the baseball bat you can get me out of murder charges right?"

Johns devilish grin flashes across his face...

::John:: "No worries, trust me I'm a lawyer!"

But back to the task at hand, Razor pulls Icy to her feet and holds her at his side and pulls the mic back up.

::RAZOR:: "Aaron, you talk about how you control you own fate, you don't believe in hope luck or chance and know I wish you the best in acomplishing your goals here tonight but I cannot sit idly by and watch this poor women become the whipping post for your problems."

Aaron steps through the sea of fellow ringers and with the flick of his wrist his diamond plated steel mic is present leading one to wonder just how he does it.

::Aaron:: "Kid you fail to understand that she's put herself in this position of power, she's the conductor of the train and she's tried to derail me, her only engine, and I'm refusing to come off the tracks but I won't hesitate to run her ass over and watch her get derailed!"

::RAZOR:: "Classic Train Of Consequences line huh? In that case old friend let me pull something out of your book....You can only hope you're on the right path but tonight with the poor choices I've witness be made I've chose your destination!"

Razor drops the mic and holds the ropes open for Icy as he counts down in his head and keeps his eyes glued to the Raven Vision, Aaron Holiday didn't take kindly to his friend switching sides and stealing the last word and he was going to fix it his way which is always the hard way. He lunged towards Razor who knew it was coming and in a flash...**!!WHAM!!**[/b], Razor hit Aaron with his own finisher, Destination Devistation!

Holidays body hit the canvas skidding across it and Icy exited the ring with Razor at her side as he took the broken and beaten boss lady to the back to take care of her.

[/color][/font]

[Scotty Raven]

The Raven Vision cut’s from being a black screen to my office where I’m sat, my fingers locked together and my elbows rested on the desk, I move to the edge of my seat and look up into the camera.

::Mr. Raven:: I have my desk covered in work and what’s the first thing I get when I come into work this morning…. No one knows?

Aaron marches up to the podium grabbing the microphone and leaning into it he starts to talk but no sound comes from the speakers. I shake my head flipping open a small box on my desk and picking up a Cuban cigar placing it between my lips, twirling it around as I light it up.

::Mr. Raven:: I had it cut off because frankly you talk to much. You come out to my ring and demand stuff from me and my staff and if you don’t get them your going to tuck your tail and run away. that’s what I’m getting here.

Tapping my pen on a sheet of paper watching my TV set as Aaron flips out screaming up at the Raven Vision. His layer John White try’s to settle him down taking Aaron by the shoulder and telling him to relax. I laugh and place my pen down grabbing my cigar and flicking out some ash before putting it back into my mouth.

::Mr. Raven:: You need to take a pill for that anger Mr. Holiday you see things can change at a blink of a eye… so what I took the belt from you if you want it and are as good as you proclaim to be. Then win it back that’s all you got to do is beat KC James and Kelly Volkova…. But you know what Aaron SCREW YOU!

Aaron’s mouth drops open as a shocked gasp pass over the fans in the arena.

::Mr. Raven:: You want the title back earn it back because you made a big mistake by putting your hands on my commissioner. You was give a world title match and you didn’t want it. You rather come out here and demand stuff so that’s simple your demands mean nothing to me. You spot in the triple threat is now to your old protégé Razor Sharp and you Mr. Holiday can work you way back up to the title starting this weeks PPV in a last man standing match against your new friend Dark Wolf.

Dark Wolf looks at Aaron then back at the Raven Vision while Aaron goes on screaming like a mad man. I watch and nod letting him shut up before I go on.

::Mr. Raven:: Now one of your demands I have to say did come in clear though. I have seen how much pressure Icy is under and a pregnant woman should not be under that much pressure so to stop the attacks from escalating I have got security to stop any body else from entering the ring side area. Now I know to well that Icy needs help around here being in her condition so after a few phone calls and a long interview I have come to terms with a co commissioner to help out around here. Some one of managerial talent so will that said person come out and make themselves known by taking the microphone and address they audience.

TBC my the new co commissioner[/font][/i][/b]

[johnmwhite]

--A blast of guitar and a wall of light assault the senses of the arena, and within a chord or two, the blinded masses begin to get that sinking feeling...--

Amy Lee: Perfect... by nature!

--The light recedes, plunging the arena into darkness. All save one spot, square in the middle of the ring, where our new Co-Commissioner is revealed. Standing in the glare, wreathed in white light, stands the stark silhouette of a smooth domed, slender man. He is the longest reigning Ring Wars World Champion in history. He is the former leader of AY, the man who ended Posh's career, the man who torpedoed Ring Wars itself like it were a ship smuggling arms across the sea. He is a man of wealth and taste, he is a Ring Wars Tag Team Finals Champion (by himself!) and he is a man who needs no introduction but likes to give himself one anyway. He is the new REW Co-Commissioner and he is...--

Voice: Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!

--The lights return to normal, revealing the lawyer smiling that devilish smile, while Aaron Holiday and Grufter stare at him, dumbfounded. The crowd erupt, some hurling trash, others applauding management seeing sense, but everyone has an opinion and they have it loudly. The lawyer, however, cuts right through it all, speaking into his sterling silver microphone.--

John Michael White: POWER! Unlimited power!

Mister Raven: Um, you're just the co-commish, remember.

--John Michael White glances up at the RavenVision, narrowing his eyes.--

John Michael White: Don't rain on my parade.

--And then, the music strikes up once more. This time, it's a little less rocky and a little more showy.--

--All right, that video contains a woman, but she's still Jewish and almost as good at karaoke as the lawyer. John Michael White slips out of the ring, crooning into the microphone. He dances his way up the aisle, while the entire arena stares. Finally, as he reaches the curtain, John Michael White turns back to the audience, and has one last thing to say.--

John Michael White: To quote another song, the times they are a-changin'. Forget complacency, forget incompetence, forget the last few months of Icy's reign of Error. I promise to rule with an iron fist, and with a swift sense of justice which will see to it that we have winners and losers determined when they put their opponent on their back, not their commissioner!

Crowd: OOOOOH!

John Michael White: REW, from the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall become king! Trust me... I'm a lawyer.

--And with that, John Michael White, REW's new Co-Commissioner, bows out and steps back through the curtain.--