Post by The Outlaw on Sept 23, 2010 20:21:02 GMT -5
The arena plunges into darkness and the masses come off their asses in cheers for the rightful and wrongly stripped REW World Champion, Yours Truly, The Outlaw Aaron "Fuckin" Holiday! Through the sea of blue, lime, and red spotlights and the flashing strobes of the crowd I step out onto stage with my diamond plated steel mic draped from my hand and my infamous half cocked smirk on my face and take a second to bask in the fame and glory bestowed upon me by the fans. Slowly I raise the mic to my lips as the music fades away and light returns to Star Maker arena....
[Holiday] "Thank you, thank you, thank you for being smarter than the rest and showing me some respect. I'm a firm believer that self confidence goes a long way but you know all to well you're not even a heavy weight, you don't belong in my division and facing me is bad for your health, just look at what I did to Mikah! Now don't get the wrong impression sweet heart, a woman who could actually face me one on one and beat me is overly impressive and unheard of, but so long as my eyes are on that championship no one is going to stand in my way. You walking into this match with me is like stepping in front of a semi truck doing at least 65 and thinking you could stop it from running you over! But as GooD as that championship looks around my waist, I could always use some arm candy to help make it shine!"
I pause for a second giving Kelly a once over rather enjoying what I see as she raises her mic back up.
[Kelly] "Well you're right, I don't fight guys, especially guys as big as you, in the womens division I can't be beat, after all I am Queen of The Ring, but I guess I'll have to do whatever they tell me, I'm just soo confused and I don't know what to do!"
She stomps her little foot and I can't help but smile at her pouty face as I bring my mic back up.
[Holiday] "Well as you may already know Miss Queen of The Ring, when I get my title back I'll once again be King of REW! Now I know you're confused, you don't know what to do...but I always have a plan. You see K.C. James wants me to face you to be sure I make it to the final round because he knows I'll stop at nothing to do so. K.C. James however made a bad decision, he pulled the trigger first! K.C. James has still got to beat my opponett and the rules clearly state I can choose whoever I want. We all know I'm taking the Main Event stage, that my match with you will be the last one on the show, so after K.C. James' opponett beats him you won't even need to face me."
[Kelly] "Gee I hope you're right but I don't understand, who is he facing and why won't I have to face you?"
[Holiday] "Ahh, that's the question on everyone's mind. We all knew if York advanced he'd face my greatest student, the man that was born to replace me, Razor Sharp. However K.C. James will not be facing him but rather a current and quite active member of the REW roster, a former tag team, intercontinental and world champion!"
[Kelly] "WHO?"
[Holiday] "Aaron "HELLIAN" Holiday! Now sweet heart, about my offer of being my arm candy...what do you say we go grab a bite to eat and discuss our match?"