Post by DetroitMassacre MickeyMadness on Sept 11, 2010 20:46:22 GMT -5
The scene comes in on a rural area when the camera begins to pan out. Standing in the midst of all the people surrounding him is the man that the REW calls. Mickey Madness, I stand in a sea of tourists and kids running about. They are looking for the big top where every little boy and girl wants to go to.
They head off towards the big top with there parents in their hands, and right past the ticket booth. I stand on the outside of the tent with my butterfly knife in my hands, whipping it around and slamming it closed. I then reach into my pocket pulling out my pack of smokes placing one between my lips and then sparking it up. As I begin to take a drag off of my cigarette, I then hear something behind me. I spin around on one foot and do an about face. I then begin to hear some talking about the show that is about to go on.[/b][/size]
Ringleader: Man I think this show is going to be screwed.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: Why do you say that? Is it because we don't have you know that thing.[/b][/size]
Ringleader: No you idiot! It's because Dorko the clown hasn't shown up yet. He was suppose to be here an hour or so ago, and we can't go on without our clown.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: I just got off the phone with him about 2 hours ago. He said that he would be here so just try to chill out man. As a matter of fact I think I see him standing over at the big top entrance. Let me go and check it out.[/size][/b]
The Lion Tamer walks towards me, as I pull the cigarette out of my mouth blowing smoke in his direction. He comes straight up to my eye level and looks over my suit and up at my face.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: You aren't him who the hell are you? Where is Dorko the clown at?[/b][/size]
Me: Are you serious? I am no one important at the moment. I am no Dorko, the clown for all I can careless what has become of him. Who knows he might be at his crib with a rolled up 50 in his hands snorting a line of coke. That doesn't make no difference to me though.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: How do you know about the cocaine smart ass? Do you have any ideas what the people of this circus could do to you? I could take you with my whip, tie you up and toss you in the lion's cage. What do you think of that idea?[/b][/size]
Me: That sounds like an awesome idea, but I have one better how about. I take this here butterfly knife that I hold in my hands, and slice your face up with it. Then I will take your whip, wrap it around your legs. Will then take you to the top of the lion's cage and let you dangle there, as I and everyone else of the show watches you get stripped all of the way to your bones and eaten by the lion would that be a better idea for you. It sound like a fun one for me anyways hahaha.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: You have quite the twisted point of view mentality. I like that about you, now I am going to ask again how do you know about the cocaine.?[/b][/size]
Me: Man are you still trying to be fucking serious? Anyone can see that this circus isn't right and how two faced it is. You have clowns walking the streets with cocaine trying to sell it to the junkies surrounding this area. You fuckers give clowns and circuses a bad name, that is why I was hired to get rid you guys by any means necessary.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: I am sorry to do this to you but you know way to much clown. So time to say goodbye! Boys get out here and take care of this piece of trash. I am going to let the boss know that we have this fucker cornered.[/b][/size]
As I look around I notice that the people standing around me have shifted. They shifted to the size of pint sized kids with baseball bats and chains. They begin swinging chains, and come after me with the baseball bats. One of the kids cracks me in the legs with the bat and then I look up and notice that its just 2 guys standing around me. They are both strongmen, and they just beat the shit out of me.
I shake my head waking up inside my car, turning my head ever so slightly cracking my neck. I then stretch my arms and speak to myself.[/b][/size]
Me: Holy Shit! That was a realistic dream, that is what I get when I mix tequila with hypnotic. Oh boy well off to the business end. No Circuses this time just a nice ride to the nearest Carnival, with rides and games.[/b][/size]
I pull up to the nearest Carnival around town, and get out of my car stretching my body out. As I come up to the ticket vendor to buy my ticket to get in. I slam down a wad of cash and say one please with my finger. I walk through the gates up to the center of the place looking around.
When I spy someone that looks very familiar, he looks almost like Lil Money. My eyes widened a bit and I rush towards this assailant that looks like Lil. I run and jump up in the air bringing all of my whole body onto the back of this guy. I jump up and then realize it isn't Lil but just some kid. I then turn and walk away from what I just did to that kid.
FADE TO BLACK...Lil I am going to beat you down to there is no tomorrow.[/b][/size]
They head off towards the big top with there parents in their hands, and right past the ticket booth. I stand on the outside of the tent with my butterfly knife in my hands, whipping it around and slamming it closed. I then reach into my pocket pulling out my pack of smokes placing one between my lips and then sparking it up. As I begin to take a drag off of my cigarette, I then hear something behind me. I spin around on one foot and do an about face. I then begin to hear some talking about the show that is about to go on.[/b][/size]
Ringleader: Man I think this show is going to be screwed.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: Why do you say that? Is it because we don't have you know that thing.[/b][/size]
Ringleader: No you idiot! It's because Dorko the clown hasn't shown up yet. He was suppose to be here an hour or so ago, and we can't go on without our clown.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: I just got off the phone with him about 2 hours ago. He said that he would be here so just try to chill out man. As a matter of fact I think I see him standing over at the big top entrance. Let me go and check it out.[/size][/b]
The Lion Tamer walks towards me, as I pull the cigarette out of my mouth blowing smoke in his direction. He comes straight up to my eye level and looks over my suit and up at my face.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: You aren't him who the hell are you? Where is Dorko the clown at?[/b][/size]
Me: Are you serious? I am no one important at the moment. I am no Dorko, the clown for all I can careless what has become of him. Who knows he might be at his crib with a rolled up 50 in his hands snorting a line of coke. That doesn't make no difference to me though.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: How do you know about the cocaine smart ass? Do you have any ideas what the people of this circus could do to you? I could take you with my whip, tie you up and toss you in the lion's cage. What do you think of that idea?[/b][/size]
Me: That sounds like an awesome idea, but I have one better how about. I take this here butterfly knife that I hold in my hands, and slice your face up with it. Then I will take your whip, wrap it around your legs. Will then take you to the top of the lion's cage and let you dangle there, as I and everyone else of the show watches you get stripped all of the way to your bones and eaten by the lion would that be a better idea for you. It sound like a fun one for me anyways hahaha.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: You have quite the twisted point of view mentality. I like that about you, now I am going to ask again how do you know about the cocaine.?[/b][/size]
Me: Man are you still trying to be fucking serious? Anyone can see that this circus isn't right and how two faced it is. You have clowns walking the streets with cocaine trying to sell it to the junkies surrounding this area. You fuckers give clowns and circuses a bad name, that is why I was hired to get rid you guys by any means necessary.[/b][/size]
Lion Tamer: I am sorry to do this to you but you know way to much clown. So time to say goodbye! Boys get out here and take care of this piece of trash. I am going to let the boss know that we have this fucker cornered.[/b][/size]
As I look around I notice that the people standing around me have shifted. They shifted to the size of pint sized kids with baseball bats and chains. They begin swinging chains, and come after me with the baseball bats. One of the kids cracks me in the legs with the bat and then I look up and notice that its just 2 guys standing around me. They are both strongmen, and they just beat the shit out of me.
I shake my head waking up inside my car, turning my head ever so slightly cracking my neck. I then stretch my arms and speak to myself.[/b][/size]
Me: Holy Shit! That was a realistic dream, that is what I get when I mix tequila with hypnotic. Oh boy well off to the business end. No Circuses this time just a nice ride to the nearest Carnival, with rides and games.[/b][/size]
I pull up to the nearest Carnival around town, and get out of my car stretching my body out. As I come up to the ticket vendor to buy my ticket to get in. I slam down a wad of cash and say one please with my finger. I walk through the gates up to the center of the place looking around.
When I spy someone that looks very familiar, he looks almost like Lil Money. My eyes widened a bit and I rush towards this assailant that looks like Lil. I run and jump up in the air bringing all of my whole body onto the back of this guy. I jump up and then realize it isn't Lil but just some kid. I then turn and walk away from what I just did to that kid.
FADE TO BLACK...Lil I am going to beat you down to there is no tomorrow.[/b][/size]
