Post by Jaxson Kyzer on Mar 27, 2010 18:39:06 GMT -5
I sit in my office with my normal entourage of cohorts. My gorgeous girlfriend Natasha, my personal security guard Tong Cat, my tag team part and the new REW Intercontinental Champion Lil Money. The only person missing is my secretary Niko Cade who will be at home nursing a concussion caused from a viscous kick to the head by Infinity for a few weeks. Speaking of Infinity he is now my own personal product so to speak.
Almost as if he were reading my mind he opens the door to my office and enters. You can tell just by the look on his face that he is not happy. He is sporting a bandage on his head from the Skull Fucking I gave him at Retribution. He walks up to my desk his head sulking down in his shoulders. I slam my fist down on my desk and he shoots his head up.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Why the depressed look Infinity? You've just got the best deal of your life I assure you. "
[Infinity] - "Oh is that so? I don't see how being screwed out of a championship that should be mine is any kind of good deal."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "We both know you never had a chance going in to the match in the first place."
[Infinity] - "THATS BULLSHIT JAXSON!"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Whoa whoa whoa! Language my friend. Besides we've got some business to discuss."
[Infinity] - "What kind of business?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "This coming week's Wrath my friend.
From behind my desk I remove a newly bought sledge hammer. The head shines in the light not as bright as all the gold in the office between Lil and myself but still a slight gleam. Infinity looks a bit taken back until I drop the hammer on the desk in front of me. I shoot my eyes back towards the Immortal One.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "No need to fear Finny. You see this is for you. I can see it now Infinity and Lil Money versus KC James in a handicapped Hardcore Match. I expect you to bash him into the ground with this sledgehammer.
[Infinity] - "It's true I can't stand KC but this is just wrong."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Well this will make it a little more fair if KC is somehow victorious which he very well better not be he will get to book Wrath the following week. Which might not set very well for you Infinity."
Infinity does not seem to pleased about this news. Luckily enough that doesn't matter because he is contractually obliged to do what I say. Which reminds me I'm rather thirsty. And since Niko is gone I need a secretary. Infinity is the one who took her out right? Right!
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "So Finny how about you make yourself useful and go get me a Red Bull. As a matter of fact get one for everyone. Hustle kiddo!"
Infinity obviously pissed knows he can do nothing except do what he is asked or I will have his as served to me on a silver platter. He is up and gone to grab the drinks. I look over to Lil Money who looks back with a snicker on his face.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "So kid hows it feel to be a double champion?"
[Lil Money] - "It feels good Jaxson! It feels real good."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "I'm sure it does well it's come to my attention in two weeks we will have to defend our tag team championships. That should be no problem at all trust me!"
[Lil Money] - "Why would I worry?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Thats what I like to hear kid. I think its about time about time we turn REW upside down. John Michael White thinks Dreamkiller becoming the Ring-Wars champion will cause chaos in my house. I'll show these no talent ringers what chaos really is. Baby!"
[Natasha] - "Yes Jaxson?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Go get Blake Worship and inform him he's needed in my office please."
[Natasha] - "Sure thing sweetie."
To Be Continued by: Infinty, Blake, or myself
Almost as if he were reading my mind he opens the door to my office and enters. You can tell just by the look on his face that he is not happy. He is sporting a bandage on his head from the Skull Fucking I gave him at Retribution. He walks up to my desk his head sulking down in his shoulders. I slam my fist down on my desk and he shoots his head up.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Why the depressed look Infinity? You've just got the best deal of your life I assure you. "
[Infinity] - "Oh is that so? I don't see how being screwed out of a championship that should be mine is any kind of good deal."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "We both know you never had a chance going in to the match in the first place."
[Infinity] - "THATS BULLSHIT JAXSON!"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Whoa whoa whoa! Language my friend. Besides we've got some business to discuss."
[Infinity] - "What kind of business?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "This coming week's Wrath my friend.
From behind my desk I remove a newly bought sledge hammer. The head shines in the light not as bright as all the gold in the office between Lil and myself but still a slight gleam. Infinity looks a bit taken back until I drop the hammer on the desk in front of me. I shoot my eyes back towards the Immortal One.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "No need to fear Finny. You see this is for you. I can see it now Infinity and Lil Money versus KC James in a handicapped Hardcore Match. I expect you to bash him into the ground with this sledgehammer.
[Infinity] - "It's true I can't stand KC but this is just wrong."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Well this will make it a little more fair if KC is somehow victorious which he very well better not be he will get to book Wrath the following week. Which might not set very well for you Infinity."
Infinity does not seem to pleased about this news. Luckily enough that doesn't matter because he is contractually obliged to do what I say. Which reminds me I'm rather thirsty. And since Niko is gone I need a secretary. Infinity is the one who took her out right? Right!
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "So Finny how about you make yourself useful and go get me a Red Bull. As a matter of fact get one for everyone. Hustle kiddo!"
Infinity obviously pissed knows he can do nothing except do what he is asked or I will have his as served to me on a silver platter. He is up and gone to grab the drinks. I look over to Lil Money who looks back with a snicker on his face.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "So kid hows it feel to be a double champion?"
[Lil Money] - "It feels good Jaxson! It feels real good."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "I'm sure it does well it's come to my attention in two weeks we will have to defend our tag team championships. That should be no problem at all trust me!"
[Lil Money] - "Why would I worry?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Thats what I like to hear kid. I think its about time about time we turn REW upside down. John Michael White thinks Dreamkiller becoming the Ring-Wars champion will cause chaos in my house. I'll show these no talent ringers what chaos really is. Baby!"
[Natasha] - "Yes Jaxson?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Go get Blake Worship and inform him he's needed in my office please."
[Natasha] - "Sure thing sweetie."
To Be Continued by: Infinty, Blake, or myself
