Post by Jaxson Kyzer on Mar 5, 2010 15:02:39 GMT -5
So Scotty has lowered himself once again to the usage of this bottom dollar hussy as his commissioner in the land of Real Extreme Wrestling. I mean Icy Cold can't keep her own monster snatch under control much less a federation full of ringers highly more talented than she.
I shake my head in disgust as I watch the monitor from the back on my helicopter lowering down upon the roof of the REW Starmaker Arena. Upon my right shoulder glistening is one half of the REW's prestigious Tag Team Championships. To my left? A gorgeous brunette by the name of Natasha.
As my helicopter comes to a stop I exit and help Natasha out. I grab a briefcase from the copter and give the pilot a nice two finger salute and he's on his way. I readjust the gold on my shoulder and take the hand of my buxom beauty and we are on our way and of course an impact will be made. I am Jaxson Kyzer impact is a given.
Upon entry to the building I am stopped by security head Apocalypse . They inform me that Icy Cold is aware of my arrival to the arena and I have been banned entry. Like that is gonna set with me. I hand my championship and briefcase to Natasha and immediately begin to unbutton the cuffs of my dress shirt. Right as I am about to remove my sports coat none other than Scotty Raven himself appears and informs Apoc that his previous order is now defunct.
Natasha and I follow the CEO of the company to his office. I of course get myself back together along the way. Through the halls we journey passing by all of the big names of the REW who all still wish to someday have a name as big as Jaxson Kyzer. You know the John Michael White's, the K.C. James' the Aaron Holiday's all wishing they could be even a quarter the man I am.
Finally we arrive at the office of Mr. Raven. Natasha and I follow him inside and the door is shut behind us for certain privacy issues. But I guess I'll fill you in on what exactly transpires.
[Scotty Raven] - "So Jaxson I understand you have some business to discuss my friend?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Friend haha what brash choice of words."
[Scotty Raven] - "Huh?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Scotty! Scotty! Scotty! Friend insinuates mutual personal regard. I hate to inform you we don't share that."
[Scotty Raven] - "Ummm alrighty then. Why exactly are you here Jaxson?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "I work here Scotty! You know that. I'm just so damn injury prone I had to take some time off. Remember our phone conversation?"
[Scotty Raven] - "I do remember it vividly. I also can't help but to feel as there is some other motive behind your return. There usually is."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Oh Scotsdale you amuse me, but all in all you know me very well. You see I spoke with your son James a few weeks ago after you and he has just had a very touching father son moment. Do you remember that moment Scotty?"
[Scotty Raven] - "Of course. James told me he wasn't much for the in-ring aspect of the business but he wanted more of an authorative roll. "
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "And what happened after that Scotty? Don't be short with me, you know my temper."
[Scotty Raven] - "If you know why the third degree Jaxson."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - " Seth and myself both own one percent of the REW empire Scotty. The other ninety-eighty percent was your right?"
[Scotty Raven] - "Yes until I gave half of my stock in the company to James. I decided what better way to make up for not being their in his childhood than to run the company side by side."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - " What a surprisingly rare yet noble fatherly feat Scotty. You and James both now own forty-nine percent of the REW. Not ninety-eight percent but still very impressive. You've worked hard creating this Scotty I know better than anybody the blood, sweat, and dollars you've put into making this thing work. "
[Scotty Raven] - "REW is my life Jaxson. Anybody who knows me knows that."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "HAHA! You're pathetic! Your life is now in my hands."
[Scotty Raven] - "What are you tal..."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Shut your damn mouth! You were never a father to James. The only thing he ever had close to a father was me! Thats why immediately after you signed forty-nine percent of Real Extreme Wrestling over to him he signed it over to me. I am now majority stock holder in the REW with fifty percent. In other words I'm your boss!"
[Scotty Raven] - "James wouldn't do that to me! I don't believe it!"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Color me surprised! Natasha, sweetheart my briefcase."
Natasha hands the briefcase to me and I open it. Inside are tons of papers and a manila folder. I toss the folder at Scotty as I to my feet slamming my case shut in the process. Scotty's jaw drops in disbelief that everything he has worked so hard for is now mine.
I slam my fist down on the desk as Scotty's eye dart from the folder to me. A huge smirk appears on my face. As I walk around the desk and put a hand on his shoulder.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Scotty if you could be out of my office in two hours I'd be much obliged. Come on baby lets go check out our company."
[Natasha] - "Ok haha. Jaxson is Chris York here, he's so dreamy."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "SHUT UP!"
I shake my head in disgust as I watch the monitor from the back on my helicopter lowering down upon the roof of the REW Starmaker Arena. Upon my right shoulder glistening is one half of the REW's prestigious Tag Team Championships. To my left? A gorgeous brunette by the name of Natasha.
As my helicopter comes to a stop I exit and help Natasha out. I grab a briefcase from the copter and give the pilot a nice two finger salute and he's on his way. I readjust the gold on my shoulder and take the hand of my buxom beauty and we are on our way and of course an impact will be made. I am Jaxson Kyzer impact is a given.
Upon entry to the building I am stopped by security head Apocalypse . They inform me that Icy Cold is aware of my arrival to the arena and I have been banned entry. Like that is gonna set with me. I hand my championship and briefcase to Natasha and immediately begin to unbutton the cuffs of my dress shirt. Right as I am about to remove my sports coat none other than Scotty Raven himself appears and informs Apoc that his previous order is now defunct.
Natasha and I follow the CEO of the company to his office. I of course get myself back together along the way. Through the halls we journey passing by all of the big names of the REW who all still wish to someday have a name as big as Jaxson Kyzer. You know the John Michael White's, the K.C. James' the Aaron Holiday's all wishing they could be even a quarter the man I am.
Finally we arrive at the office of Mr. Raven. Natasha and I follow him inside and the door is shut behind us for certain privacy issues. But I guess I'll fill you in on what exactly transpires.
[Scotty Raven] - "So Jaxson I understand you have some business to discuss my friend?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Friend haha what brash choice of words."
[Scotty Raven] - "Huh?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Scotty! Scotty! Scotty! Friend insinuates mutual personal regard. I hate to inform you we don't share that."
[Scotty Raven] - "Ummm alrighty then. Why exactly are you here Jaxson?"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "I work here Scotty! You know that. I'm just so damn injury prone I had to take some time off. Remember our phone conversation?"
[Scotty Raven] - "I do remember it vividly. I also can't help but to feel as there is some other motive behind your return. There usually is."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Oh Scotsdale you amuse me, but all in all you know me very well. You see I spoke with your son James a few weeks ago after you and he has just had a very touching father son moment. Do you remember that moment Scotty?"
[Scotty Raven] - "Of course. James told me he wasn't much for the in-ring aspect of the business but he wanted more of an authorative roll. "
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "And what happened after that Scotty? Don't be short with me, you know my temper."
[Scotty Raven] - "If you know why the third degree Jaxson."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - " Seth and myself both own one percent of the REW empire Scotty. The other ninety-eighty percent was your right?"
[Scotty Raven] - "Yes until I gave half of my stock in the company to James. I decided what better way to make up for not being their in his childhood than to run the company side by side."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - " What a surprisingly rare yet noble fatherly feat Scotty. You and James both now own forty-nine percent of the REW. Not ninety-eight percent but still very impressive. You've worked hard creating this Scotty I know better than anybody the blood, sweat, and dollars you've put into making this thing work. "
[Scotty Raven] - "REW is my life Jaxson. Anybody who knows me knows that."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "HAHA! You're pathetic! Your life is now in my hands."
[Scotty Raven] - "What are you tal..."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Shut your damn mouth! You were never a father to James. The only thing he ever had close to a father was me! Thats why immediately after you signed forty-nine percent of Real Extreme Wrestling over to him he signed it over to me. I am now majority stock holder in the REW with fifty percent. In other words I'm your boss!"
[Scotty Raven] - "James wouldn't do that to me! I don't believe it!"
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Color me surprised! Natasha, sweetheart my briefcase."
Natasha hands the briefcase to me and I open it. Inside are tons of papers and a manila folder. I toss the folder at Scotty as I to my feet slamming my case shut in the process. Scotty's jaw drops in disbelief that everything he has worked so hard for is now mine.
I slam my fist down on the desk as Scotty's eye dart from the folder to me. A huge smirk appears on my face. As I walk around the desk and put a hand on his shoulder.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "Scotty if you could be out of my office in two hours I'd be much obliged. Come on baby lets go check out our company."
[Natasha] - "Ok haha. Jaxson is Chris York here, he's so dreamy."
[Jaxson Kyzer] - "SHUT UP!"
