Post by johnmwhite on Mar 1, 2010 19:16:58 GMT -5
--We join REW TV the night after a hellacious Aftermath, with the crowd going wild awaiting another exciting night of action and suspense in Real Extreme Wrestling.--
Allyson: Hello, you're joining us on REW TV the night after a hellacious Aftermath. The crowd is going wild, awaiting another exciting night of action and suspense in Real Extreme Wrestling!
--Get your own damn material. Anyway, the spotlights whirl across the crowd, spiralling so fast they likely cause a few seizures, but at least REW has a good lawyer on their side. The lightshow flashes to a crescendo, then slowly all spotlights revolve to centre on the hexagoned circle, the REW Ring. It has been draped with a plush black carpet. Red ribbons hang from the black ring posts, freshly repainted for the occasion. Even the scarlet ropes look tauter, renewed. And in the centre of it all, a modern, curving black lectern, its bracket awaiting a very particular microphone.--
Simon: Last night, the war between Aaron Holiday and John Michael White reached a critical point.
--Stills of the PPV are displayed, depicting the vicious battles between the Holidays and the Trinity, alternating between shots of JMW and a bloodied Aaron Holiday, and the fight between Andrea and Icy.--
Allyson: Earlier in the night, Andrea put Icy Holiday in the hospital with a kick to the head, and accompanied her there herself, to ensure she couldn't interfere in the title match headlining the show.
Simon: In that match, Aaron had an ace up his sleeve, bringing down Razor Sharp to oversee proceedings as the special enforcer. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough...
--We see a shot of the match's end game, John Michael White having Aaron Holiday's head and arm knotted up tight in the Angel Wing Submission Hold. The Outlaw's hand hovers just over the mat, a second before tapping once more to the lawyer.--
Allyson: John Michael White won another encounter between the lawyer and the Outlaw, and now we have to face...
Simon: Now we have the pleasure of accepting John Michael White as both Ultra Violent Champion and REW World Champion! Not to mention, the longest reigning Ring Wars World Champion of ALL TIME.
--As if on cue, probably because it was, the lawyer's theme begins to play.--
Amy Lee: Perfect... by nature!
--Out strides the lawyer, in his trademark purple coat, Ring Wars World title over the shoulder, and around his waist the new, beautiful REW World Championship. And as for the Ultra Violent Championship, thirty pounds of gold and immeasurable quantities of blood, sweat, tears and the soul of the Outlaw Aaron Holiday... that now holds itself to the slim waist of the waif-like nurse, Andrea.--
Allyson: You've got to be kidding me.
--The lawyer, like a lizard under the sun, sucks in the noise of the crowd and breaks out that devilish grin. He reaches out to his companion, gesturing for her to give a twirl. Obliging, Andrea turns in a circle, her own face bright with a manic smile as lights and flashes flare off her new accessory.--
Simon: Wow. All that title means to Holiday, and John Michael White just gives it to his lady friend. I think somebody will be unhappy.
--The lawyer and the nurse stride down to the ring, slip under the ropes together, and before long John Michael White is where he is most comfortable, standing at a podium, an audience before him, and with something to say. From his sleeve he slips the sterling silver microphone, and sets it into its bracket before beginning his address.--
John Michael White: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Champion speaking... oh, and I am your champion. Am I ever. You see, I am both the Ring Wars World Champion and now, after another victory over Aaron Holiday, I am the Real... Extreme... Wrestling World Champion as well. Refugees from Sin City, you never could escape me, and those who pledge their allegiance to the flag of REW and drink Scotty Raven's kool-aid, now you have to live with me as your poster boy as well. As sure as fate, the gold finds its way into the hands of the lawyer. And sure as fate, the Outlaw Aaron Holiday succumbs to John Michael White.
But no more. Not again. They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Mister Holiday, do you really expect a different result if you step into the ring with me again? You are beaten, old man. I am a glacier, I am the top of the mountain, unmoving, unchanging throughout the ages. The King stays the King! When you bow at my feet and accept your position as my inferior, then I might think about giving you another shot. But I'll tell you one thing, you will NEVER get a chance at my nurse's brand new possession.
--JMW gestures to his nurse again, and Andrea pets the heavy gold belt on her belly. Then, the lawyer steps aside, allowing the nurse to take the microphone.--
Andrea: Thank you, John. You see, back at our hotel last night, John and I had a little match. An 'Ultra Violent' match, involving pillows and comforters and maybe a bottle of lotion, for the esteemed and vaunted Ultra Violent Championship. And I won. Now, I stand before you as Ultra Violent Champion... and as the LAST Ultra Violent Champion. For from this moment forward, I officially retire this belt. There will be no more Ultra Violent Championship matches. UVCW is dead, deader than Ring Wars, and that's pretty damn dead. The last remnants of the old guard have been swept away. It's over, Aaron... and there's nothing you or your pretty little concussed wife can do about it.
--And there she stands, the lawyer at her side, as the successful pair smirk into the camera and await the inevitable interruption.--
