Post by paulhunter on Jun 5, 2008 1:09:08 GMT -5
Wrestler Name: Paul Hunter
Nickname: Extreme Machine
Height: 6'2
Weight: 240lbs
Alignment: Heel
Theme Music: Push It To The Limit
Home Town: New York City, NY
Wrestling History
REW Debut: June 6th 2008
Title History: N/A
Award History: N/A
Past Promotions: Fusion Championship Wrestling
Closest Acquaintance: Chris Thantos
Worst Enemy: Everyone else
Wrestling Information
Wrestling Style: Brawler
Signature Move 1: X Con Slam
Description: Spinebuster
Finishing Move: X BOMB
Description: Powerbomb
Appearance
Wrestler Likeness: Winning
Ring Attire: Blue Jeans, White Tshirt or White tank top
Quotes: I AM TOO...DAMN...EXTREME!!!
The scene opens as Extreme Machine is exiting a door. He is wearing a Revolution X T-Shirt with blue jeans. In his right hand he has a cell phone. As he walks down the halls the camera gets a quick shot of the door he exited marking: Chris Thantos. Extreme Machine looks very pissed and that ice cold stare we have seen in the past seems to be in his eyes.
"Thantos! Thantos! Fuckin asshole! Why? Why!!?"
He is livid and continues to wander the halls. Ace Bradley passes right by him in his loud suit. Extreme Machine looks at him and gives him a shoulder block sending him flying into the wall. The Extreme Machine continues to walk and bumps into Mike Alluponya. Mike Alluponya scared as he sees the look in Extreme Machine's eyes quickly apologizes. But to no avail Extreme Machine grabs him by the suit and gives him a push right into some tables sending Mike up and over the table as papers, pens and pencils go flying all over the place. Finally Extreme Machine turns the corner where the Revolution X lockerroom is.
Outside is Josh Crisis.
Hey Extreme, not sure where the other guys are at. I think I saw Cid walking around with something over his head and eating...well eating something very strange.
Extreme Machine looks at him in confusion.
"Did I fuckin ask you all that?"
Crisis realizing Extreme Machine is not in a good mood and sees that his eyes are in that ice cold state decides to back off.
"Nnno sir."
"Did I tell you to talk back to me son? Did I?? Come here!"
Extreme Machine grabs Josh Crisis by the throat with one hand and chokeslams him right onto the table infront of the lockerroom! Josh Crisis seems really hurt. Extreme Machine looks at him without any remorse whatsoever and picks Crisis by the hair. Extreme Machine throws Crisis into the wall head first and repeatedly slams Crisis head into the wall a few more times. Crisis is cracked wide open and the blood is pouring. Extreme Machine picks up Crisis again but doesn't decrease the attack as he powerslams Crisis onto the hard concrete floor. There is no one in sight. No Payne, no Black, no security! Crisis is on the floor barely moving but Extreme Machine is relentless he grabs Josh Crisis once more and heaves him up for the X BOMB! Crisis head comes smashing down to the floor after the body jerking powerbomb. Extreme Machine looks down at the bloodied body and spits at it.
"Fuck this, you come with me!"
Extreme Machine grabs the camera man and hauls him off to another section of the XHCW Arena. We see the camera moving fast it appears the camera man is running. Finally it stops to a area where posters are shown. The newest poster is a ad for Aprils Warzone with a variety of wrestlers pictures displayed. It seems they are somewhere in the back hallway of the XHCW Arena.
Extreme Machine looking demonic turns to the camera.
"Record this shit. Jay Swift! As you can see I am not a happy man right now! Do you want to know why? Well I am not gonna fuckin tell you! But I DO have some words to say to you!"
Extreme Machine rolls his neck cracking it a few times.
"First off lets talk about your career here in XHCW. I don't wanna hear shit from you about UHWF and fuck NIWF. XHCW is for the big boys. Yeah I signed a contract with UHWF but XHCW is always my first priority. I have told management that and I am letting the world know. So I don't want to hear you mentioning shit about that!"
"Now moving on Jay you have to understand. In this match you are outclassed and outsmarted. See I study my oppenents in depth and then expose them. That is what I have done with you. I beat you out of the ring first mentally, then I beat you in the ring physically."
The camera zooms to Extreme Machine as he has a less then welcoming smile on his face and his eyes wide open almost zombie like.
"Let's start off with the date Febuary 5th 2007. You fought the "All Natural" Nick Kelly. Kelly beats you of course BUT not only do you face a humiliating loss but stipulations say you are to wear womens lingerie. You run around calling people faggots. I'll tell you what though, it doesn't get any faggotier than wrestling in womans lingerie and YES I know FAGGOTIER ain't a fuckin word. Who the fuck do you think you are Webster or Rogets??"
The camera zooms out as Extreme Machine is pointing at the camera.
"You always claim people come to you in a unoriginal way. Jay Swift I promise you here tonight I will come very very very original. At the same time I ask you also come original as well. I don't want to hear your normal shit about Football, Basketball, Baseball or Hockey. I don't want to hear you garbage about some actor or details from a movie and please for god sakes don't mention any old wwe or wcw wrestlers like you tend to do from time to time. Don't try comedy because we saw how that ended up and don't go back to the past with old gimmicks either. Reading you like a book huh?People want to hear new shit from you. No one wants to hear the same shit from this Losing Streak Swift. If you think about it I am doing you a favor. Obviously the shit your doing now is not working. You are on a downhill spiral and going fast at that. Change it up prick!"
"Anyways going back to your career here in XHCW. So you lost to Nick Kelly and have to dress like a bitch. Two weeks later you fight BlackWolf Kash and get your ass handed to you. The next week is Febuary 25th and you have to fight Alex Smith. What happens, Alex doesn't even cut one promo and you went on later that week to win the match. So basically you lost to Nick Kelly, then forced to wear women's lingerie and lost to BW Kash and finally then beat a very very weak no promo-ing Smith. Career suicide if you ask me. What happens though?? You get a Xtreme Title Shot. Fuckin hilarious you lucky asshole."
"The staff at XHCW decided to give you a chance dispite your bitching and complaining in your Alex Smith promos. You know the one where you cry about never getting a push. Did you ever wonder why? Maybe it was comments you made in those sames promos like:"I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SINCE THE DAY I CAME HERE" or how about in that same promo when you said "I HAVEN'T DONE JACK SHIT IN THE XHCW." I am not fuckin around and you know it. I have the promos right here infront of me. February 25th Clash of The Champions check it out for your self."
Extreme Machine gives the camera a look as he gives a deep sigh.
"Continuing with your 'wonderful XHCW career' Jay. Even though not deserved you got the shot for Xtreme Championship against KJ Holliday, a man I fuckin pulverized a few weeks ago almost ending his career. How you became a top contender?? Again still boggles my mind but you beat KJ and finally got XHCW gold. Then you went on to have two title defenses against nobodies in Dean James and Fred X. I am sure you'll agree they are nobodies too. Next you fought my buddy Cid and won. All I can say about that is every idiot wins at least one by luck. Even Southern Mix won one."
Extreme Machine pauses a bit thinking about the idea of Southern Mix actually winning a match. The camera focuses on his mouth giving a slight smirk then panning out to catch Extreme Machine's full body.
"I know how your stupid ass mind thinks. I am sure you are going to tell me that I have fought nobodies as well and I am being hypocritical. No Swift, the difference with me and you is quite simple. You beat lowcarders. I on the other hand dont just simply beat them I end there careers. For example I fought Gore last week, horrible? Yes! But I ended his career. Next Damion Jones at March Madhouse, horrible? Yep! But again I beat the shit out of him and ended his career."
"Again I know how you think so I am sure you are gonna say "but Extreme I made Alex Smith quit." You didn't make him do shit, he wanted to leave and so he did. I have gotten my wins in dominating fashion on more than one occassion, more than you can say!"[/blue]
"Your next match was against someone with a bit of talent and what do you do as soon as you fight someone with some talent here at XHCW? You fuckin choke! Drop the motherfuckin ball! Boxer kicked your ass and thats the bottom line. That belt went to someone who was somewhat worthy of it as oppose to you."
"I am sure by me saying you were not worthy you will go into a rant and rave about beating this person and that person. Keep in mind asshole we are in XHCW. All your other garbage accomplishments elsewhere don't mean shit here I could care less about them."
"That title reign and loss to Boxer proved one thing. You were mediocre before you won the belt...you were medicore while you had the belt...you were medicore when u lost the belt and now you dont have that shiny gold belt, hiding the one true fact that still remains...you are still the same mediocre Jay Swift."
Extreme Machine again pauses and looks down to the concrete floor. He again looks at the camera in a pissed off, ice cold, 'I am Extreme Machine you motherfucka' kind of a way.
"After you lost the belt, you immediately went into a bitchfest. Crying and throwing bitchfits to staff like a fuckin two year old. Man the fuck up Swift. This is a man's business not a business for lame ass pussies. However, I found this to be funny coming from a man that said in a promo versus Dean James - "making yourself look like a fucking idiot when you first came here running your mouth and crying when things weren't going your way and personally, I wasn't whining and crying like a little bitch."
Again Swift hypocritcal. Fuckin pitiful!"
The camera pans up and down on Extreme Machine catching all his Revolution X gear. His black boots has a slight hint of red on them. Possibly blood that was leaking from the head of Josh Crisis from the earlier onslaught.
"Last week Swift, you teamed up with XHCW World Champion, Trax in a quest for the Tag Team Championship. But again what did you do? Drop the ball and choke. You caused Trax the match any maybe even the championship. You were the fuckin weakling on that team. I know it, Trax knows it and so do the rest of the guys in the back."
"While we are on the topic of Trax, just wanna make a brief statement. Now personally I find it no problem being in a stable. Most of the company is comprised of stables. Even you are in a stable. No, I am not going to call guys Penis Prodders, or Pussy Posse or Pack of Pussies or any of that shit. You want your opponents to be original right? No problem. I am talking about Profit Posse. But correct me if I am wrong didn't you say "I DON'T NEED STABLES TO BACK ME UP TO ACCOMPLISH MY GOALS." You also said "ONLY WEAK MOTHERFUCKERS NEED STABLES." Again you think I am bullshitting? Let me know mothafucka and I will show you where in your OWN promos you are being a hypocritcal contradicting bitch. This coming from the man that said in his promo vs. Cid "ALL MY OPPONENTS ARE HYPOCRITES."
You are the real hypocrite and contradictor you fuckin asshole!"
The Extreme Machine seems to be getting further outraged as his face is turning red and his voice gets deeper.
"Now after losing the two matches in a row not only did you continue to bitch and moan like a little girl but you started new tactics. What do I mean? Word is in the lockerroom you have lost your 'MOTIVATION'. Boo fuckin hoo. What the fuck man, this shit ain't singing or dancing. We are in a fuckin business here getting paid to entertain. Motivation my ass. You are a bitch. Do you think Greg Anthony is some self healer like Tony Robbins or something? Do you need a role model?? Wake the fuck up. You are in a match for a chance to be the number 1 contender for the coveted Xtreme Championship what more motivation do you need than that asshole!? No one is here to babysit you. We are all men, even Andrew King...kinda. But if you can't hack it don't make up bullshit excuses. Hit the fuckin road. We don't fuckin need mopers and crybabies around the lockerrooms. Fuck that this is XHCW a place filled with legends, hall of famers and future hall of famers. We don't need lames like you.
'I don't have motivation'...fuckin amateur. Can't say that I am surprised...coming from you."
"You want motivation? You told KJ Holliday in a promo that he was a jobber for the stars. You told him you defeated top notch wrestlers. Who Fred X? Or was it Alex Smith?? You lost to Kash in a dress. You lost to Nick Kelly. You lost to Boxer and most recently you lost to Reaper and Kash. Seems like you are the one jobbing to the stars don't you think? What the fuck there is your motivation asshole."
"Another thing when you fought Fred X you gave him some advice that went something like this "Promo 101 bitch, when you cut a promo, it’s supposed to ADDRESS YOUR OPPONENT AT ALL TIMES!" however according to your promos Swift you do the exact opposite. Sometimes you go in far off tangents. Again, think I am lying? Try me mothafucka! I will show you each and every spot you make that mistake. Half the time you are talking to that bitch Violet about complete bullshit that has nothing to do with your match."
"Oh and I am sorry. I forgot you don't like it when people call woman bitch or slut or whore.....but if my memory serves me correctly in your promos to Alex Smith you made comments like these - "Who gives a fuck if Alex Smith is in love with a slut named Gemma." Or how about these nice words you did in the promos against BW Kash
"Management wanted to build up some bullshit feud between me and that whore Kerrie Maddox so in order to do that, they had her be Kash's manager for the evening. Also, another stupid whore by the name of Marina Valdivia just so happened to be the number one contender to the Women's Championship and my manager at the time and she was also facing Seth Matthews' bitch UFO that same night."
"Wait lets not forget Lesson Promo 102 that Swift gave to Cid Black in his promos: Promo 102 Cid, you do not say anything that favors your opponent because not only does it make you look bad, but it shows everyone that you are expecting to lose. You say this yet when you fought Nick Kelly you had his dick and balls so far down your throat it was disgusting. "You are this Nick, and you are that Nick." Geez get off Kelly's fuckin nutsack!
There we have it ladies and gentleman. Another fuckin example of punk ass Swift being hypocritical."
"Swift I am sure your asking yourself why the fuck has Extreme Machine gone and dissected my promos like this and come after me with my own stuff. Simple, I think YOU put it best when you did you promo against Fred X. It went something like this "You see, Fred, whenever anybody cuts a promo, I listen closely and then completely criticize them on any irrelevant shit that they have to say. That’s how I roll. I turn around their shit and turn it against them, just like I’m about to do to your shit right now. "
How does it feel to be shot with your own gun fuckface?"
Extreme Machine now pauses for several seconds. He looks up to the camera as his eyes are now transforming to a bloodshot state. He grits his teeth down as his face gets red. Extreme Machine moves in on the conclusion to this heart wrenching promo.
"So Mr. Ticket seller, main eventer, Mr. Controversy, Mr. Impact Player how are you gonna handle this one? Let me guess.
You are gonna say I am a rookie noob? Then you better hope this rookie noob doesn't kick your unmotivated ass.
You are gonna make stupid jokes about me being in prison? Swift and you talked about being unoriginal?
Gonna make idiotic jokes about me being in Revolution X? Be careful not to contradict yourself again about stables there guy.
You gonna say I haven't fought anyone noteworthy? I know I haven't thats why I ended there careers. Who have you fought noteworthy in XHCW and actually won Jay? Fred X?
You gonna say I used all your words against you in my promos? Isn't that what you told Fred X you do?
You are gonna say I shot two promos in two days? Excuse my fuckin work rate bitch! Someone has to hype this match up to put the asses in the seats to watch it. We are entertainers we bring in the cash. Obviously I have to carry the weight for this fuckin match.
Swift your so fuckin predictable. I know how you are gonna come at me if you DARE to even come at me. I just sent you a barrage of bullets and you have nothing to come back at me with. I just blurted all your ammo you were gonna use against me. YOU NOW HAVE NO OFFENSE!...Now tell these people watching home and the guys backstage something they DON'T already know about me you fuckin prick! I am wearing a bulletproof vest and nothing you say or do can harm me. I will remain unphased and unbeaten. Rumor has it you like to go emo. So don't go cutting yourself to shreds on my account. After our match on Monday Genocide Jay Swift you will realize that your finished. At such a young age you will decide to put your career to a end, thats if I don't put an end to it first. Think about your retirement papers boy get them signed and ready because you will need them."
"You have to understand one thing Swift, you may have the experience but right now I am on the uprise and you are the sinking falling wrestler. We are both at two different levels going two different directions. One is headed for early
retirement and one is headed for greatness. People have asked me 'Extreme Machine do you think this is the biggest match of your career? Are you going to use this match as a stepping stone to catapault your career?' My answer is simply NO, Jay is a never was how can I catapault my career using him? A stepping stone? More like a small rock you kick when you see it on the street if you ask me. My stepping stone and catapault will be the Xtreme Championship. If I have to go through Jay Swift to get it then so be it. No one is stopping me. I see gold and I am going after it. Jay Swift you can try and stop me Monday Night at Genocide but when you step into that ring, like everyone else, you will enter with fear and cowardice and you will look death deep in its ice cold eyes. I will destroy you and knock you right the fuck back down to hell where you belong just like I have done with everyone else that has come across my way, because when you enter that ring you will be entering Hell with me as your host and you will know the true meaning of why I say:
The camera pans out as Extreme Machine walks away going the opposite direction of the halls. He seems to be walking back to the Revolution X lockerroom with alot on his mind. What did "Professional Wrestling's Original Loose Cannon" Chris Thantos say to bring about this massive surge from the Extreme One? Only time will tell. The camera slowly fades to black as Extreme Machine makes his way off camera. [/size]
Nickname: Extreme Machine
Height: 6'2
Weight: 240lbs
Alignment: Heel
Theme Music: Push It To The Limit
Home Town: New York City, NY
Wrestling History
REW Debut: June 6th 2008
Title History: N/A
Award History: N/A
Past Promotions: Fusion Championship Wrestling
Closest Acquaintance: Chris Thantos
Worst Enemy: Everyone else
Wrestling Information
Wrestling Style: Brawler
Signature Move 1: X Con Slam
Description: Spinebuster
Finishing Move: X BOMB
Description: Powerbomb
Appearance
Wrestler Likeness: Winning
Ring Attire: Blue Jeans, White Tshirt or White tank top
Quotes: I AM TOO...DAMN...EXTREME!!!
SAMPLE RP
THE SINGLE HANDED DESTRUCTION OF JAY SWIFT
The scene opens as Extreme Machine is exiting a door. He is wearing a Revolution X T-Shirt with blue jeans. In his right hand he has a cell phone. As he walks down the halls the camera gets a quick shot of the door he exited marking: Chris Thantos. Extreme Machine looks very pissed and that ice cold stare we have seen in the past seems to be in his eyes.
"Thantos! Thantos! Fuckin asshole! Why? Why!!?"
He is livid and continues to wander the halls. Ace Bradley passes right by him in his loud suit. Extreme Machine looks at him and gives him a shoulder block sending him flying into the wall. The Extreme Machine continues to walk and bumps into Mike Alluponya. Mike Alluponya scared as he sees the look in Extreme Machine's eyes quickly apologizes. But to no avail Extreme Machine grabs him by the suit and gives him a push right into some tables sending Mike up and over the table as papers, pens and pencils go flying all over the place. Finally Extreme Machine turns the corner where the Revolution X lockerroom is.
Outside is Josh Crisis.
Hey Extreme, not sure where the other guys are at. I think I saw Cid walking around with something over his head and eating...well eating something very strange.
Extreme Machine looks at him in confusion.
"Did I fuckin ask you all that?"
Crisis realizing Extreme Machine is not in a good mood and sees that his eyes are in that ice cold state decides to back off.
"Nnno sir."
"Did I tell you to talk back to me son? Did I?? Come here!"
Extreme Machine grabs Josh Crisis by the throat with one hand and chokeslams him right onto the table infront of the lockerroom! Josh Crisis seems really hurt. Extreme Machine looks at him without any remorse whatsoever and picks Crisis by the hair. Extreme Machine throws Crisis into the wall head first and repeatedly slams Crisis head into the wall a few more times. Crisis is cracked wide open and the blood is pouring. Extreme Machine picks up Crisis again but doesn't decrease the attack as he powerslams Crisis onto the hard concrete floor. There is no one in sight. No Payne, no Black, no security! Crisis is on the floor barely moving but Extreme Machine is relentless he grabs Josh Crisis once more and heaves him up for the X BOMB! Crisis head comes smashing down to the floor after the body jerking powerbomb. Extreme Machine looks down at the bloodied body and spits at it.
"Fuck this, you come with me!"
Extreme Machine grabs the camera man and hauls him off to another section of the XHCW Arena. We see the camera moving fast it appears the camera man is running. Finally it stops to a area where posters are shown. The newest poster is a ad for Aprils Warzone with a variety of wrestlers pictures displayed. It seems they are somewhere in the back hallway of the XHCW Arena.
Extreme Machine looking demonic turns to the camera.
"Record this shit. Jay Swift! As you can see I am not a happy man right now! Do you want to know why? Well I am not gonna fuckin tell you! But I DO have some words to say to you!"
Extreme Machine rolls his neck cracking it a few times.
"First off lets talk about your career here in XHCW. I don't wanna hear shit from you about UHWF and fuck NIWF. XHCW is for the big boys. Yeah I signed a contract with UHWF but XHCW is always my first priority. I have told management that and I am letting the world know. So I don't want to hear you mentioning shit about that!"
"Now moving on Jay you have to understand. In this match you are outclassed and outsmarted. See I study my oppenents in depth and then expose them. That is what I have done with you. I beat you out of the ring first mentally, then I beat you in the ring physically."
The camera zooms to Extreme Machine as he has a less then welcoming smile on his face and his eyes wide open almost zombie like.
"Let's start off with the date Febuary 5th 2007. You fought the "All Natural" Nick Kelly. Kelly beats you of course BUT not only do you face a humiliating loss but stipulations say you are to wear womens lingerie. You run around calling people faggots. I'll tell you what though, it doesn't get any faggotier than wrestling in womans lingerie and YES I know FAGGOTIER ain't a fuckin word. Who the fuck do you think you are Webster or Rogets??"
The camera zooms out as Extreme Machine is pointing at the camera.
"You always claim people come to you in a unoriginal way. Jay Swift I promise you here tonight I will come very very very original. At the same time I ask you also come original as well. I don't want to hear your normal shit about Football, Basketball, Baseball or Hockey. I don't want to hear you garbage about some actor or details from a movie and please for god sakes don't mention any old wwe or wcw wrestlers like you tend to do from time to time. Don't try comedy because we saw how that ended up and don't go back to the past with old gimmicks either. Reading you like a book huh?People want to hear new shit from you. No one wants to hear the same shit from this Losing Streak Swift. If you think about it I am doing you a favor. Obviously the shit your doing now is not working. You are on a downhill spiral and going fast at that. Change it up prick!"
"Anyways going back to your career here in XHCW. So you lost to Nick Kelly and have to dress like a bitch. Two weeks later you fight BlackWolf Kash and get your ass handed to you. The next week is Febuary 25th and you have to fight Alex Smith. What happens, Alex doesn't even cut one promo and you went on later that week to win the match. So basically you lost to Nick Kelly, then forced to wear women's lingerie and lost to BW Kash and finally then beat a very very weak no promo-ing Smith. Career suicide if you ask me. What happens though?? You get a Xtreme Title Shot. Fuckin hilarious you lucky asshole."
"The staff at XHCW decided to give you a chance dispite your bitching and complaining in your Alex Smith promos. You know the one where you cry about never getting a push. Did you ever wonder why? Maybe it was comments you made in those sames promos like:"I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SINCE THE DAY I CAME HERE" or how about in that same promo when you said "I HAVEN'T DONE JACK SHIT IN THE XHCW." I am not fuckin around and you know it. I have the promos right here infront of me. February 25th Clash of The Champions check it out for your self."
Extreme Machine gives the camera a look as he gives a deep sigh.
"Continuing with your 'wonderful XHCW career' Jay. Even though not deserved you got the shot for Xtreme Championship against KJ Holliday, a man I fuckin pulverized a few weeks ago almost ending his career. How you became a top contender?? Again still boggles my mind but you beat KJ and finally got XHCW gold. Then you went on to have two title defenses against nobodies in Dean James and Fred X. I am sure you'll agree they are nobodies too. Next you fought my buddy Cid and won. All I can say about that is every idiot wins at least one by luck. Even Southern Mix won one."
Extreme Machine pauses a bit thinking about the idea of Southern Mix actually winning a match. The camera focuses on his mouth giving a slight smirk then panning out to catch Extreme Machine's full body.
"I know how your stupid ass mind thinks. I am sure you are going to tell me that I have fought nobodies as well and I am being hypocritical. No Swift, the difference with me and you is quite simple. You beat lowcarders. I on the other hand dont just simply beat them I end there careers. For example I fought Gore last week, horrible? Yes! But I ended his career. Next Damion Jones at March Madhouse, horrible? Yep! But again I beat the shit out of him and ended his career."
"Again I know how you think so I am sure you are gonna say "but Extreme I made Alex Smith quit." You didn't make him do shit, he wanted to leave and so he did. I have gotten my wins in dominating fashion on more than one occassion, more than you can say!"[/blue]
"Your next match was against someone with a bit of talent and what do you do as soon as you fight someone with some talent here at XHCW? You fuckin choke! Drop the motherfuckin ball! Boxer kicked your ass and thats the bottom line. That belt went to someone who was somewhat worthy of it as oppose to you."
"I am sure by me saying you were not worthy you will go into a rant and rave about beating this person and that person. Keep in mind asshole we are in XHCW. All your other garbage accomplishments elsewhere don't mean shit here I could care less about them."
"That title reign and loss to Boxer proved one thing. You were mediocre before you won the belt...you were medicore while you had the belt...you were medicore when u lost the belt and now you dont have that shiny gold belt, hiding the one true fact that still remains...you are still the same mediocre Jay Swift."
Extreme Machine again pauses and looks down to the concrete floor. He again looks at the camera in a pissed off, ice cold, 'I am Extreme Machine you motherfucka' kind of a way.
"After you lost the belt, you immediately went into a bitchfest. Crying and throwing bitchfits to staff like a fuckin two year old. Man the fuck up Swift. This is a man's business not a business for lame ass pussies. However, I found this to be funny coming from a man that said in a promo versus Dean James - "making yourself look like a fucking idiot when you first came here running your mouth and crying when things weren't going your way and personally, I wasn't whining and crying like a little bitch."
Again Swift hypocritcal. Fuckin pitiful!"
The camera pans up and down on Extreme Machine catching all his Revolution X gear. His black boots has a slight hint of red on them. Possibly blood that was leaking from the head of Josh Crisis from the earlier onslaught.
"Last week Swift, you teamed up with XHCW World Champion, Trax in a quest for the Tag Team Championship. But again what did you do? Drop the ball and choke. You caused Trax the match any maybe even the championship. You were the fuckin weakling on that team. I know it, Trax knows it and so do the rest of the guys in the back."
"While we are on the topic of Trax, just wanna make a brief statement. Now personally I find it no problem being in a stable. Most of the company is comprised of stables. Even you are in a stable. No, I am not going to call guys Penis Prodders, or Pussy Posse or Pack of Pussies or any of that shit. You want your opponents to be original right? No problem. I am talking about Profit Posse. But correct me if I am wrong didn't you say "I DON'T NEED STABLES TO BACK ME UP TO ACCOMPLISH MY GOALS." You also said "ONLY WEAK MOTHERFUCKERS NEED STABLES." Again you think I am bullshitting? Let me know mothafucka and I will show you where in your OWN promos you are being a hypocritcal contradicting bitch. This coming from the man that said in his promo vs. Cid "ALL MY OPPONENTS ARE HYPOCRITES."
You are the real hypocrite and contradictor you fuckin asshole!"
The Extreme Machine seems to be getting further outraged as his face is turning red and his voice gets deeper.
"Now after losing the two matches in a row not only did you continue to bitch and moan like a little girl but you started new tactics. What do I mean? Word is in the lockerroom you have lost your 'MOTIVATION'. Boo fuckin hoo. What the fuck man, this shit ain't singing or dancing. We are in a fuckin business here getting paid to entertain. Motivation my ass. You are a bitch. Do you think Greg Anthony is some self healer like Tony Robbins or something? Do you need a role model?? Wake the fuck up. You are in a match for a chance to be the number 1 contender for the coveted Xtreme Championship what more motivation do you need than that asshole!? No one is here to babysit you. We are all men, even Andrew King...kinda. But if you can't hack it don't make up bullshit excuses. Hit the fuckin road. We don't fuckin need mopers and crybabies around the lockerrooms. Fuck that this is XHCW a place filled with legends, hall of famers and future hall of famers. We don't need lames like you.
'I don't have motivation'...fuckin amateur. Can't say that I am surprised...coming from you."
"You want motivation? You told KJ Holliday in a promo that he was a jobber for the stars. You told him you defeated top notch wrestlers. Who Fred X? Or was it Alex Smith?? You lost to Kash in a dress. You lost to Nick Kelly. You lost to Boxer and most recently you lost to Reaper and Kash. Seems like you are the one jobbing to the stars don't you think? What the fuck there is your motivation asshole."
"Another thing when you fought Fred X you gave him some advice that went something like this "Promo 101 bitch, when you cut a promo, it’s supposed to ADDRESS YOUR OPPONENT AT ALL TIMES!" however according to your promos Swift you do the exact opposite. Sometimes you go in far off tangents. Again, think I am lying? Try me mothafucka! I will show you each and every spot you make that mistake. Half the time you are talking to that bitch Violet about complete bullshit that has nothing to do with your match."
"Oh and I am sorry. I forgot you don't like it when people call woman bitch or slut or whore.....but if my memory serves me correctly in your promos to Alex Smith you made comments like these - "Who gives a fuck if Alex Smith is in love with a slut named Gemma." Or how about these nice words you did in the promos against BW Kash
"Management wanted to build up some bullshit feud between me and that whore Kerrie Maddox so in order to do that, they had her be Kash's manager for the evening. Also, another stupid whore by the name of Marina Valdivia just so happened to be the number one contender to the Women's Championship and my manager at the time and she was also facing Seth Matthews' bitch UFO that same night."
"Wait lets not forget Lesson Promo 102 that Swift gave to Cid Black in his promos: Promo 102 Cid, you do not say anything that favors your opponent because not only does it make you look bad, but it shows everyone that you are expecting to lose. You say this yet when you fought Nick Kelly you had his dick and balls so far down your throat it was disgusting. "You are this Nick, and you are that Nick." Geez get off Kelly's fuckin nutsack!
There we have it ladies and gentleman. Another fuckin example of punk ass Swift being hypocritical."
"Swift I am sure your asking yourself why the fuck has Extreme Machine gone and dissected my promos like this and come after me with my own stuff. Simple, I think YOU put it best when you did you promo against Fred X. It went something like this "You see, Fred, whenever anybody cuts a promo, I listen closely and then completely criticize them on any irrelevant shit that they have to say. That’s how I roll. I turn around their shit and turn it against them, just like I’m about to do to your shit right now. "
How does it feel to be shot with your own gun fuckface?"
Extreme Machine now pauses for several seconds. He looks up to the camera as his eyes are now transforming to a bloodshot state. He grits his teeth down as his face gets red. Extreme Machine moves in on the conclusion to this heart wrenching promo.
"So Mr. Ticket seller, main eventer, Mr. Controversy, Mr. Impact Player how are you gonna handle this one? Let me guess.
You are gonna say I am a rookie noob? Then you better hope this rookie noob doesn't kick your unmotivated ass.
You are gonna make stupid jokes about me being in prison? Swift and you talked about being unoriginal?
Gonna make idiotic jokes about me being in Revolution X? Be careful not to contradict yourself again about stables there guy.
You gonna say I haven't fought anyone noteworthy? I know I haven't thats why I ended there careers. Who have you fought noteworthy in XHCW and actually won Jay? Fred X?
You gonna say I used all your words against you in my promos? Isn't that what you told Fred X you do?
You are gonna say I shot two promos in two days? Excuse my fuckin work rate bitch! Someone has to hype this match up to put the asses in the seats to watch it. We are entertainers we bring in the cash. Obviously I have to carry the weight for this fuckin match.
Swift your so fuckin predictable. I know how you are gonna come at me if you DARE to even come at me. I just sent you a barrage of bullets and you have nothing to come back at me with. I just blurted all your ammo you were gonna use against me. YOU NOW HAVE NO OFFENSE!...Now tell these people watching home and the guys backstage something they DON'T already know about me you fuckin prick! I am wearing a bulletproof vest and nothing you say or do can harm me. I will remain unphased and unbeaten. Rumor has it you like to go emo. So don't go cutting yourself to shreds on my account. After our match on Monday Genocide Jay Swift you will realize that your finished. At such a young age you will decide to put your career to a end, thats if I don't put an end to it first. Think about your retirement papers boy get them signed and ready because you will need them."
"You have to understand one thing Swift, you may have the experience but right now I am on the uprise and you are the sinking falling wrestler. We are both at two different levels going two different directions. One is headed for early
retirement and one is headed for greatness. People have asked me 'Extreme Machine do you think this is the biggest match of your career? Are you going to use this match as a stepping stone to catapault your career?' My answer is simply NO, Jay is a never was how can I catapault my career using him? A stepping stone? More like a small rock you kick when you see it on the street if you ask me. My stepping stone and catapault will be the Xtreme Championship. If I have to go through Jay Swift to get it then so be it. No one is stopping me. I see gold and I am going after it. Jay Swift you can try and stop me Monday Night at Genocide but when you step into that ring, like everyone else, you will enter with fear and cowardice and you will look death deep in its ice cold eyes. I will destroy you and knock you right the fuck back down to hell where you belong just like I have done with everyone else that has come across my way, because when you enter that ring you will be entering Hell with me as your host and you will know the true meaning of why I say:
I AM JUST...TOO...DAMN...EXTREME!!!
The camera pans out as Extreme Machine walks away going the opposite direction of the halls. He seems to be walking back to the Revolution X lockerroom with alot on his mind. What did "Professional Wrestling's Original Loose Cannon" Chris Thantos say to bring about this massive surge from the Extreme One? Only time will tell. The camera slowly fades to black as Extreme Machine makes his way off camera. [/size]