Post by The Outlaw on Feb 7, 2010 23:13:17 GMT -5
*PSSSHHHHHH*....*PSSSHHHH*....The Outlaw takes a few steps back examining his own handy work. The one red painted black door was now a shade of lime green matching the color of the bottle of spray paint in the hands of Aaron Holiday. Aaron reached down to turn the knob realizing that he forgot for a breif second it was shattered with the blow of a baseball bat, damn whoever made those cheap indoor locks huh?
Never the less Holiday steps through the door and fumbles around in the darkness searching for a light switch, at last he finds one and for once the world sees what the shadows always hide...
*GASP*
[Holiday]"God damn, no wonder he never turns the lights on!"
From wall to wall posters of Americas Youth adorn the wall, some highlighting John vs The Rac while others main attention is The Rac(k) of Lady Death. Set up on top of the desk is a camera and mic, the equipment good 'ol Johnny boy has been using to beg the masses to kiss his ass, the perfect brodcast both for REW's Most Wanted!
Holiday pulls out the desk chair and plops down as if he wants to "Play" lawyer, his hand hanging at his side as a tounge laps at it...wait??
[Holiday]"WHAT THE HELL?!?"
The Outlaw slides back grabbing the golden bat off the top of his desk ready to swing when he sees what the source of the problem is, none other than Johns faitful friend...his Dog. A more than devilish ssmile twists on Aaron's face, the terms wicked, carniverous, and EVIL would be more fitting.
[Holiday]"Hey little fella, I sure hope your master hold you dear because you're hereby declared my Priosner of War! John says whatever makes his smile will win a title shot, what more so would put a smile on his face other than the unharmed return of his best friend?"
With the flick of a few buttons Holiday turns on the brodcast equipment and places the dog at his side putting them both in focus of the camera lens.
[Holiday]"Welcome REW to the first week of hunting season, as you can seem I'm alive and well as I plan on being for the remainder of the time before I recapture my title! I just wanted to go over the basics real quick because God knows I love a good fight, when hunting it will most likely be nessesary to bring a wepon with you, I prefer a baseball bat but a good club may suffice as well as a biker chain or even a sword. If I were hiding from any of you a good hunting dog like the one I have at my side would be handy too, and before you quickly think...I'll borrow John Michael Whites dog, think again as I'm now holding him as my prisoner! Anyone wishing to find me can do soo in the freshly renovated private room of John Michael Whites...that is all!"
-Cut To Black-
"Heh, this may be fun..."