Post by The ICON on Jan 20, 2010 13:43:07 GMT -5
You know the more things change, the more they stay the same. It seems like it's been years since ring wars closed up it's doors...wait...it has been years, and yet I still see the same group of never-was-jobb-ah's doing the same damn thing they did so many months and weeks ago. Trying ever so desperately to be like me. Gone but certainly not forgotten your ICON, Xavier Xannon Xanders, Triple X lives on in the vast majority of your tiny little minds and hopeless little hearts. Normally I would be flattered to see my name still getting dropped or my stable still getting used, but to be flattered I'd have to have the slightest iota of respect for any single one of you. The list of names here reads like an old familiar book...that should have been burned a long time ago because the content couldn't be more old, stale, and poorly written.
Names like Tommy "Dreamer" Sirus and Aaron "Hellion" Holiday. 2 people who I'm not shy to say I MADE in this business. When you first came to my federation you were little more than a couple of snot nose brats. And now...well not you're still a couple of snot nose brats, but at the very least you stood close enough to me to be touched by greatness. I'm not saying you haven't made great strides from the TRAG, but what I'm am saying is I've seen more progress sitting in my front yard watching the grass grow during my recent retirement stint. When Holiday told me he was wrestling here I just couldn't help but come and check things out...especially considering the last time I saw the 2 of you, it was in the bottom of a flaming dumpster full of trash the probably had more talent than either of you.
Then there's people who manage to make the 2 of you look GooD. People like DreamKiller and Freakula, wrestlings answer to Freddy vs Jason. How the 2 of you have managed to stay employed somewhere besides the local McDonald's...you know...in the back where no one can see your hideous faces is a mystery to me. Now I haven't checked in on either of your work for some time, because you know, I'm just too damn GooD to give a shit..but if I remember correctly it goes a little something like this. *ahem*
XXX as Dreamkiller: "I'm going to steal your soul from your dreams, because in real life I spend my time doing little else than getting my ass kicked around the ring by people who can actually wrestle.
and...
XXX as Freakula: Duhhhhhhhhh.....
Sound pretty accurate still? I may be out of touch but like I said, the more things change, etc..etc..Anyhow, then there are some people I do have just a tinge of adoration for. Cameron Natural, one of my past protege's who could almost carry my jock around while I ruled over ring wars. People like Jaxson Kyzer who despite our many verbal go arounds actually hung with me from time to time. The infamous Night Crawler, a man after my own dark twisted heart. and last but not least John M White...wait...I can't stand John M White. The only thing worse than John M White is Goldenboy, and due to the stench of Bob's balls that floats around JMW, he comes in a very close second in terms of people in this fed that I simply can't stand.
So with all that said, I'm sure some of you are asking, "Then why the hell are you here Trips?" "What could bring a real leg-end, and ICON like you out of retirement?" Well first off who says I'm unretiring for you sorry sacks of manure? I simply came here right now to ramble off my 2 cents and relieve the olden days when I used to rule over you as lord and savior. Second there is apparently some family ties and gimmick infringement issues I need to clear up. Thirdly...i'm here to more than anything make you stay tuned just to see what...
if anything...
I decide to do next.
So...grab yourselves a microwave pizza and a caprisun. Adjust your helmet and tell mom to have your best pair of undies clean for you to change in to. Because at least for the time being, daddies home...and his belts just been dying to see some action once again...
TBC?
Names like Tommy "Dreamer" Sirus and Aaron "Hellion" Holiday. 2 people who I'm not shy to say I MADE in this business. When you first came to my federation you were little more than a couple of snot nose brats. And now...well not you're still a couple of snot nose brats, but at the very least you stood close enough to me to be touched by greatness. I'm not saying you haven't made great strides from the TRAG, but what I'm am saying is I've seen more progress sitting in my front yard watching the grass grow during my recent retirement stint. When Holiday told me he was wrestling here I just couldn't help but come and check things out...especially considering the last time I saw the 2 of you, it was in the bottom of a flaming dumpster full of trash the probably had more talent than either of you.
Then there's people who manage to make the 2 of you look GooD. People like DreamKiller and Freakula, wrestlings answer to Freddy vs Jason. How the 2 of you have managed to stay employed somewhere besides the local McDonald's...you know...in the back where no one can see your hideous faces is a mystery to me. Now I haven't checked in on either of your work for some time, because you know, I'm just too damn GooD to give a shit..but if I remember correctly it goes a little something like this. *ahem*
XXX as Dreamkiller: "I'm going to steal your soul from your dreams, because in real life I spend my time doing little else than getting my ass kicked around the ring by people who can actually wrestle.
and...
XXX as Freakula: Duhhhhhhhhh.....
Sound pretty accurate still? I may be out of touch but like I said, the more things change, etc..etc..Anyhow, then there are some people I do have just a tinge of adoration for. Cameron Natural, one of my past protege's who could almost carry my jock around while I ruled over ring wars. People like Jaxson Kyzer who despite our many verbal go arounds actually hung with me from time to time. The infamous Night Crawler, a man after my own dark twisted heart. and last but not least John M White...wait...I can't stand John M White. The only thing worse than John M White is Goldenboy, and due to the stench of Bob's balls that floats around JMW, he comes in a very close second in terms of people in this fed that I simply can't stand.
So with all that said, I'm sure some of you are asking, "Then why the hell are you here Trips?" "What could bring a real leg-end, and ICON like you out of retirement?" Well first off who says I'm unretiring for you sorry sacks of manure? I simply came here right now to ramble off my 2 cents and relieve the olden days when I used to rule over you as lord and savior. Second there is apparently some family ties and gimmick infringement issues I need to clear up. Thirdly...i'm here to more than anything make you stay tuned just to see what...
if anything...
I decide to do next.
So...grab yourselves a microwave pizza and a caprisun. Adjust your helmet and tell mom to have your best pair of undies clean for you to change in to. Because at least for the time being, daddies home...and his belts just been dying to see some action once again...
TBC?
