Post by Jaxson Kyzer on Jan 18, 2010 11:56:21 GMT -5
An angry mob size of cameras and reporters and even some lucky fans have gathered. Upon the stage is a podium with a microphone and a lottery wheel. The reports and media people are starting to grow rather unpleasant that is until I arrive on the scene. I walk past everyone as the bulbs begin flashing and the media world begins the rant and rave wondering what exactly I have in store. On my right arm is my gorgeous personal assisstant Ambur. I let her up the steps first like a true gentlemen should then I follow up the rear.
I plant a sweet kiss on her cheek as she opens the lottery wheel and inserts a bunch of slips of paper. I walk up to the podium where a bottle of water awaits me. I open it and take a massive gulp to clear my throat. I then roll my neck until it pops and then I am ready to address the masses. The flashing lights are a bit to much so I throw on some hater blockas and I'm ready to roll.
[ME] - "First off on behalf of Scotty Raven, the entire REW Company, and myself I would like to thank you all for coming out today. I implore you to ask any questions you might have along the way."
[Reporter #1] - "What the hell are we doing here?"
[ME] - "I'm here to make an announcement. It wasn't mandatory that you come so if you're not happy get the fuck out."
The reporter stares at me in shock while everyone else in attendance laughs and makes comments.
[ME] - "I am here today to announce that this week's Wrath will be a very special event. Not only will Wrath be taking place at The Venetian Resort-Hotel Casino in Las Vegas. But all the matches will be randomly chosen by this contraption behind me."
[Reporter #2] - "That's it? Thats why you called us here?"
[ME] - "But wait there is more. This weeks Wrath is also very special because it we will be honoring REW's newest Hall Of Fame inductee, T Money. If that doesn't top it off the main event will definitely do that for you I promise. "
[Reporter #3] - "It sounds good so far. What is the main event?"
[ME] - "Whoa! Don't get your cart before the horse there buddy. First I need to introduce somebody very important. This man is worth an estimated forty-three point seven billion dollars. He is the majority shareholder of The Venetian, and the man who is allowing this event to happen. Please welcome Mr. Sheldon Adelson."
Sheldon a rather older gentleman, bald, and a little chunk joins Ambur and I on stage. I show the utmost respect and extend my hand almost immediately. He accepts my friendly gesture then I offer up the microphone to Sheldon.
[Sheldon Adelson] - "Thank you Jaxson for that war introduction. I'd just like to say that Real Extreme Wrestling has the best in-ring talent I've ever seen. I've been watching wrestling since I was a young boy and I remember all the greats from CaptainAllThat and Pure Talent to ICon and Devlin Gray. From Crimescene and Blades to Mr. Vigilante and Dozer I've seen them all. I can go on forever and ever name talented superstars but I won't. In short it's a great honor to have the superstars of the REW performing for us and we hope for more endeavors in the future. Now I'll throw it back to Jaxson."
[ME] - "Thank you very much Sheldon. And now I'll let Ambur mix up the names and have her draw for the first match of the evening."
Ambur turns the crank on the lottery machine a good number of times thoroughly mixing up the names inside and then she opens it and reaches in. She pulls out two names and I look them over and a smile appears on my face.
[ME] - "The First match of the evening will pit the rising up-and comer JAMES RAVEN against Trinity member and new REW Intercontinental Champion CAMERON NATURAL. And why not see if Cameron deserve that championship by having him defend the IC GOLD against the younger Raven. The referee of this contest will by Kyra."
That announcement receives some good feedback from the audience in attendance. I turn my attention back to Ambur who begins cranking once again. This time I inform her to draw three names for a triple threat match up. She smiles her gorgeous little smile and nods in accordance before reaching in and removing three names.
[ME] - "The second match up will be a TRIPLE THREAT with the winner the new number one contender for the REW Intercontinental Championship the first competitor will be the reigning REW Superstar of the year for the second straight year BLAKE WORSHIP facing off against the former Intercontinental Champion ICY COLD and the newest arrival to the REW TOMMY 'DREAMER' SIRIUS with referee Chad Tally in charge."
Another fantastic match. And more happy fans around the world. The next match is set to be a tag team match-up I inform Ambur of this and she gets to business and hands the the names of the superstars who will be in the contest. My eyes widen!
[ME] - "Up next is a tag team match up that will definitely be some kind of mix with veterans and youngsters alike. The first team will consist of the harbinger of dreams DREAMKILLER and a brand new talent in the REW the Luchador of War ESQUELITO MALIGNO facing off against the team of LIL MONEY and REW's resident rock star ZACK ORION this one could end up being a spectacle if everyone shows up. Referee will be Kyra "
I know that there are only two matches left. And three of the superstars I am aware of but who the forth name Scotty Raven decided to throw in as a mystery is still just that a mystery to me. So Ambur does what she does and hands me two names. I look them over and my jaw drops to the floor.
[ME] - "WOW! Well this next match up will be contested under extreme rules. That of course means anything goes. First he is the Ring-Wars Heavyweight Champion JOHN M. WHITE he will stand across the ring from the greatest gift this business has ever seen. The most amazing thing since French Toast. JAXSON KYZER. The referee of this extreme rules match will be Chad Tally"
I look over at Ambur and there are only two names left in the machine. I know exactly who those two names are. I get a rather smug grin on my face before I turn back towards the adressees.
[ME] - "The Main Event of the evening will be a a true gem. It is what I would like to call a Top Of The Town Match. The two men will enter a 30 foot high steel cage that will be construct on top of The Venetian Resort-Hotel Casino over looking the entire Vegas Strip. Each man may bring what ever weapons he deems necessary to this match up. The first man to enter the cage will be the UVCW Ultraviolent Champion AARON HOLIDAY his opponent none other than the legendary NIGHT CRAWLER No referee is really needed for this one but standing outside the cage to decide when this war is over will be none other than Wayne Newton "
Everyone rises to their feet with a huge applause for what is sure to be a memorable night for REW. I wave and thank everybody for coming. Then I hop off the stage and Ambur hops into my arms before I place her feet back on the floor and we leave hand and hand with a huge smile on my face knowing for sure this week my dynasty grows just a little big larger.
AS ALWAYS CARD STARTS TUESDAY AT 12 AM AND WILL END THURSDAY 11:59 PM
James Raven Versus Cameron Natural the match of the night in an extremely close match up the winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion James Raven
Tommy Sirius Versus Blake Worship Versus Aaron Holiday The new number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship Blake Worship
Dream Killer and Esquelito Maligno Versus Lil Money Despite the absence of his partner Zack Orion in this handicapped match the winner is Lil Money
Jaxson Kyzer Versus John M. White Another classic between too great legends. I left this match up to the judges and had no say so in the victor. And by a margin of .5 the winner is Jaxson Kyzer
I plant a sweet kiss on her cheek as she opens the lottery wheel and inserts a bunch of slips of paper. I walk up to the podium where a bottle of water awaits me. I open it and take a massive gulp to clear my throat. I then roll my neck until it pops and then I am ready to address the masses. The flashing lights are a bit to much so I throw on some hater blockas and I'm ready to roll.
[ME] - "First off on behalf of Scotty Raven, the entire REW Company, and myself I would like to thank you all for coming out today. I implore you to ask any questions you might have along the way."
[Reporter #1] - "What the hell are we doing here?"
[ME] - "I'm here to make an announcement. It wasn't mandatory that you come so if you're not happy get the fuck out."
The reporter stares at me in shock while everyone else in attendance laughs and makes comments.
[ME] - "I am here today to announce that this week's Wrath will be a very special event. Not only will Wrath be taking place at The Venetian Resort-Hotel Casino in Las Vegas. But all the matches will be randomly chosen by this contraption behind me."
[Reporter #2] - "That's it? Thats why you called us here?"
[ME] - "But wait there is more. This weeks Wrath is also very special because it we will be honoring REW's newest Hall Of Fame inductee, T Money. If that doesn't top it off the main event will definitely do that for you I promise. "
[Reporter #3] - "It sounds good so far. What is the main event?"
[ME] - "Whoa! Don't get your cart before the horse there buddy. First I need to introduce somebody very important. This man is worth an estimated forty-three point seven billion dollars. He is the majority shareholder of The Venetian, and the man who is allowing this event to happen. Please welcome Mr. Sheldon Adelson."
Sheldon a rather older gentleman, bald, and a little chunk joins Ambur and I on stage. I show the utmost respect and extend my hand almost immediately. He accepts my friendly gesture then I offer up the microphone to Sheldon.
[Sheldon Adelson] - "Thank you Jaxson for that war introduction. I'd just like to say that Real Extreme Wrestling has the best in-ring talent I've ever seen. I've been watching wrestling since I was a young boy and I remember all the greats from CaptainAllThat and Pure Talent to ICon and Devlin Gray. From Crimescene and Blades to Mr. Vigilante and Dozer I've seen them all. I can go on forever and ever name talented superstars but I won't. In short it's a great honor to have the superstars of the REW performing for us and we hope for more endeavors in the future. Now I'll throw it back to Jaxson."
[ME] - "Thank you very much Sheldon. And now I'll let Ambur mix up the names and have her draw for the first match of the evening."
Ambur turns the crank on the lottery machine a good number of times thoroughly mixing up the names inside and then she opens it and reaches in. She pulls out two names and I look them over and a smile appears on my face.
[ME] - "The First match of the evening will pit the rising up-and comer JAMES RAVEN against Trinity member and new REW Intercontinental Champion CAMERON NATURAL. And why not see if Cameron deserve that championship by having him defend the IC GOLD against the younger Raven. The referee of this contest will by Kyra."
That announcement receives some good feedback from the audience in attendance. I turn my attention back to Ambur who begins cranking once again. This time I inform her to draw three names for a triple threat match up. She smiles her gorgeous little smile and nods in accordance before reaching in and removing three names.
[ME] - "The second match up will be a TRIPLE THREAT with the winner the new number one contender for the REW Intercontinental Championship the first competitor will be the reigning REW Superstar of the year for the second straight year BLAKE WORSHIP facing off against the former Intercontinental Champion ICY COLD and the newest arrival to the REW TOMMY 'DREAMER' SIRIUS with referee Chad Tally in charge."
Another fantastic match. And more happy fans around the world. The next match is set to be a tag team match-up I inform Ambur of this and she gets to business and hands the the names of the superstars who will be in the contest. My eyes widen!
[ME] - "Up next is a tag team match up that will definitely be some kind of mix with veterans and youngsters alike. The first team will consist of the harbinger of dreams DREAMKILLER and a brand new talent in the REW the Luchador of War ESQUELITO MALIGNO facing off against the team of LIL MONEY and REW's resident rock star ZACK ORION this one could end up being a spectacle if everyone shows up. Referee will be Kyra "
I know that there are only two matches left. And three of the superstars I am aware of but who the forth name Scotty Raven decided to throw in as a mystery is still just that a mystery to me. So Ambur does what she does and hands me two names. I look them over and my jaw drops to the floor.
[ME] - "WOW! Well this next match up will be contested under extreme rules. That of course means anything goes. First he is the Ring-Wars Heavyweight Champion JOHN M. WHITE he will stand across the ring from the greatest gift this business has ever seen. The most amazing thing since French Toast. JAXSON KYZER. The referee of this extreme rules match will be Chad Tally"
I look over at Ambur and there are only two names left in the machine. I know exactly who those two names are. I get a rather smug grin on my face before I turn back towards the adressees.
[ME] - "The Main Event of the evening will be a a true gem. It is what I would like to call a Top Of The Town Match. The two men will enter a 30 foot high steel cage that will be construct on top of The Venetian Resort-Hotel Casino over looking the entire Vegas Strip. Each man may bring what ever weapons he deems necessary to this match up. The first man to enter the cage will be the UVCW Ultraviolent Champion AARON HOLIDAY his opponent none other than the legendary NIGHT CRAWLER No referee is really needed for this one but standing outside the cage to decide when this war is over will be none other than Wayne Newton "
Everyone rises to their feet with a huge applause for what is sure to be a memorable night for REW. I wave and thank everybody for coming. Then I hop off the stage and Ambur hops into my arms before I place her feet back on the floor and we leave hand and hand with a huge smile on my face knowing for sure this week my dynasty grows just a little big larger.
AS ALWAYS CARD STARTS TUESDAY AT 12 AM AND WILL END THURSDAY 11:59 PM
RESULTS
James Raven Versus Cameron Natural the match of the night in an extremely close match up the winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion James Raven
Tommy Sirius Versus Blake Worship Versus Aaron Holiday The new number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship Blake Worship
Dream Killer and Esquelito Maligno Versus Lil Money Despite the absence of his partner Zack Orion in this handicapped match the winner is Lil Money
Jaxson Kyzer Versus John M. White Another classic between too great legends. I left this match up to the judges and had no say so in the victor. And by a margin of .5 the winner is Jaxson Kyzer
