Post by Jaxson Kyzer on Jan 8, 2010 11:46:22 GMT -5
A refrigerator stocked with Dos Equis. CHECK!
A luxury sky box overlooking the REW Starmaker Arena. CHECK!
Two gorgeous ladies to keep me company. CHECK!
The biggest star the business has ever created. CHECK!
As usual REW Wrath is currently taking place and naturally nobody comes close to the plateau of talent upon which I stand on a regular basis. Sure I spot some potential in a couple of the youngsters. But are they really capable of living up to that potential.
Time has virtually ran out on all the so-called legends of the sport. Their opportunity to elevate themselves to my level has came and went. So these veterans can clasp onto their trivial accomplishments as some sort of self-gratification. While I stand a rung above all knowing without a shadow of a doubt that I am the end all be all in this world.
I am many things all of which have very very good connotations. One thing I am most certainly not is naive. You see I'm aware that one day I will have to step away from the ring for good. I realize that I've single-handedly prepared a dynasty in and out of the ring. A dynasty that will be remembered for eternity. A dynasty I damn well intend to leave in the hands of someone capable and deserving of doing it justice when the time is right.
[ME] - "Ladies I want to apologize for the severe lack of excitement and talent you've been forced to view this evening."
[First Lady] - "Oh it is quite alright Jaxson just being here with you is enough excitement."
[Second Lady] - "And you have so much talent all these guys together couldn't fill one of your boots."
[ME] - "Aww you two are so sweet! Hey jackass." *getting the attention of a man in the corner of the room in a tuxedo*"
[Jackass] - "Yes sir Mr. Kyzer?"
[ME] - "How about two glasses of wine here for Lydia and Emily."
[First Lady] - "Actually my name is Adeline."
[Second Lady] - "And I'm Emma."
[ME] - "Like anyone cares. You two are lucky to even be in my the presence of REW's Commissioner of The Year!""
[Adeline] - "You're a commissioner because you don't have what it takes in the ring anymore."
[Emma] - "Yeah haha."
I sit my Dos Equis down mid sip. I rise to my feet with fire burning in my eyes looking at the two ladies who went from giggly to frightened. I grab both women by their hair and lift them to their feet before dragging them to the door and tossing them out on their skanky asses. I turn around and their is jackass with two wine glasses in hand. I glare at him for a moment before smacking the glasses out of his hand causing them to fly against the wall.
[ME] - "Clean that shit up now!"
[Jackass] - "Yes sir."
Just then I hear something that all most burns my ears to hear that being "Ambitionz Az A Ridah" by Tupac. I hastily walk over to the sky box window and there he steps from the entryway. Lex Luthor to my Super Man. Kanye to my Taylor Swift. George W. Bush to my correct grammar. Making his way to the ring is the self proclaimed "Standard" in REW Blake Worship.
I clinch my fist and I grind my teeth as he enters the ring. I decide hearing this from a sky box is nothing compared to the front row view. So I quickly exit and make haste towards my desired location. Many lesser-than-mes try and stop me and make conversation but right now I'm having none of it. Ruining those pissant's days is unimportant to me at this moment. I finally reach gorilla position and grab a tech hand by his collar. He is a bit surprised to see me at first but he agrees to have my shit ready in a flash.
Blake still stands in the ring now awaiting the presence of "The Canadian Destroyer" Jayson Ray. Man is ol' Blake in for a surprise. FALL is screamed out of the PA as "I Will Not Bow" by: Breaking Benjamin kicks up. Blake is gets in fight mode now expecting JayRay but alas I step atop the ramp. The fans go crazy mostly with boos but I wouldn't have it any other way. Who wants these pathetic pieces of shit in their corner anyways. The majority of these people don't deserve to breathe the air I breathe.
[Allyson Cowell] - "Holy shit! I heard the rumors but I didn't think they were true. First Worship and now Kyzer back on the very same night."
[Simon Layfield] - "The same night hell with in the same five minutes."
[Allyson Cowell] - "This is going to be very interesting. Kyzer has just grabbed a microphone and he's entering the ring now."
[Simon Layfield] - "I feel a fight breaking loose."
Blake and I stare each other down. Our eyes never unlock the cold stare. We both know each other so well and what the other is capable of its almost as if we are both either to nervous or to smart to make a move because we know one of us if not both would be leaving on a stretcher.
[Me] - "Blake Worship! I never thought I'd find myself standing face to face with you again after the night you were vanished from REW by that backstabbing asshole Chris York. But even more strange to me I never thought I'd find myself agreeing with you. It's come to my knowledge that REW does indeed need saving.
Greatness indeed is measure by you're dominance not only inside but outside the ring as well. I was the most impactful commissioner REW has ever seen. And I'm back but this time not only will I be running things from my office but I will be running things from my ring!"
[Blake] - "I..."
[Me] - "You had your turn to talk now it's big boy time. I'm out here tonight to announce that not only am I returning as your REW commissioner but I am here to begin the resurgence of a Dynasty that I've been building for years that stands unparalleled by any other man or woman in this business. Including yourself Blake Worship.
You stand here tonight speaking of honor and glory. I believe glory should only be awarded to those individuals who achieve the unachievable. Sorry to inform you but everything you've achieved has been achieved by another before you. So before you try to rot these idiots minds with the fact that the best is back blah blah blah I will inform you all that the best is indeed back and the best is named Jaxson Kyzer and my Dynasty will live on as yours simply fades away "
I drop my arm and wait to see what Blakes next move is.
A luxury sky box overlooking the REW Starmaker Arena. CHECK!
Two gorgeous ladies to keep me company. CHECK!
The biggest star the business has ever created. CHECK!
As usual REW Wrath is currently taking place and naturally nobody comes close to the plateau of talent upon which I stand on a regular basis. Sure I spot some potential in a couple of the youngsters. But are they really capable of living up to that potential.
Time has virtually ran out on all the so-called legends of the sport. Their opportunity to elevate themselves to my level has came and went. So these veterans can clasp onto their trivial accomplishments as some sort of self-gratification. While I stand a rung above all knowing without a shadow of a doubt that I am the end all be all in this world.
I am many things all of which have very very good connotations. One thing I am most certainly not is naive. You see I'm aware that one day I will have to step away from the ring for good. I realize that I've single-handedly prepared a dynasty in and out of the ring. A dynasty that will be remembered for eternity. A dynasty I damn well intend to leave in the hands of someone capable and deserving of doing it justice when the time is right.
[ME] - "Ladies I want to apologize for the severe lack of excitement and talent you've been forced to view this evening."
[First Lady] - "Oh it is quite alright Jaxson just being here with you is enough excitement."
[Second Lady] - "And you have so much talent all these guys together couldn't fill one of your boots."
[ME] - "Aww you two are so sweet! Hey jackass." *getting the attention of a man in the corner of the room in a tuxedo*"
[Jackass] - "Yes sir Mr. Kyzer?"
[ME] - "How about two glasses of wine here for Lydia and Emily."
[First Lady] - "Actually my name is Adeline."
[Second Lady] - "And I'm Emma."
[ME] - "Like anyone cares. You two are lucky to even be in my the presence of REW's Commissioner of The Year!""
[Adeline] - "You're a commissioner because you don't have what it takes in the ring anymore."
[Emma] - "Yeah haha."
I sit my Dos Equis down mid sip. I rise to my feet with fire burning in my eyes looking at the two ladies who went from giggly to frightened. I grab both women by their hair and lift them to their feet before dragging them to the door and tossing them out on their skanky asses. I turn around and their is jackass with two wine glasses in hand. I glare at him for a moment before smacking the glasses out of his hand causing them to fly against the wall.
[ME] - "Clean that shit up now!"
[Jackass] - "Yes sir."
Just then I hear something that all most burns my ears to hear that being "Ambitionz Az A Ridah" by Tupac. I hastily walk over to the sky box window and there he steps from the entryway. Lex Luthor to my Super Man. Kanye to my Taylor Swift. George W. Bush to my correct grammar. Making his way to the ring is the self proclaimed "Standard" in REW Blake Worship.
I clinch my fist and I grind my teeth as he enters the ring. I decide hearing this from a sky box is nothing compared to the front row view. So I quickly exit and make haste towards my desired location. Many lesser-than-mes try and stop me and make conversation but right now I'm having none of it. Ruining those pissant's days is unimportant to me at this moment. I finally reach gorilla position and grab a tech hand by his collar. He is a bit surprised to see me at first but he agrees to have my shit ready in a flash.
Blake still stands in the ring now awaiting the presence of "The Canadian Destroyer" Jayson Ray. Man is ol' Blake in for a surprise. FALL is screamed out of the PA as "I Will Not Bow" by: Breaking Benjamin kicks up. Blake is gets in fight mode now expecting JayRay but alas I step atop the ramp. The fans go crazy mostly with boos but I wouldn't have it any other way. Who wants these pathetic pieces of shit in their corner anyways. The majority of these people don't deserve to breathe the air I breathe.
[Allyson Cowell] - "Holy shit! I heard the rumors but I didn't think they were true. First Worship and now Kyzer back on the very same night."
[Simon Layfield] - "The same night hell with in the same five minutes."
[Allyson Cowell] - "This is going to be very interesting. Kyzer has just grabbed a microphone and he's entering the ring now."
[Simon Layfield] - "I feel a fight breaking loose."
Blake and I stare each other down. Our eyes never unlock the cold stare. We both know each other so well and what the other is capable of its almost as if we are both either to nervous or to smart to make a move because we know one of us if not both would be leaving on a stretcher.
[Me] - "Blake Worship! I never thought I'd find myself standing face to face with you again after the night you were vanished from REW by that backstabbing asshole Chris York. But even more strange to me I never thought I'd find myself agreeing with you. It's come to my knowledge that REW does indeed need saving.
Greatness indeed is measure by you're dominance not only inside but outside the ring as well. I was the most impactful commissioner REW has ever seen. And I'm back but this time not only will I be running things from my office but I will be running things from my ring!"
[Blake] - "I..."
[Me] - "You had your turn to talk now it's big boy time. I'm out here tonight to announce that not only am I returning as your REW commissioner but I am here to begin the resurgence of a Dynasty that I've been building for years that stands unparalleled by any other man or woman in this business. Including yourself Blake Worship.
You stand here tonight speaking of honor and glory. I believe glory should only be awarded to those individuals who achieve the unachievable. Sorry to inform you but everything you've achieved has been achieved by another before you. So before you try to rot these idiots minds with the fact that the best is back blah blah blah I will inform you all that the best is indeed back and the best is named Jaxson Kyzer and my Dynasty will live on as yours simply fades away "
I drop my arm and wait to see what Blakes next move is.
