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Post by paulpain on Nov 7, 2009 18:25:26 GMT -5
The jabronies of real xtreme wrestlin think they bad think they tough think they can handle a real competor, well they are about to find out that therie asses is grass and PAUL PAIN IS THE LAWN MOWER because UR PAIN is MY PLEASURE.
Paul Pain head to the ring. He has two blades attached to his arm he can cut off anyone faces off anytime he wants and if you dont like it then go fuck yourself you fucking bitches because paul pain is gonna fuck ur ass up N***as.
Enter the sandman by METALLICA hits the titan tron and Paul Pain walks down the ramp with blades attached in his arms. The fans cheer for him and he picks one fan from the crowd and kicks him in the face and the fans cheer FUCK YEAH.
Paul Pain go into the ring and says,
"You know I am pretty sick of all this faggots in this arena acting like hey is tough. Ur not tough, UR GAY!"
The fans cheer and chant "UR GAY".
"And your little fed is gay. And your comisoner is gay. And ur announcers are gay. But you know what, I need some practice. I need somE RAG DOLLS TO TEAR UP SO IM GONNA FUCK ALL OF U UP IN THE RING!"
YOU THINK U TOUGH? FUCK OFF.
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Post by The Messenjah on Nov 7, 2009 21:41:10 GMT -5
"What have you done plays over the P.a system and I come out onto the stage with my title belt around my waist and I have my own mic in my hand and im hearing the fans cheering my name.....My music dies down when I start to talk...
Mrs. Holiday: Hey hey hey there is no need to be cussing like that..Do you know who's house you are in? I think you do not this is the house of Mr. And Mrs. Holiday's house so I think you better show some respect to us....So if you are looking for a fight I think I can arrange that..Tell me what you want to do Mr. Paul...[/I][/b]
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Post by The Outlaw on Nov 8, 2009 22:35:33 GMT -5
OOC: Sometimes for fun you have to lower your standards, this is one of those times.
Paul Pain looks up the the entrance ramp and sets his eyes on the most beautiful creature he as ever seen, Icy Holiday. And though he is frozen momentairly by her apperance his dumbass kicks in full blast at the idea his man hood is being threatened by a woman who is truly superior to him in every way. He takes the mic and raises it to his lips, the fans go ape shit.....
[Paul Pain] "Listen here you stupid bit....."
And for those who couldn't see on your television screen why the fans were cheering all know now as I wait not a second longer to drop this ReeF with a ......
!!!BANG!!!
...HOLIDAY HANGOVER! I'll be damned if I allow any man to talk to my wife like that! Now that move is enough to take out some small nations armys, hell it's enough to take out every superstar in the back, but when you're dealing with super jobbers like Paul Pain you've got to be ready for....
[Simon] "And the newest Jobber to REW is on his feet."
[Allyson] "He's got those blades ready and aimed at the tri-champ."
But the really cool thing here is I don't care, as they say when in rome do like the romans, well when facing a guy this far below me do what he would do....Can you Smell What Aaron's Cookin' Yet? OSBD!!
[Holiday] "Allright you jacked up retard, lets see how gay you are when I shove those blades up your ass!"
[Paul Pain] BRING IT ON!! UR SO GAY YOU STPUDI TRASH, I AM DA BESTEST AND I WILL DETROYS UR ASSSSSSSS!
Well you know, that's pretty much how you went, after a while they all sound the same...He swings ones of those sowrd like bladed arms of his and it jabs into my chest ALMOST into my heart and sticks out the other side about a foot. I punch him in the face and knock him out cold and pull the blade out cause I'm a bigger bad ass than he is!
[Holiday] "And now you die"
WHAM!! Out of no where Paul Pain almost takes my head off with a dump truck! YES A FREAKIN' DUMP TRUCK! But I pull a midget out of my back pocket and it bites Paul Pain in his balls of steel, but the midget is a super denteal surgeons son and has necular teeth so he does indeed bite into his steel nuts and as he bends over in pain I grab him by his right arm blade thing and......
[Holiday] "YEAAAAH!!"
[Paul Pain] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
[Mortal Kombat Voice] "FINISH HIM!"
Yep, I ripped his arm off! I swing like a man trying to his a home run and the blade slices his head right off his shoulders and BLOOD GOES EVERYWHERE!!
[Mortal Kombat Voice] "Fatality!"
OHH YEAH!! PAUL PAIN YOU JUST GOT INTRODUCED TO THE MADNESS, YEEEAAAHH! YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, BUT THE BEAT GOES ON AND THE BEAT GOES ON AND THE BEAT GOES ON YEEEAAAH, FREEEAAK OUT!!!-Macho Man!
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