Post by apex on Sept 5, 2009 16:15:11 GMT -5
Sweet Money stands in the ring waiting for a reply from his beautiful bride to be Icy Cold. She stares at him, her intentions still rather oblivious to one and all. The fans in attendance showing high amounts of disfavor to Sweet Money after all the heinous acts he's been behind in Real Extreme Wrestling. Finally Icy leaps into her man's arms and he plants a huge kiss right on her lips. The two join hands ready to exit the ring and make everything official but, they are interrupted by the sound of "Lo-Fi" by The Exies. Sweet looks rather irritated, when atop the ramp steps Real Extreme Wrestling's newest reporter Apex. He is sporting blue denim jeans, an open black vest and a mask covering part of his face. He already has a microphone in hand, as his theme continues.
The music finally ceases and Apex with the microphone gripped firmly in hand begins making his way towards the ring. He doesn't seem to care about the Black Mafia or Sweet Money. He simply strides on towards the ring much to the dismay of Sweet who is growing increasingly more displeased. Apex now stands at the foot of the ring and the fans are on their feet going wild for this man they barely know. All they do know is he is standing up to a man they despise. Apex then hoists himself on to the apron and enters the ring. he walks right up to Sweet Money who moves Icy behind him as the two men stare eye to eye.
Sweet Money - "I think you're in the wrong place kid."
Apex - "Believe me I'm right where I want to be. You see you and your ban of stooges don't frighten me for a second."
Sweet Money - "Excuse me?"
Apex - "The only thing frightening is this ring is the fact that Icy Cold is wearing Real Extreme Championship gold, Scotty Raven and Jaxson Kyzer must be near heart attacks as the stock hasw to have dropped drastically."
Sweet Money - "You really better watch your mouth before I put my first in it."
Apex - "Threaten me all you want it's not gonna work. I did come out here for a reason tho. You see as the Real Extreme Wrestling reporter it is my job to get all the candid hard to find footage. Now I have something you might want to see from this past weeks Wrath."
Sweet Money - "What the hell might that be?"
Apex - "Whoa! Whoa! Guns down Quickdraw. I must warn parents you might want to cover your children's eyes."
Apex points to the Raven-Vision wish comes to life in the locker room of Razor Sharp. "Razor reaches down to the bottom of his shirt and pulls it up over his head and tosses it to the side on the floor knowing it may be bad if he wastes much more time. Icy eyeballs him for a second running her gaze across his muscles and the body art that decorated them taking a momentary pause to take another drink.
Razor Sharp - "You know what might make this fun? Music!"
Icy Cold - "Yeah you're right, if you're going to strip it might as well be to a beat."
Razor nods in agreement and turns around and makes his way to the stereo system in the room and hits play on whatever was last left in the CD player and "Champagne" By Covo starts to play and he makes his way back into Icy's view grabbing his belt buckle as he goes and rips his belt off from around his waist and she sets her drink down from taking another big gulp and reaches out for Razors belt.
Icy Cold - "Hey, gimmie that!"
She grabs the belt from Razors grasp and folds it in half and smacks him across the ass giggling with delight.
Icy Cold - "WOOO! Now take off those pants!"
Razor Sharp - "Hey, we're a tag team aren't we? We're suppose to work as a team, I've took my shirt off, now it's your turn."
Before Icy can reply she finishes off the rest of her drink and slams the cup down to the floor and stands up and sees the room quickly begin to spin, her first thought was the last one entered into her mind by Razor and she rips her shirt off and attempts to throw it at him and stumbles into the direction of her aim and ends up in his arms as he catches her.
Sweet Money - "What the fuck stop the footage! Stop the footage now!"
Icy Cold - "Sweet, it's now how it looks he got me drunk!"
Apex - "Likely story! You were caught red handed you cheating slut. Sweet I can't even begin to explain what else was on that tape. I promise you though the rating went from "R" to "XXX" real fast!"
Sweet Money - "SHIT ICY! WHAT THE FUCK"
Apex - "I'll leave you two love birds alone to settle your qualms."
Apex slides out of the ring leaving Icy and Sweet bickering back and forth like crazy. He slaps a few fives on the way up the ramp and before you know it hes gone.
I bottle up and explode,
my angels have flown,
some things I can't hide
I'm going out of my head,
and I feel like i'm dead,
I'm feeling Lo-fi
I feel it...
my angels have flown,
some things I can't hide
I'm going out of my head,
and I feel like i'm dead,
I'm feeling Lo-fi
I feel it...
The music finally ceases and Apex with the microphone gripped firmly in hand begins making his way towards the ring. He doesn't seem to care about the Black Mafia or Sweet Money. He simply strides on towards the ring much to the dismay of Sweet who is growing increasingly more displeased. Apex now stands at the foot of the ring and the fans are on their feet going wild for this man they barely know. All they do know is he is standing up to a man they despise. Apex then hoists himself on to the apron and enters the ring. he walks right up to Sweet Money who moves Icy behind him as the two men stare eye to eye.
Sweet Money - "I think you're in the wrong place kid."
Apex - "Believe me I'm right where I want to be. You see you and your ban of stooges don't frighten me for a second."
Sweet Money - "Excuse me?"
Apex - "The only thing frightening is this ring is the fact that Icy Cold is wearing Real Extreme Championship gold, Scotty Raven and Jaxson Kyzer must be near heart attacks as the stock hasw to have dropped drastically."
Sweet Money - "You really better watch your mouth before I put my first in it."
Apex - "Threaten me all you want it's not gonna work. I did come out here for a reason tho. You see as the Real Extreme Wrestling reporter it is my job to get all the candid hard to find footage. Now I have something you might want to see from this past weeks Wrath."
Sweet Money - "What the hell might that be?"
Apex - "Whoa! Whoa! Guns down Quickdraw. I must warn parents you might want to cover your children's eyes."
Apex points to the Raven-Vision wish comes to life in the locker room of Razor Sharp. "Razor reaches down to the bottom of his shirt and pulls it up over his head and tosses it to the side on the floor knowing it may be bad if he wastes much more time. Icy eyeballs him for a second running her gaze across his muscles and the body art that decorated them taking a momentary pause to take another drink.
Razor Sharp - "You know what might make this fun? Music!"
Icy Cold - "Yeah you're right, if you're going to strip it might as well be to a beat."
Razor nods in agreement and turns around and makes his way to the stereo system in the room and hits play on whatever was last left in the CD player and "Champagne" By Covo starts to play and he makes his way back into Icy's view grabbing his belt buckle as he goes and rips his belt off from around his waist and she sets her drink down from taking another big gulp and reaches out for Razors belt.
Icy Cold - "Hey, gimmie that!"
She grabs the belt from Razors grasp and folds it in half and smacks him across the ass giggling with delight.
Icy Cold - "WOOO! Now take off those pants!"
Razor Sharp - "Hey, we're a tag team aren't we? We're suppose to work as a team, I've took my shirt off, now it's your turn."
Before Icy can reply she finishes off the rest of her drink and slams the cup down to the floor and stands up and sees the room quickly begin to spin, her first thought was the last one entered into her mind by Razor and she rips her shirt off and attempts to throw it at him and stumbles into the direction of her aim and ends up in his arms as he catches her.
Sweet Money - "What the fuck stop the footage! Stop the footage now!"
Icy Cold - "Sweet, it's now how it looks he got me drunk!"
Apex - "Likely story! You were caught red handed you cheating slut. Sweet I can't even begin to explain what else was on that tape. I promise you though the rating went from "R" to "XXX" real fast!"
Sweet Money - "SHIT ICY! WHAT THE FUCK"
Apex - "I'll leave you two love birds alone to settle your qualms."
Apex slides out of the ring leaving Icy and Sweet bickering back and forth like crazy. He slaps a few fives on the way up the ramp and before you know it hes gone.