Post by motherfuckinkyzer on Aug 31, 2009 9:54:56 GMT -5
[Jaxson Kyzer] - Kassie, please send in Miss. Northrop now sweetheart.
[Kassie] - Yes sir, Mr. Kyzer!
[Jaxson Kyzer] - Thank you!
I hit the button on my intercom to shut it off. I straighten some papers sitting on my desk and make sure everything is in order. Just then there is a light tap at the door. I rise to my feet and step over and open the door and sure enough standing in front of me is my niece, with her glistening Intercontinental strap.
I invite Dagan into my office, and pull the chair out for her to take a seat. I then walk to the other side of my desk and seat myself. I put my glasses on and glance at the papers on my desk before turning my attention to my niece.
[Dagan Northrop] - So Uncle Jaxson, what did you need to see me for?
[Jaxson Kyzer] - Well honey we really need to talk about your match this week.
[Dagan Northrop] - I know I think I've come up with the perfect strategy. I'm gonna make Worship say 'I Quit' and walk away a double champion.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - Don't be too sure about that.
[Dagan Northrop] - What exactly does that mean?
I fiddle with the papers on my desk for a second. Then I realize I don't exactly have to be the nice, fair man I've been the past few months haha. I'm in charge and what I say goes.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - What that means is you can't beat Blake Worship and I need a sure thing!
[Dagan Northrop] - I can beat Worship! I'm the Intercontinental Champion. I beat T Money and Icy Cold!
[Jaxson Kyzer] - Two people that got massacred by Worship! Sorry but I've spoken and you're out!
[Dagan Northrop] - That is straight bullshit Jaxson! Your sick and twisted little infatuation with destroying Blake Worship has got you power hungry.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - Is that so? You wanna see power hungry? Give me the your belt right now!
[Dagan Northrop] - You're out of your mind if you think that is gonna happen buddy.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - I'm your god damn uncle. You treat me with some respect young later!
[Dagan Northrop] - Or what!?
[Jaxson Kyzer] - Oh you wanna test me? You're fired! Now give me my Intercontinental Championship and get out of my office and my arena!
[Dagan Northrop] - But I...
I hit a button under my desk alerting REW security. Almost immediately Apocalypse enters my office and I point at Dagan. He wraps his massive arms around her in a reverse bear hug. I once again rise from my desk. I walk over to her and pry the Intercontinental gold from her hands. I give her a little kiss on the forehead.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - It's for your own good honey. I'll see you on Thanksgiving.
[Dagan Northrop] - You mother fuc...
Apocalypse drags her out of my office and out of my sight. I gather my thoughts with a smile on my face. One crisis adverted. Now on to the next who is going to face Blake Worship and defeat him for the REW Championship.
As I sit at my desk once again I begin going down the roster trying to see if I see any names that catch my eye. And it doesn't start off to well.
[Jaxson Kyzer] - Johnny Corrigan? Nah Blake has beaten him before besides he might not even show. Steve Kleinman? Yeah right! Hmmm I don't really see anyone here that stands a chance. I guess I'm going to have to do some special recruiting.
I hit the button on my intercom once again. I await the reply from Kassie.
[Kassie] - Yes Mr. Kyzer?
[Jaxson Kyzer] - I've told you a hundred times just call me Jaxson babe.
[Kassie] - Ok! *Teehee* Jaxson!
[Jaxson Kyzer] - Wire me through to The Cayman Islands!
[Kassie] - Yes sir!
[Jaxson Kyzer] - I see 'History In The Making' and I see Worship leaving with out his championship.
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