Post by motherfuckinkyzer on Aug 30, 2009 21:38:11 GMT -5
Live From The Conseco Field House - Indianapolis, Indiana
I Quit Match
World Championship
Chris York vs. Blake Worship [c]
After last week's Pay Per View Blake Worship can add another nickname to his list, The Man Who Retired Aaron Holiday. Originally Dagan Northrop was set to face Kyzer but she has subsequently be released by the REW. Thus resulting in myself finding a more than suitable opponent to destro...I mean face Blake Worship. Myself knowing who Worship's opponent will be honestly can not envision either of these two uttering those ever so difficult words. But one of them will have to we'll find out which one.
Ref:Chase Evans
Jaxson Kyzer chose one hell of an opponent for Blake Worship. Despite York not completely cooperating and actually knocking the shit of of Kyzer he still managed to do the impossible and dethrone Blake Worship as the REW Heavyweight Champion.
Chris York - 26.5
Blake Worship - 26.0
Winner and NEW REW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: CHRIS YORK!
Straight Jacket Match
Tag Team Championship
K.C. James[c] & Jayson Ray[c] vs.Icy Cold and Mystery Partner
The only two double champions in REW happen to be the tag team champion team of James and Ray. These men have certainly established themselves as a force both together and in singles competition in REW. Icy Cold has recently stepped up her game and upon asking for a shot at the belts her wish was granted. The only question now is who did the Icy One reach out as a partner who help her achieve her goal of obtaining some gold in the REW.
The stipulation for this match is simple. Anything goes just beat your opponents why whatever means necessary until they are incapacitated enough to be strapped in to a straight jacket. Whichever team has both members of the other team strapped in first are the champions.
Ref: Chad Tally
Well the champions never actually made it to the ring and made the outcome of this one pretty simple as Icy and her chose partner Razor Sharp are the newly crowned REW Tag Team Champions
Winners and NEW REW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: ICY COLD & RAZOR SHARP
Thumb Tacs, Light bulbs, and Chains. Match
JVD vs. The Franchise
Jared returns and he already has rookies gunning for him. Of course that kind of thing happens when you are known as the inaugural REW World Heavyweight Champion. Not a lot is known about this Franchise kid but I do know he better bring his A game because JVD most certainly will. The Franchise asked for TLC match and I gave him what he asked for he just needs to maybe be a little more clear on it next time MUWAHAHAHA. This time the ring ropes will be replaced with steel chains wrapped in razor wire. And the mat will be covered with thumb tacs and broke light bulbs
Ref:Kyra
Why? Because I Can!/KOK Contendorship
T Money vs. Razor Sharp
Razor Sharp the student of Aaron Holiday better live up to his name and be just that when he steps into the ring with the veteran T Money. It's been a while since Razor has had a match inside the ring. T coming off an impressive hard fought victory over long time nemesis DreamKiller. But I'm sure any wounds he received in the process he can over look and move forward on his venture back towards the top. I'm gonna let these two go at it one on one in a normal match up. I know they'll tear it up.
Ref: Chad Tally
T Money narrowly pulled the victory out of this one over Razor Sharp who was forced to pull double duty by Jaxson Kyzer.Hey he still ended up with some gold. T Money on the other hand has earned himself a shot at Jayson Ray's King of Kings belt.
T Money - 10.0
Razor Sharp - 6.5
Winner: T Money!
Intercontinental Championship Challenge
Manson Hallmark vs. DreamKiller vs. Cloud Strife vs. Cameron Natural vs. Former MWEW Ringer
So we are at the Conseco Field House in Indianapolis, Indiana. Home of the Indiana Pacers (who suck LULZ) anyhow. I seem to have the Intercontinental championship I stripped from Northrop before firing her somewhere in the building. All of you gentlemen can lie, cheat, steal, disembody each other to find the championship. The search will last the entire night as all the matches take place. Who ever finds the prize and makes it to my office first is the new Intercontinental Champion.
Only three men showed up for this one and one of them wasn't even schedule but due to his opponent pussying out JVD joined the fray and Jard Van Dam the first ever REW Heavyweight Champion is leaving tonight the new REW Intercontinental Champion.
Jared Van Dam - 11.0
Camron Natural - 7.0
Manson Hallmark - 5.5
Winner and NEW REW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: JVD
Tahti Ray vs. Golden Boy
The wife of Jayson Ray will be facing off against the LEGENDARY Golden Boy! Thats right Golden Boy will be appearing in the REW! This is the biggest news since Mike Vick signing with the Eagles. Lets see if Jayson taught his wife any nice tricks to through the legend of his game.
Ref: Kyra
Good Luck!
Card Starts Tuesday and ends Thursday 11:59PM Board Time. Pay attention to the boards as all cards and matches are subject to change.
A Match End Is Expected From All Winning Parties except for those who won by no-show within 24 hours