Post by motherfuckinkyzer on Aug 18, 2009 16:41:54 GMT -5
Normally I don't do the first person but this is a special moment heh!
It's the night before Wrath at The Beach and I have decided to call a meeting of REW talent. I had my very special personal assistant Kassie gather up all the superstars minus one in particular.
A few techie scurry around and place my podium center on the stage as I set up some beach chairs for my talent to relax the night before they tear it up. I pop open a cooler full of beers so everyone can enjoy themselves for this very important get together.
I see Kassie walking back my way. She looks gorgeous in her yellow sundress with torches as the only source of lights at the moment. She meets me on the side of the stage as the ringers begin showing up. I rap my arms around her waist and give her a sweet little kiss. She giggles softly and I pat her bottom and heads down to her seat.
I look about to see if everyone has arrived yet and to me it looks like everyone is there. I see Blake Worship standing in the back next to T Money. Icy and her sister as far away from them as possible. Somewhere in the middle sits Dagan Northrop. And everyone else is scattered about except for one man in particular. The "Main Event Element" K.C. James.
I grab a beer before addressing everyone. I take a large gulp to clear my throat and begin.
"First off I'd like to thank you all for attending this evening. I hope you all have a very relaxing night and kill it tomorrow."
I get a few mixed stirs from the talent. A few woos and hoos here and there.
"But enough of the dramatics. Here is the deal. Last week I found myself caught up in the moment during a particular match-up featuring Blake Worship and K.C. James."
Blake boos loudly and thats gets some chuckles from the crowd. Even I snicker a bit.
"Well amidst all the chaos I accidentally struck Niko Cade. And now an insider has informed me that K.C. James plans on taking me out and he claims nobody or nothing can stop him."
I crack my knuckles and get a devious smirk on my face.
"As some of you may notice K.C. was not invited to this meeting this evening and the reasoning for this is simple. I want K.C. James head delivered to me on a silver fucking platter."
"Of course you want us to do your dirty work. Whats in it for us? Not getting fired or some bullshit like that."
Blake Worship exclaims.
"Oh Blakey I would never fire you that would ruin my intentions of taking your championship and proving I am the best the federation has ever seen. BUT before I was so rudely interrupted I was trying to state whoever can deliver me K.C. James' carcas will receive five hundred thousand dollars cold hard cash."
The superstars jaws drop. These guys don't even know what five hundred thousand dollars looks like. The rambling begins amongst the talent. As their eyes are all locked on me now. I just smile before shewing them all on their way.
"Thats it people. Go mingle! Destroy K.C. James I don't care what you do as long as you are prepared for tomorrow night. Oh yeah you suck Blake Worship!"
It's the night before Wrath at The Beach and I have decided to call a meeting of REW talent. I had my very special personal assistant Kassie gather up all the superstars minus one in particular.
A few techie scurry around and place my podium center on the stage as I set up some beach chairs for my talent to relax the night before they tear it up. I pop open a cooler full of beers so everyone can enjoy themselves for this very important get together.
I see Kassie walking back my way. She looks gorgeous in her yellow sundress with torches as the only source of lights at the moment. She meets me on the side of the stage as the ringers begin showing up. I rap my arms around her waist and give her a sweet little kiss. She giggles softly and I pat her bottom and heads down to her seat.
I look about to see if everyone has arrived yet and to me it looks like everyone is there. I see Blake Worship standing in the back next to T Money. Icy and her sister as far away from them as possible. Somewhere in the middle sits Dagan Northrop. And everyone else is scattered about except for one man in particular. The "Main Event Element" K.C. James.
I grab a beer before addressing everyone. I take a large gulp to clear my throat and begin.
"First off I'd like to thank you all for attending this evening. I hope you all have a very relaxing night and kill it tomorrow."
I get a few mixed stirs from the talent. A few woos and hoos here and there.
"But enough of the dramatics. Here is the deal. Last week I found myself caught up in the moment during a particular match-up featuring Blake Worship and K.C. James."
Blake boos loudly and thats gets some chuckles from the crowd. Even I snicker a bit.
"Well amidst all the chaos I accidentally struck Niko Cade. And now an insider has informed me that K.C. James plans on taking me out and he claims nobody or nothing can stop him."
I crack my knuckles and get a devious smirk on my face.
"As some of you may notice K.C. was not invited to this meeting this evening and the reasoning for this is simple. I want K.C. James head delivered to me on a silver fucking platter."
"Of course you want us to do your dirty work. Whats in it for us? Not getting fired or some bullshit like that."
Blake Worship exclaims.
"Oh Blakey I would never fire you that would ruin my intentions of taking your championship and proving I am the best the federation has ever seen. BUT before I was so rudely interrupted I was trying to state whoever can deliver me K.C. James' carcas will receive five hundred thousand dollars cold hard cash."
The superstars jaws drop. These guys don't even know what five hundred thousand dollars looks like. The rambling begins amongst the talent. As their eyes are all locked on me now. I just smile before shewing them all on their way.
"Thats it people. Go mingle! Destroy K.C. James I don't care what you do as long as you are prepared for tomorrow night. Oh yeah you suck Blake Worship!"