Post by atlaslight on Jul 25, 2009 9:00:23 GMT -5
SUDDENLY THE REW CAMERAS GO BACKSTAGE AND NO SOLD SLAMS THROUGH THE BACK DOOR WITH A JUG OF MOONSHINE IN HIS HAND! REW SECURITY RUSH AT HIM BUT HE GIVES EACH ONE OF THEM A
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NO SOLD IS THE MOST CONTRAVERSIAL MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY!
AFTER HIS ATTACK ON GIRLY FACED KC JAMES HE GOT KICKED OUT OF THE ARENA BUT HE AINT STAYING OUT BECAUSE HE IS THE BADDEST MAN ON THE ENTIRE PLANET'S HISTORY AND IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THAT I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA BUT THEY ARE AGAINST THE BOARD RULES LOL!
NO SOLD MARCHES DOWN TO THE RING GIVING STUNNERS TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STOP HIM. GLASS BREAKS AND NO SOLD IS SEEN ENTERING THE RING AS THE FANS START TO CHANT.
FANS : NO SOLD! NO SOLD! NO SOLD! NO SOLD! NO SOLD!
SEMON LAYFELD : DAMN NO SOLD IS POPULAR!
ALISON COWBELL : THATS BECAUSE HE IS THE MAN!
NO SOLD ENTERS THE RING AND GIVES THE FANS THE FINGER!
HE THEN PUNCHES OUT THE RING ANNOUNCER AND GRABS THE MICROPHONE!
NO SOLD : NOW NO SOLD HAS GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA! F*** YOU! AND IF AINT DOWN WITH THAT, WELL F*** YOU AGAIN! NOW NO SOLD MADE HIS FIVE STAR DEBUT LAST NIGHT AND WHAT DOES HE GET? HE GETS KICKED OUT OF THE BUILDING! NOW THAT AIN'T SOMETHING A MAN DOES, ITS SOMETHING A WOMAN WOULD DO BUT NO SOLD AIN'T SURPRISED SINCE THIS FED IS FILLED WITH MEN WHO ARE ABOUT AS B**CHY AS ANY WOMAN OUT THERE, NOW GIMME A F*** YEAH!
FANS : F*** YEAH!
NO SOLD : SO I AM ISSUING THIS JABRONIE FED A CHALLENGE! YOU THINK YOU CAN HANG WITH THE BADDEST MAN IN THE WORLD?!! THEN TRY AND TAKE ME IN THE RING INSTEAD OF CRYING ABOUT IT LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD GIRL, NOW GIMME A F*** YEAH!
FANS : F*** YEAH!
NO SOLD THEN JUMPS OUT OF THE RING AND DRINKS HIS GALLON OF MOONSHINE BEFORE THROWING UP ON SOME FANS IN THE FRONT ROW WHO CHEER EVEN HARDER BECAUSE THEY KNOW NOW THEY WILL HAVE A STORY TO TELL WHEN THEY ARE OLD.
ANYONE WITH A BALL SACK CAN CONTINUE
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