Post by The Outlaw on Jul 14, 2009 17:38:48 GMT -5
New York, New York....an awful big place to seem cramped! It's full of Yankess, over priced parking spaces, and hookers....I guess one out of three ain't bad, but I much perfer my Southern Comfort for sure.
I stroll through the front doors of the Golden Showers....or towers, I'm not quite sure what that bum outside called the place while begging me for a dollar....Ahh, New York Trash, I'm gonna love to hate them! Anywho I'm here and the place is all decked out from what looks like to me is leftover stuff from the 90's....perhaps this use to be a cheap hotel at some time?
So there I am, the front desk all laid out in front of me and the clerk staring my way just dieing to shake my hand and give me a BIG New York Welcome when out of the corner of my eye I catch these two HUGE...and I mean FREAKIN' HUUUUGE silicone wepons of mass distraction sttatched to the chest of some blonde bimbo. So what do I do....if you we're betting on me catching a better look you'd be damn right!
I make my way over half wondering how this is gonna work, and by that I mean are we going to just start going at it in the lobby or wait 'till I find my room. I thow in a little extra southern accent and give her a....
Holiday- 'Scuse me Miss, sorry to bother 'ya and all....but I couldn't help but notice how pretty you are, I mean you look like a Movie Star and I thought maybe you own the place and could help me find my room.
I catch the glem in her eye and think sinfully to myself...
"Yep, this bitch is gullable"
...and she replies.
Katie Rain- I can tell by your accent you're not from around here are you?
Holiday- No Miss, I ain't.
Katie Rain- Well allow me to help, first off you can drop all that innocent dumb hillbilly charm...it's not going to work on me. I know who you are Aaron Holiday, and I know how you like to run through women like liquor...and let me tell you something that you might understand....if you want me you've got High Dollar Wine Taste with Beer pockets!
Well damn, sometimes it sucks being famous, but in this case it won't as I planned. <---That's a badly written grown up joke!
Holiday- Hunny, let me tell you something, there's nothing High Class or High Dollar about you....I just thought I'd get me a piece of that....
*COUGH*
The little turd at the counter interupted me! Can you believe that?
Holiday- Excuse me lady, won't you run along now and get daddy a beer and bring it up to his room with something sexy on.
Katie Rain- ASSHOLE!
Holiday- However you wan't it!
Red in the face and flustered she storms off and I approach the douche at the counter who sooo rudely interupted me.
Clerk- I take it you would like the keys to your room?
Holiday- How about the keys to Jayson Ray's? I'll throw in a little something extra for you if you'd like....
Will he do it? If he don't want me to rip his ass out from behind the counter and take 'em he will! But who knows....maybe something else happens....maybe on of the people who post on Non-Card days interupt me.....or maybe just maybe Jayson shows up in the lobby of Golden Showers......
TBC: By anyone really!
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