Post by motherfuckinkyzer on Jun 7, 2009 3:42:30 GMT -5
Jaxson Kyzer Presents:
State Of The Federation Address:
The REW's new dictat...um commissioner Jaxson Kyzer will address the masses. There is no telling what Jaxson will have to say but you can all bet he won't hold back any feelings or opinions. But an informant of the commissioner has gave us some insight that the legend will indeed discuss the matter of former commissioner Blake Worship in some way, shape, or form.
Construction Site Calamity:
REW World Heavyweight Championship
Sweet Money vs. Johnnie Corrigan vs. Blake Worship
Throw three of the federation's finest in Blake Worship, Johnnie Corrigan, and Sweet Money into a construction site with all the bricks, cranes, structures, etc. they can get their hands on and damage is sure to be done. Perhaps Jaxson is trying to weaken his stiffest competition on his way to the Heavyweight Championship? Toss in Kyzer's niece Capricorn as the referee and is a sure fire recipe for Calamity!
Referee: Capricorn
Johnny Corrigan 11.0
Sweet Money 12.5
Blake Worship 13.0
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: BLAKE WORSHIP!
'I Suck' Match:
FallenOne vs. Mr. Mystery
"The embodiment of disdain" FallenOne has proven himself time and time again to be one of the hottest rising talents in REW. Mr. Mystery hopped on the seen and it's no mystery at all what he is capable of in the ring. Now one of these two face ultimate humiliation in a match where the only way to win is to force your opponent to admit 'I SUCK'!
Referee: Chase Evans
FallenOne 6.5
Mr. Mystery 9.5
WINNER: MR MYSTERY
Red Button Rumble:
Freakula vs. Big Homie
Both Freakula & Homie will have an explosive device attached to them. To win, you must make it to a red button positioned at the top of the ramp and press the button of your opponent. The button triggers the explosive devise that is attached to your opponent causing third degree burns. If you press the wrong button and blow yourself up then you lose. (However it would be an accident because the buttons are marked clearly.) The ring has a constant stream of flames coming out of the corners and the buttons themselves are surrounded by a ten foot fence topped by strands of barbwire. In other words good luck gentlemen!
Referee: Kyra
Freakula No Show
Big Homie 3.0
WINNER: BIG HOMIE
Testicular Fortitude Match:
REW Bar Room Brawl Championship
DreamKiller vs. DollaBilla
The Harbinger of Dreams will be locked inside a steel cage with the Money Man with hardcore rules applied. Random stipulations will be added or changed every five minutes by the referee. Anything can and very likely will happen. This match likely won't be for the faint at heart.
Referee: Chase Evans
DollaBilla No Show
DreamKiller 6.5
WINNER AND NEW BRB CHAMP: DREAMKILLER
Last Man Standing Match:
Danny Destiny vs. Mystery Opponent
You've seen it all before beat your opponent till they can't make the ten count. Somebody is bound to get hurt. Danny might be at a slight disadvantage due to not knowing who his opponent is. But guess what he's going to have to live with it and make the best out of an unfortunate situation
Referee: Chase Evans
Destiny 3.0
Jayson Ray 3.5
WINNER: JAYSON RAY
X Marks The Spot Match:
Rey Pierce vs. Nikki Madness
The Suicide Solution and the REW's resident vampiress will square off.The only catch is you must pin your opponent or make them submit, right on the big BLACK X hidden somewhere in the arena, no DQ no count out.
Referee: Kyra
DOUBLE NO SHOW
Falls Count Anywhere Tag Team Melee:
Icy Cold &Raving Lunatic vs. Sexpert & Unstoppable Beast
These two pairs may or may not like each other but they have no choice but to work together to try and survive if only for this night alone. This Match begins as all four wrestlers battle, in and out of the ring, they can be pinned anywhere, in the ring, on the arena floor, the backstage area, the parking lot, even the strip club down the street .
Referee: Kyra
Icy Cold & Raving Lunatic 8.5
Unstoppable Beast & Sexpert 16.0
WINNERS: UNSTOPPABLE BEAST AND SEXPERT
This card had some HIGH points and some LOW points. Things are certainly gonig to be changing around the federation. No-showing with out good reason is no longer acceptable. And I've been told the FallenOne is taking a break from REW and due to his no-show Freakula is hereby stripped of his Tag Team Championship. He, Rey Pierce, and Nikki Madness will be left off next weeks card.
By the way next week will be a tag team championship tournament. Be sure to sign up.
[/font]The REW's new dictat...um commissioner Jaxson Kyzer will address the masses. There is no telling what Jaxson will have to say but you can all bet he won't hold back any feelings or opinions. But an informant of the commissioner has gave us some insight that the legend will indeed discuss the matter of former commissioner Blake Worship in some way, shape, or form.
Construction Site Calamity:
REW World Heavyweight Championship
Sweet Money vs. Johnnie Corrigan vs. Blake Worship
Throw three of the federation's finest in Blake Worship, Johnnie Corrigan, and Sweet Money into a construction site with all the bricks, cranes, structures, etc. they can get their hands on and damage is sure to be done. Perhaps Jaxson is trying to weaken his stiffest competition on his way to the Heavyweight Championship? Toss in Kyzer's niece Capricorn as the referee and is a sure fire recipe for Calamity!
Referee: Capricorn
Johnny Corrigan 11.0
Sweet Money 12.5
Blake Worship 13.0
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: BLAKE WORSHIP!
'I Suck' Match:
FallenOne vs. Mr. Mystery
"The embodiment of disdain" FallenOne has proven himself time and time again to be one of the hottest rising talents in REW. Mr. Mystery hopped on the seen and it's no mystery at all what he is capable of in the ring. Now one of these two face ultimate humiliation in a match where the only way to win is to force your opponent to admit 'I SUCK'!
Referee: Chase Evans
FallenOne 6.5
Mr. Mystery 9.5
WINNER: MR MYSTERY
Red Button Rumble:
Freakula vs. Big Homie
Both Freakula & Homie will have an explosive device attached to them. To win, you must make it to a red button positioned at the top of the ramp and press the button of your opponent. The button triggers the explosive devise that is attached to your opponent causing third degree burns. If you press the wrong button and blow yourself up then you lose. (However it would be an accident because the buttons are marked clearly.) The ring has a constant stream of flames coming out of the corners and the buttons themselves are surrounded by a ten foot fence topped by strands of barbwire. In other words good luck gentlemen!
Referee: Kyra
Freakula No Show
Big Homie 3.0
WINNER: BIG HOMIE
Testicular Fortitude Match:
REW Bar Room Brawl Championship
DreamKiller vs. DollaBilla
The Harbinger of Dreams will be locked inside a steel cage with the Money Man with hardcore rules applied. Random stipulations will be added or changed every five minutes by the referee. Anything can and very likely will happen. This match likely won't be for the faint at heart.
Referee: Chase Evans
DollaBilla No Show
DreamKiller 6.5
WINNER AND NEW BRB CHAMP: DREAMKILLER
Last Man Standing Match:
Danny Destiny vs. Mystery Opponent
You've seen it all before beat your opponent till they can't make the ten count. Somebody is bound to get hurt. Danny might be at a slight disadvantage due to not knowing who his opponent is. But guess what he's going to have to live with it and make the best out of an unfortunate situation
Referee: Chase Evans
Destiny 3.0
Jayson Ray 3.5
WINNER: JAYSON RAY
X Marks The Spot Match:
Rey Pierce vs. Nikki Madness
The Suicide Solution and the REW's resident vampiress will square off.The only catch is you must pin your opponent or make them submit, right on the big BLACK X hidden somewhere in the arena, no DQ no count out.
Referee: Kyra
DOUBLE NO SHOW
Falls Count Anywhere Tag Team Melee:
Icy Cold &Raving Lunatic vs. Sexpert & Unstoppable Beast
These two pairs may or may not like each other but they have no choice but to work together to try and survive if only for this night alone. This Match begins as all four wrestlers battle, in and out of the ring, they can be pinned anywhere, in the ring, on the arena floor, the backstage area, the parking lot, even the strip club down the street .
Referee: Kyra
Icy Cold & Raving Lunatic 8.5
Unstoppable Beast & Sexpert 16.0
WINNERS: UNSTOPPABLE BEAST AND SEXPERT
This card had some HIGH points and some LOW points. Things are certainly gonig to be changing around the federation. No-showing with out good reason is no longer acceptable. And I've been told the FallenOne is taking a break from REW and due to his no-show Freakula is hereby stripped of his Tag Team Championship. He, Rey Pierce, and Nikki Madness will be left off next weeks card.
By the way next week will be a tag team championship tournament. Be sure to sign up.
