Post by motherfuckinkyzer on Jun 7, 2009 1:37:01 GMT -5
The scene opens in the sky box of 'Da Boss' Jaxson Kyzer. 'Da Boss' is sitting at his desk while the the main event of Wrath continues. He watches as his partner Freakula stands tall in the center of the ring with everyone else temporarily out of play. Freakula pulls Johnny Corrigan up by his hair and hoists him on his shoulder crushing his inside with a very devastating rib breaker.
Jaxson shrugs his shoulders and rises from his desk as from out of nowhere in the ring Sweet Money shows up behind Freak and slams a forceful double axe handle into the back of his neck taking him to a knee. He follow up by gaining so momentum against the ropes and hits a knee lift to the temple of Freakula pretty much knocking him comatose.
Too bad for Sweet though Freakula wasn't the legal man and he turns around right into a chokenbomb from the 'Harbinger of Dreams'. Dream lays in a few boots and rolls Sweet out of the ring and hops atop the legal man Corrigan for the pin but on receives a two count. 'Da Boss' clicks the button on his television remote turning the television of and makes his way out of his sky box once again.
But upon Jaxson reaching the main corridor he notices people are treating him different now that they know he's in charge of the REW. He's used to being treated with respect being he is a legend and a household name. But people are straight up kissing his ass now. He kinda understands why Worship enjoyed this job so much. After receiving a beer and a smoke from a ring crew member whose name he doesn't even know Jaxson continues on his way.
"Man, I can get used to this shit!"
Jaxson tells himself!
He continues his journey but upon reaching the backstage area. He pulls the head techie aside. He gives the techie a crash course in Kyzer 101 and sends him on his way. Moments later the lights in the arena dim to a phosphorescent purple hue. Rick Ross' smash hit "The Boss" hits the public announce system and Jaxson steps through the curtain.
He stands atop the ramp with his arms spread wide with-taking all the cheers which are quite deafening I might add. He slowly begins his way down the ramp way as the lights return to normal the music doesn't subside as quickly though as Jaxson is interacting with all his fans on his way to the ring. He finally reaches the ring and hops on the apron. DreamKiller is close enough for Jaxson to make a little smack on his shoulder and much to DK's chagrin Chase calls it a legal tag and declares Jaxson the legal man.
"That's our new REW commissioner in there."
Allyson states kiss-assingly.
"Indeed it is!"
Simon agrees!
"I've always like Jaxson Kyzer. He's a legend you know"
Allyson jives on!
"Oh brother it doesn't take you long to start kissing ass. Just last week you question what he's done to be considered a legend."
Simon reminds Allyson who ignores him.
Jaxson grabs Sweet Money by the backs off his tights and pulls him towards him punching him right in the lower solar plexus region.He then spins Sweet around and lifts him in a fireman's carry Johnny tries to sneak but the wily veteran catches him with a big boot sending him to the outside where he's met by Freakula. Jaxson nails hits Sweet with a version of a implant DDT which all his fans know as the Maynard Effect which is the setup for the Skull Fucker.
Jaxson lifts Sweet's ravaged remains off the mat. He leans him in the corner and positions himself in the far corner. Jaxson runs and hits his spinning calf kick to the back of Sweet's skull laying him out cold in the ring. 'Da Boss' covers Sweet for the ONE...TWO...and THREE. The bell ring and the fans go nuts. DreamKiller and Freakula don't seem as happy as you'd think. They are kind of pissed that they did all the work and Jaxson receives all the glory.
Jaxson stands in the center of the ring with his arms raised high in the air when he is speared to the mat by Blake Worship who appears from pretty much out of nowhere. Blake begins slamming forearms across the head of Jaxson before turning him over and pounding his fists into the new commissioners face. Blake slams Kyzer's head into the mat while yelling at him.
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! THIS ISN'T OVER!"
Blake screams much to the disliking of the fans!
Blake lifts Jaxson up and plants him with the Unholy Stigmata. Jaxson's eyes roll back into his head. Blake slides out of the ring after a few final kicks for good measures and he disappears through a sea of angry and disgruntled fans. As Scoops and Apocalypse rush down and help Jaxson to the back.
Jaxson shrugs his shoulders and rises from his desk as from out of nowhere in the ring Sweet Money shows up behind Freak and slams a forceful double axe handle into the back of his neck taking him to a knee. He follow up by gaining so momentum against the ropes and hits a knee lift to the temple of Freakula pretty much knocking him comatose.
Too bad for Sweet though Freakula wasn't the legal man and he turns around right into a chokenbomb from the 'Harbinger of Dreams'. Dream lays in a few boots and rolls Sweet out of the ring and hops atop the legal man Corrigan for the pin but on receives a two count. 'Da Boss' clicks the button on his television remote turning the television of and makes his way out of his sky box once again.
But upon Jaxson reaching the main corridor he notices people are treating him different now that they know he's in charge of the REW. He's used to being treated with respect being he is a legend and a household name. But people are straight up kissing his ass now. He kinda understands why Worship enjoyed this job so much. After receiving a beer and a smoke from a ring crew member whose name he doesn't even know Jaxson continues on his way.
"Man, I can get used to this shit!"
Jaxson tells himself!
He continues his journey but upon reaching the backstage area. He pulls the head techie aside. He gives the techie a crash course in Kyzer 101 and sends him on his way. Moments later the lights in the arena dim to a phosphorescent purple hue. Rick Ross' smash hit "The Boss" hits the public announce system and Jaxson steps through the curtain.
He stands atop the ramp with his arms spread wide with-taking all the cheers which are quite deafening I might add. He slowly begins his way down the ramp way as the lights return to normal the music doesn't subside as quickly though as Jaxson is interacting with all his fans on his way to the ring. He finally reaches the ring and hops on the apron. DreamKiller is close enough for Jaxson to make a little smack on his shoulder and much to DK's chagrin Chase calls it a legal tag and declares Jaxson the legal man.
"That's our new REW commissioner in there."
Allyson states kiss-assingly.
"Indeed it is!"
Simon agrees!
"I've always like Jaxson Kyzer. He's a legend you know"
Allyson jives on!
"Oh brother it doesn't take you long to start kissing ass. Just last week you question what he's done to be considered a legend."
Simon reminds Allyson who ignores him.
Jaxson grabs Sweet Money by the backs off his tights and pulls him towards him punching him right in the lower solar plexus region.He then spins Sweet around and lifts him in a fireman's carry Johnny tries to sneak but the wily veteran catches him with a big boot sending him to the outside where he's met by Freakula. Jaxson nails hits Sweet with a version of a implant DDT which all his fans know as the Maynard Effect which is the setup for the Skull Fucker.
Jaxson lifts Sweet's ravaged remains off the mat. He leans him in the corner and positions himself in the far corner. Jaxson runs and hits his spinning calf kick to the back of Sweet's skull laying him out cold in the ring. 'Da Boss' covers Sweet for the ONE...TWO...and THREE. The bell ring and the fans go nuts. DreamKiller and Freakula don't seem as happy as you'd think. They are kind of pissed that they did all the work and Jaxson receives all the glory.
Jaxson stands in the center of the ring with his arms raised high in the air when he is speared to the mat by Blake Worship who appears from pretty much out of nowhere. Blake begins slamming forearms across the head of Jaxson before turning him over and pounding his fists into the new commissioners face. Blake slams Kyzer's head into the mat while yelling at him.
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! THIS ISN'T OVER!"
Blake screams much to the disliking of the fans!
Blake lifts Jaxson up and plants him with the Unholy Stigmata. Jaxson's eyes roll back into his head. Blake slides out of the ring after a few final kicks for good measures and he disappears through a sea of angry and disgruntled fans. As Scoops and Apocalypse rush down and help Jaxson to the back.