Post by Blake Worship on May 18, 2009 16:12:05 GMT -5
The Loud Ruckus Before The Storm...
King vs. Capo
DreamKiller vs. Blake Worship
Your eyes deceive you not. With everything planned for our upcoming PPV, the REW World Title will not be on the line next week. In all fairness, it's gotta be defended sometime, right? So the REW World Champion Blake Worship has called out the REW King of Kings Champion DreamKiller in a special Title-on-Title matchup. If Worship wins, he gets... nothing. Except for another notch on his list of succesful REW World Title defenses, making the grand total... two. However, if DreamKiller wins, he becomes REW's only Double Champion, both World and KOK Title. Sounds nice, doesn't it? And hey, if he wins this and loses next week, he'll still have a World Title belt to ease his defeat. So, let's see if Dream is really the King of Kings his belt says he is, or if it's just a typo...
This match is probably the only one in this fed's history to have literally have taken place all throughout both the Golden Towers AND the REW Star-Maker Arena. All it needed was a trip down to the Underground Arena and it would've been an instant classic. The Dark Lord was adamant on taming the beast within Blake Worship, but it would appear REW's World Champion and Capo has got a few extra gears the KOK Champion was not aware of, and scraped out the title defense and the win.
DreamKiller (3.5, 3.5, 3.5)= [10.5] vs. Worship (3.5, 4.0, 3.5)= [11]
WINNER and STILL REW WORLD CHAMPION: Blake Worship
*Special Guest Ref: The Godfather Scotty Raven
Mysterious Tournament Final Round Match
Jonny Corrigan vs. Dolla Billa
Exciting, isn't it? On one side we have one of our top stars, who seems to be undergoing a metamorphis-of-sorts as of late, and so far it has been doing him good seeing as it has gotten him this far. Though odds are he would've made it here even without it, now that it's happened will it be enough to hold off and annoyingly-improved Dolla Billa, who would like nothing more than to have himself idolized by this entire fed? If he wins he could be on that road, but will he?
These guys just didn't know when to quit, fighting tooth and nail long after the match was really over. But in the actual match itself, we saw a bit of an upset here tonight, as Dolla Billa wins the Mysterious Tournament, granting him a very special match against a certain someone at next week's Justice.
Jonny Corrigan (3.0)= [3] vs. Dolla Billa (3.5, 3.0)= [6.5]
WINNER: Dolla Billa
Ref: Chase Evans
Calling Out The Champ
T Money vs. Capricorn
You heard right, somebody out there apparently has got enough balls... figuratively-speaking... to call out REW's Intercontinental Champion T Money. Did I mention she's a woma--I mean, a rookie? What ever hopes REW's newest acquisition Capricorn has of defeating T Money are beyond imagination, but since T didn't quite handle business last week, she gets her match. If T mans up enough to make this match for his title any time before or during this match, then it will become an REW Intercontinental Title Match. And even if it doesn't, depending on a possible outcome, that might not matter come Justice...
You wanna talk about upsets? This one by far takes the cake! It's true that our newest member Capricorn did not actually face the REW Intercontinental Champion T Money in this match, but even after taking a beating no woman should ever have to experience, she still managed to layeth the smacketh down on Sweet Money's candy ass, gaining her first win here in REW and immediately launching her to the upper echelon class of ringers in this fed. This is definitely just the beginning of things to come from The Zodiac Vixen (nice one, huh? Yep...)
T Money (4.0, 3.5, 3.5, 3.0, 3.5, 3.0, 3.5, 3.5)= [27.5] vs. Capricorn (3.5, 3.5, 4.0, 3.5, 3.5, 4.0, 3.5, 3.0)= [28.5]
Ref: Chase Evans
Real Extreme Battle Royal!
Jayson Ray vs. Sexpert vs. Danny Destiny
Here at Real Extreme Wrestling, we like to get our fans in on the action every once in a while. And even though we have some of our luckier fans (depending on your standpoint) sign waivers to avoid legal suits, we rarely take advantage of that. Well, not anymore. For this match, the winner does not win by throwing everyone else over the top rope, but by throwing them over the ringside barricade and into the screaming fans. This match is just a taste of the things your Capo can come up with on a whim, people. This is a test, and if it does well you all might see this type of match again very soon, maybe even as soon as Justice, who knows... Oh, and by the way, the barricade will be extended 3ft. into the air by 6in. thick wall made of glass, sort of like at a hockey game only with thinner glass for... Extreme... reasons... have fun!
Sadly this bout did not take off the way it was hoped to have done, but there is still much promise for this type of match and possible others in the future. In other words, this isn't over! Not by a longshot, buckos!
Jayson Ray (0)= [0] vs. Sexpert (3.5)= [3.5] vs. Danny Destinty (3.5)= [3.5]
WINNER: TIE
Ref: Fuck a ref!
Welcome Back! Now, Try Not To Die!
Rey Pierce vs. Freakula
REW, rejoice! The Suicide Solution is back! Rey Pierce has returned to the REW six-sided ring, and The Capo has a special welcoming committee just for him! Around these parts, we call him... The Monster, Freakula! Will Freakula quickly make Rey wish he'd stayed home, or shall Rey be piercing Freakula's heart for a solid returning debut win?
Well it looks like that question was firmly answered by The Suicide Solution. Despite the fierce animosity between these two, the likes of which would usually only make Freakula even harder to beat, the returning Rey Pierce made it clear that he's back... and he means busines...
Rey Peirce (3.0, 3.0, 3.5, 3.0)= [12.5] vs. Freakula (2.5, 3.0)= [5.5]
WINNER: Rey Peirce
Ref: Chad Tally
Fucking awesome card, people. Shit like this makes me happy to have stepped up and chosen to be the commissioner of this fed, I mean that. I'd like to think that the effort I'm putting in has something to do with everyone's performance, but in the end it's all on you guys to make the game fun, I'm just giving you the tools. Keep it up, everyone. Let's make this next PPV even better...
If you think this card looks nice, wait until the PPV muthafuckas!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
* = RP scores done courtesy of Scotty Raven.
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