Post by j5 on Apr 9, 2009 0:27:23 GMT -5
DA CUMRA OPUN. J FIVEEZ IZ STANDEENG BAKSTAGE IN DA GEURILLIA POZISHION!!! HE SITTANG IN A CHARE HE LUK VARY CONTAMPONPLATIVE!!! HE CUVER HIZ MOWTH WIT HIZ HANDZ N HE LUK LYKE HE GON CRY BUT JFIVEZ DON CRY CUZ HE SUPER BIG BADASS!!!
DEN SUM PEEPLE WAUK BY N DEY ALL LYKE OMG IT IS DA GREAT J5!!! HE SO AUESOME I CAN NOT EEVEN BELEEVE HE IS RIGHT THAR!!! N J5 LUK OVER N HE LIKE HEY HOWS IT GOIN N DEY LYKE GOOD N DEN DEY SAY OMG JFIVE Y U LUK SO CONTAMPONPLATIVE?! U DON LUK LYKE URSELF!!!
N DEN J5 HE LUK AT DEM N HE SAY I JUS BIN DOIN A LOT OF THINKIN. I HAV TO GO 2 DA REENG NOW. SUMTING I GOT SAY!!!
SO DEN J5 HE GET UP N HE GO THREW TO DA REENG N HIZ MUSIC PLAY.
HE CUM OUT N DA CROWD CHEERZ WILDLY! PEEPLE START BEENG RILLY HAPPY N DEY GIT SO CONSUMED WIT HAPPY DAT DER CEREBRAL CORTEX NO LNGER FNCTIONS! SO SUM PEEPLE START MAKING OUT WIT EECH UDDER! DAT HOW COOL JFIVES IZ!!!
N JFIVE IS LYKE TANK YOU TANK U FOR LUVING ME SO MACH!!!
N DEN HE GIT IN REENG N HE GIT MIKROFONE FRUM GY WHOS IT IS HIZ JAB TO GIV MIKROFONES TO PEEPLE. N DEN JFIVEZ START TO TAWK!!!
JFIVEZ: WELL L8IES N KINDMANZ!!! OVER DA PAST WEEK SENCE MY MATCH AGAINST DOLLA BILLA I HAV BIN DOING LOTZ OF TINKING!!! I CAME BAK B-CUZ I WANNED TO END DA KAREER OF DOLLA BILLA!!! SO AT DA BIG BRAWL I DID THAT!!! I ENDED HIS KAREER RITE IN MIDDLE OF DIS REENG!!!
Simon: I remember that, it was great.
Allyson: What the hell are you talking about? Dolla Billa beat J5 1, 2, 3!
JFIVEZ TAWK MORE!!!
JTWOPLUSTWO=FIVEZ: SO NOW DAT I CAME BAK N DID WAT I SED I WOOD DO I AM NOW GOIN BAK IN TO RETARRMENT! N I AM GON TO DO A MOOVIE BY REW FILMZ IT GON BE CALLED THE 12 ROUNDS OF MARINES!!! ER SOMETING LIKE DAT SO GO CHEK IT OUTT!!!
DA CROWD IS RILLY SAD SO DEY ALL START CRYING SO MUCH CUZ DEY ALMOST DROWN BUT NOT RILLY IT JUST ANALLERGY!!!
JFIVEZ!!!: NOW NOW IT OKAY!!! BUT NEVAR SAY NEVAR J5AMANIAKS!!! BCUZ I MITE CUM BAK AGEN 1 DAY N IT MIGHT BE DA GRATEST TING EVAR!!!
N DEN ALL OF DA PUPPETS SCREEM OMG YES DIS IS GR8 HE MIGHT CUM BAK LATER MAYBE!!!
JFIVEZISLEEVING: BUT UNTIL DEN GO CHEK OUT MY MOVIE IT IN THEETARS SEPTOBER 33RD!!! OKAY I AMM LEEVING NOW PEECE OUT HOME DAWGIEZ!!!
N JFIVEZ GET OUT DA REENG N DA CROWD LYKE NO JFIVEZ WE MIZZ YOU ALREADYZ!!! N FIVEZ LUV DEM SO B4 HE LEEVE HE GIV DEM ALL HUGZ N DEN HE ALL LYKE G2G BYEZ!!!
Simon: Bye J5 we’ll miss you!!!
Allyson: Are you crying?
Simon: No I just have some manipulation in my eye.
Allyson: Oh.
DEN SUM PEEPLE WAUK BY N DEY ALL LYKE OMG IT IS DA GREAT J5!!! HE SO AUESOME I CAN NOT EEVEN BELEEVE HE IS RIGHT THAR!!! N J5 LUK OVER N HE LIKE HEY HOWS IT GOIN N DEY LYKE GOOD N DEN DEY SAY OMG JFIVE Y U LUK SO CONTAMPONPLATIVE?! U DON LUK LYKE URSELF!!!
N DEN J5 HE LUK AT DEM N HE SAY I JUS BIN DOIN A LOT OF THINKIN. I HAV TO GO 2 DA REENG NOW. SUMTING I GOT SAY!!!
SO DEN J5 HE GET UP N HE GO THREW TO DA REENG N HIZ MUSIC PLAY.
HE CUM OUT N DA CROWD CHEERZ WILDLY! PEEPLE START BEENG RILLY HAPPY N DEY GIT SO CONSUMED WIT HAPPY DAT DER CEREBRAL CORTEX NO LNGER FNCTIONS! SO SUM PEEPLE START MAKING OUT WIT EECH UDDER! DAT HOW COOL JFIVES IZ!!!
N JFIVE IS LYKE TANK YOU TANK U FOR LUVING ME SO MACH!!!
N DEN HE GIT IN REENG N HE GIT MIKROFONE FRUM GY WHOS IT IS HIZ JAB TO GIV MIKROFONES TO PEEPLE. N DEN JFIVEZ START TO TAWK!!!
JFIVEZ: WELL L8IES N KINDMANZ!!! OVER DA PAST WEEK SENCE MY MATCH AGAINST DOLLA BILLA I HAV BIN DOING LOTZ OF TINKING!!! I CAME BAK B-CUZ I WANNED TO END DA KAREER OF DOLLA BILLA!!! SO AT DA BIG BRAWL I DID THAT!!! I ENDED HIS KAREER RITE IN MIDDLE OF DIS REENG!!!
Simon: I remember that, it was great.
Allyson: What the hell are you talking about? Dolla Billa beat J5 1, 2, 3!
JFIVEZ TAWK MORE!!!
JTWOPLUSTWO=FIVEZ: SO NOW DAT I CAME BAK N DID WAT I SED I WOOD DO I AM NOW GOIN BAK IN TO RETARRMENT! N I AM GON TO DO A MOOVIE BY REW FILMZ IT GON BE CALLED THE 12 ROUNDS OF MARINES!!! ER SOMETING LIKE DAT SO GO CHEK IT OUTT!!!
DA CROWD IS RILLY SAD SO DEY ALL START CRYING SO MUCH CUZ DEY ALMOST DROWN BUT NOT RILLY IT JUST ANALLERGY!!!
JFIVEZ!!!: NOW NOW IT OKAY!!! BUT NEVAR SAY NEVAR J5AMANIAKS!!! BCUZ I MITE CUM BAK AGEN 1 DAY N IT MIGHT BE DA GRATEST TING EVAR!!!
N DEN ALL OF DA PUPPETS SCREEM OMG YES DIS IS GR8 HE MIGHT CUM BAK LATER MAYBE!!!
JFIVEZISLEEVING: BUT UNTIL DEN GO CHEK OUT MY MOVIE IT IN THEETARS SEPTOBER 33RD!!! OKAY I AMM LEEVING NOW PEECE OUT HOME DAWGIEZ!!!
N JFIVEZ GET OUT DA REENG N DA CROWD LYKE NO JFIVEZ WE MIZZ YOU ALREADYZ!!! N FIVEZ LUV DEM SO B4 HE LEEVE HE GIV DEM ALL HUGZ N DEN HE ALL LYKE G2G BYEZ!!!
Simon: Bye J5 we’ll miss you!!!
Allyson: Are you crying?
Simon: No I just have some manipulation in my eye.
Allyson: Oh.