Post by caiusturner on Nov 24, 2008 1:09:41 GMT -5
Are you ready for another edition of REW PPV? I know I am and if this card is as good as I think it could be this one will blow the roof off of the place. First and foremost the PPV will be coming to you live from Iraq. The soldiers could use a little entertainment, and this being the final week of our tour we wanted to go out with a bang, hopefully not literally.
Main Event
World Heavyweight Championship
Cloudstrife Vs Blake Worship.
It seems to me Cloud has been having matches in triplicates lately, so lets not disappoint Worship here. Lets hope that this battle proves to be as tame as the last one, since I am going to have it in the arena this time. If any outside source interferes in this match it will be an automatic two weeks suspension. Hopefully this will be the final time these two men meet, because I think I am going to have an aneurysm every time they step into the ring against each other.
Ref: Chase Evans
I think Jay was right in saying Holy Shit! I mean my god you two, are you doomed to fight each other like this for all eternity? If anyone out there needs some lessons in how to make a damn good post, read this entire match. I can guarantee you will walk away about two levels above what you currently are. In a match that was literally as back and forth as you can get, these two seemed to not want to go down. Cloud ended up showing his Demon side just to be overwhelmed by Aries, that Blake has now unlocked this side of him does not bode well for DHS. Both men unveiled new finishing moves, and I must say I would not want to be on the receiving end of either of them. Blakes is called BonaFied, and Cloud has aptly named his combination Omnislash. Alas me calling on the judging of THREE other people could not produce a winner. So for the second time we have a tie between the two of these men. Which ever one of you wants to put up the finish is fine by me. I think Cloud set that up rather nicely if I do say so myself. Excellent job you two.
Winner: Tie
Bar Room Brawl Championship
Demented Vs. Jonny Corrigan
Demented is on a good win streak as of late, and Corrigan himself has been starting to make a good name around here. This looks to be a good match since the two of these men have had very dark pasts. Will that come to haunt either of them in this one? Who knows.
Ref:Chase Evans
Well I must say that Corrigan is not pleased with me on the fact that I didn't do anything about Freakula dropping a cage on our dear World Champion. The steaming pile of shit on a platter was proof enough of that. I will say that Cloud has not brought the matter to my ears, so I assume he doesn't wish me to do anything about it. I am sure he has something diabolical planned on his own. Unfortunately for the young Jonny his antics prevented him from getting to the bar for his match. So Demented holds on to his title for at least another two months. Congrats.
Winner: Demented
Tag Team Championships
The Unholy Union (Dreamkiller and Fallen One) Vs The Regulators (Boxer and Freakula)
I said all titles would be on the line so here it is. The Unholy Union defends their titles against the two newest members to the Regulators. Freakula has some very big things to get into with Dreamkiller so this match will take place out in the desert. Much like last months meeting of Cloud and Worship I have gotten a few volunteers to film it, and this time I assure you that we have enough film to cover it all.
Ref:Chase Evans
Boxer was mysteriously absent from the ring, and left his stablemate to face off against The Unholy Union. Freakula put up one hell of a fight but the numbers game was too much for him to overcome. Dream and Fallen One hold on to those belts for another month.
Winner: Unholy Union (Dreamkiller & Fallen One)
Dyce Vs T Money
Dyce has been floating around the fringes lately and with his attack of the poor ill fated Boxer a few weeks back I have decided to see if he is ready to make a return. T not having to defend his title this month does not mean that he will not have to work to earn his lofty paycheck. Lets see how these two men do in ring together.
Ref: Chad Tally
T Money came out and tried to get Dyce to see the error of his ways. Extending a hand in an offer for Dyce to join the "Good Guys" T tried his best to bring Dyce over. Dyce, however, was not going to walk away from Jayson that quickly. In the battle that ensued, we were shown two things. T Money is one of the best people we have around here. And ring rust or not Dyce is a force to be reckoned with. In a match that was almost as close as the main event Dyce just manages to squeak out the win.
Winner: Dyce
Jayson Ray Vs. Nightmare
Unusual spot for Jayson on the card you say? Well it isn't for Nightmare who I know nothing about. He no showed his first match here in REW and hasn't made a peep since. I want to see what the two of you can do.
Ref: Kyra
Nightmare no showed, and Jayson picks up an easy first win.
Winner: Jayson Ray
Ok this one blew me away guys. Amazing job on the part of Cloud, Blake, T Money, Dreamkiller, Freakula, Fallen One, Dyce, and Jayson. Basically everyone that showed up and put up more than one post, I am impressed. Now if we could have cards like this every week and not just at the end of the month I would be a very happy man. Now I will stop typing so that maybe Blake can get to work on his weekend report.