Post by motherfuckinkyzer on Aug 16, 2009 13:19:24 GMT -5
Live From The BoardWalk in Pensacola Beach, Florida
Bikini Beach Brawl
Icy Queen vs. "Da Champ"
Icy Cold vs. Blake Worship [c]
Blake not only narrowly pulled out the victory last week but thanks to well myself he narrowly survived. And now despite Blake being far from one hundred percent he has to step into the ring with the Icy Queen. Blake has beaten some big names in his time but he should most certainly not underestimate Icy. As like most times in REW anything can happen. And speaking of anything this will be a Bikini Beach Brawl. There will be a ring sized hole dug out within the sand of the beach and both combatants will emerge into the hole and do battle. Oh and I forgot to mention both combatants must be wearing bikinis. Thats right if Blake Worship fails to adhere to the dress code he will be disqualfied thus removing him from the rest of the tournament. God I'm a evil bastard!
*Special Guest Ref:Aaron Holiday
Winner: Blake Worship
BarRoom Brawl Championship
DreamKiller [c] vs. Johnny Corrigan vs. K.C. James
Johnny has returned and what better way to make people remember who he is than to capture some gold on his first night back. But doing so won't exactly be that easy. He'll have to face off again DreamKiller. A man who has held on to his gold for quite sometime and I don't think he intends on giving it up this easy. And K.C. James a man who was only inches away from falling into the history books as the one who stopped the illustrious reign of Blake Worship. The rules for this match is simple these three men will actually begin the battle in the Gulf of Mexico. Upon the shore in a life guard stand. Lets say life guard stand number 8 (haha i have real life memories in the life guard stand haha) sits a life guard with the Bar Room Brawl Championship in his grasps. It's simple first man to the top of the life guard stand will receive the belt and walk away champion.
Ref: Chad Tally
Winner: K.C. James
Beach Ball Battle
Dagan Northrop vs. Miss. Latina
Two beautiful ladies running around in skimpy bikinis. Playing a hardcore game of beach volley ball. First woman to score five points is victorious. But of course thats too easy and this is Real Extreme Wrestling. So this game is anything goes. Choke a bitch then knock the ball over the net I don't care. Just do whatever it takes to be victorious. Dagan has proved she will do whatever it takes. Now lets see what Miss. Latina is made of.
Ref: Chad Tally
Winner: Miss. Latina
Good Luck!
Card Starts Tuesday and ends Thursday 11:59PM Board Time. Pay attention to the boards as all cards and matches are subject to change.
A Match End Is Expected From All Winning Parties except for those who won by no-show within 24 hours
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